One of my Marafiki on this site called me a squirrel, a gay squirrel, just kwa looking at my user icon. That's really weird, even from him. I'm not a squirrel. This is just my user icon, a mascot of the Universiade 1987 (the chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha Games) held in my hometown of Zagreb, Croatia. Zagi was the name of that mascot. Those colors on „my" tail are the colors of the Universiade, much like the Olympic circles, and they have absolutely nothing to do with a upinde wa mvua Flag, au me being gay. It's just a lucky coincidence! I mean, where did wewe ever see a squirrel who can type on a laptop and speak English? Nowhere! I'm just another human being, hiding behind my user ikoni like a mask, just like anybody else on this site, but wewe know I'm not a squirrel, I'm a real person. I don't even have a squirrel for a pet!!!
Well it started as a joke but got blown out of proportions and became a rumor. Because I had long hair, was too poor to afford a backpack so used my dad's military duffel bag in school, wore black clothes and had a Punisher T-shirt, my Marafiki nicknamed me School Shooter, cause it was 2016 and offensive jokes were just normal. So we were at the lunch table, laughing about all the great offensive stuff, like "Holocaust didn't happen" and all that, and then some humongous fat bitch, kahaba walked up and said, "So, you're the school shooter, huh? wewe wanna tell me what that's about" and she wanted me to go to the principal's office and I told her no, mostly cause she wasn't even a teacher, and then she left to tell the principal, and it went nowhere because I never made any threats au anything like that, but people still thought I would break down one day. Spoiler: I never did and I graduated with grades ranging from Cs
