A hilarious orodha of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, au I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.

Eva: I like, upendo life, like, a lot, like ya totally!

Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!

Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!

Katie: I'm ugly.

Sadie: I hate Katie!

Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.

Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.

Cody: I'm not a ladies man.

Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!

Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!

Harold: I have no wiked skills.

Trent: Gwen...