This is actually inspired kwa an old makala I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt au Dull Object While Eating apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return nyumbani From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked au Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt au Dull Object While Eating apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return nyumbani From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked au Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
bila mpangilio flashbacks about Bieber opinions:
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his imba au not...
*finds upendo Me kwa Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as machungwa, chungwa juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If wewe are offended kwa it, I suggest wewe not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
zaidi chars to come! :D
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his imba au not...
*finds upendo Me kwa Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as machungwa, chungwa juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If wewe are offended kwa it, I suggest wewe not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
zaidi chars to come! :D
Lights flickered all around. " Tails," Teardrop said" We'll never make it. They'll find us and kill us." Tails alisema " No. We'll find a way out. I gotta plan."
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear alisema with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear alisema with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
This is the 10 nukuu that Danny use in his life and in his stories.
1. Most cant relive life...i relive all.
2. Finding your calling in life is easy... preforming it is the hard part.
3. No wewe cant stop it...its too powerful for wewe and me.
4. If we are mobians...are we like the humans.
5. Everyone has a power, a skill and a talent...be your own self...you will find it.
6. No one is good au bad...they are the same thing.
7. Being a hero is hard but earning your reputation at the end is all i need.
8. He win ands we lose...but if we win we fight to win another day
9. Don't judge a hedgehog kwa its looks...judge it kwa what choices it chooses
10. Matter is in my heart...my soul...my world...all i need to do is to learn it more.
1. Most cant relive life...i relive all.
2. Finding your calling in life is easy... preforming it is the hard part.
3. No wewe cant stop it...its too powerful for wewe and me.
4. If we are mobians...are we like the humans.
5. Everyone has a power, a skill and a talent...be your own self...you will find it.
6. No one is good au bad...they are the same thing.
7. Being a hero is hard but earning your reputation at the end is all i need.
8. He win ands we lose...but if we win we fight to win another day
9. Don't judge a hedgehog kwa its looks...judge it kwa what choices it chooses
10. Matter is in my heart...my soul...my world...all i need to do is to learn it more.