AU: Thank wewe MephilesTheDark for the monkey-thing! And kwa the way, this is not really me...
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird sangara made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking kombora, yamuua from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird sangara made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking kombora, yamuua from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
Age:18
Gender:Female
Animal:Hedghog
Favs
Song:Get On The Floor
Color:Hot pink
Flavor:Strawberries
Adictions
Drugs?:Always.
Smokeing?:Yup.
Other:Yup.
Hates:
People who tell her what to do.
Books.
The smell of failure on herself
Fav sayings:
Treat others the way wewe DON'T want to be treated.
Talents
Picking locks.
Escapeing from jail without anyone knowing for months.
Singing.
What to do for free time:
-.- Get drunk.
Sleep.
Insult books.
Insult people.
Hangout with friends...Or bila mpangilio people she dosn't know.
Other:She is just about always drunk.Also wewe can never really stop getting in trouble.