Shadow the Hedgehog Article: The Problem With Shadow Fangirls.

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posted by SkyHedgehog

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from wewe weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

wewe fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created kwa SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous. au insane, wewe choose.

Think of how chaotic it would be with Shadow running around with wewe crazy punda people fighting over him. The world would explode within the first few dakika of his existence.

Let me simplify it for you: Shadow + real = Wtf BOOM! D8<

And as for the haters, don't feed the fangirls. At least not the crazy ones. Don't post on the Shadow the Hedgehog spot's ukuta sayin' he's all gay and shit. That just causes a war and people lose interest. Spill out your hate on some Anti-Shadow thing au something. -3-

... *runs*

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xwolf19 Very true! But I am insane. I'm not a fangirl though. Hehehe shadow plus fangirls plus wold equals KABOOM!

Akiko_the_Cagon well, I agree on your philosophy. I'm not that crazy of a fangirl, i think Shadow's cute n all, but I know hes not real. thanks for the clarification, Sky.

stacycam i am a girl but i dont obbsess over him or so cause ima tomboy and also hese my fave character no love interest at all.(blehXP)

Shadowfancrazy I AM CRAZY. AND I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE SHADOW. LOL. GOOD NOTE. But I can't get over him. Even if he isn't real. I JUST LOVE HIM

snootygirl50701 I'm not crazy for Shadow,but he is cool.I just don't think of me wanting to rape a cartoon character!I can draw them like if I was the creater of them,but I'm not CRAZED for shadow.All of these shadowgirlfans who luvvvvv shadow that way need to clean their shitting brains!What perves to say they want to rape a hedgehog thats not even real!WTF!!!Poor guys!Now their calling Shadow gay,but they don't mean it.They are sick of all of the crazy perverted fan girls.Have no mercy!

Aiminrose this is weird

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My Oc's story chptr2

posted by Invader_K

I walked through the forest. I had been thinking lately. If SHadow had really left, au not. Days ha gotten shorter, and I haven't been talking to anyone for the past four weeks. My life had been falling apart. Where could he be? We searched EggMan's base, but we didn't find anything. I asked Sonic to check the city twice, and still nothing. My moyo fell to the pit of my stomach, ANd then, I just gave up. "He's not coming back, is he?" I asked Knuckles, my eyes watering. he shook his head, and I knew that there was no use trying to find him. But I wouldn't give up hope. That night, I sat on...