What are some really annoying stupid au maybe funny maswali to ask through text??

If wewe wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

Hope wewe liked it!

Do wewe find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my Marafiki

Are wewe using your phone? :D

I Lost my phone, can wewe ring it?#facebook

au a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' wewe can make it come up as 'I find wewe so hot. Let's date' au 'I want wewe to kiss me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure wewe can think of worse if wewe have time.

au wewe could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone au put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' au Donald Duck.

Do wewe like to eat frog legs?
Do wewe like to pet dinosaurs too?
I want 12 kids. How many do wewe want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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