Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing wewe naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't wewe have some laundry to do au something?
wewe are so cute when wewe get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a dakika - I get it. What time of the mwezi is it?
wewe sure wewe don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch, kahaba flakes this morning!
Who are wewe kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing wewe naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't wewe have some laundry to do au something?
wewe are so cute when wewe get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a dakika - I get it. What time of the mwezi is it?
wewe sure wewe don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch, kahaba flakes this morning!
Who are wewe kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At chajio, chakula cha jioni time quietly throw chakula but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my punda is fat au i stuff twinkies in my punda make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a mole dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores kwa lying on him saying stuff like Jason alisema that he was going to kick my punda au something like that
☆Tell him to give wewe a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like wewe heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a shabiki today
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At chajio, chakula cha jioni time quietly throw chakula but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my punda is fat au i stuff twinkies in my punda make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a mole dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores kwa lying on him saying stuff like Jason alisema that he was going to kick my punda au something like that
☆Tell him to give wewe a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like wewe heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a shabiki today
This is very funny I told some of my Marafiki and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at nyumbani XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on zaidi thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on ukuta so hard, knock self into the inayofuata room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into papa tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at nyumbani XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on zaidi thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on ukuta so hard, knock self into the inayofuata room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into papa tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*