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How many sexual innuendos can wewe fit into one sentence?

Cum on, it can't be that hard. Give me ur best shot.
 trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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HeitsiTsegin said:
Smashing with a ho, on a one horse open sleigh, over her hills I go, cumming all the way. My name she will scream, making orasms rise. Oh what fun it is to be with my blow up doll tonight.
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omg
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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0_o
susieeq13 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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So. Much. Win! X'D
seffro posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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xDDDDDDDDD
BlindBandit92 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ShadowFan100 said:
...really? Ur getting as bad as that one use who kept posting rape jokes : /
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Rape is never a joke. Ever.
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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EXACTLY! But these arent funny either
ShadowFan100 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I'm sorry I don't cater to your specific sense of humor. But I'm not posting these for wewe so Iiiiiiii dooooooooooooooonnnttttt caaaaaarreeeeeee
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Spicekitten said:
This is stupid. Why did wewe even ask?!
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*sassy neck roll* Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i might get in on this, provided those horns double as handles :p
seffro posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Alright IF wewe don't like the swali wewe don't have to be a bitch, kahaba about it. Not everyone is a prude. This is nothing wrong with the swali and it is not trolling. It's one thing to say you're normally nice but really getting pissed off of perverted questions? That are actually harmless and meant for laughs? Honestly? Be a little zaidi open minded and if wewe can't do that ya know wewe can skip the question.
BlindBandit92 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
hetalianstella said:
Not a pervert, sorry.
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Thank you, Stella. Yes! Someone who understands.<3
Spicekitten posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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ily
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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ily both, so much
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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@Spice UM IF wewe understood why couldn't wewe say it like Stella did then? Instead of just bitching? Like seriously?
BlindBandit92 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Oh fuck yes it's hard, but once wewe do it, it feels great.


Wow that sucked, it's harder than it looks, but once your in that mood wewe can't get out of it.


YEAhhhh i suck at that, uwu if only I were in a perverted mood.
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A+
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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thank wewe uwu♥
XxKeithHarkinxX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
susieeq13 said:
lolz this is suck so hard. (hah see i'm already trying.)

come on girls, let's do it together! we can eat the creampie and scream because it tastes so good!

omg i feel all dirty now c:

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Roll in it
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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roll in the dirtiness. This is good
trainofdoom82 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
loYol said:

I'm going to cum over and reach my fingers deep inside your honey pot, and then I will slowly lick the warm, thick, liquid off.

I have a deep drawer filled with toys for my pussy because i upendo playing with my pussy, and stroking it too, but my pussy likes it best when someone else comes over to play with it.


I like playing with her apples, but I like the taste of her forbidden matunda the best, especially when it's laid out right in front of me.


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seffro said:
S`this count?
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S`this count?
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BlindBandit92 said:
I screw you. wewe screw me. Let's go screw each other in a tree. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you. Won't wewe say wewe upendo to screw me too? (XD I feel so horrible over messing up a kids song like that.)

She'll be cumming around the mountain when she cums

How many licks does it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll?


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xD My best friend and I always joke about the sekunde one e3e
XxKeithHarkinxX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
x-Yumi-x3 said:
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how wewe wash a cup.

I was trying hard to cum up with a good one, butt fuck it.
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