(HI GUYS :DD I b back!! Now I will tell u stuff I did in a quick however long it takes wewe to read this seconds! My trip involved: HOT weather, fake dinosaurs, zoos, fancy hotels, anime Video game that make me mad, ear infections, giving my sister an ear infections, a sisters desperation to watch Jersey Shore, six flags, scary yet funny faces, a boring mike Posner (is that how u spell it?) concert, falling asleep at a mike posner concert, fuzzy hats, spitting off the tenth floor of a fancy hotel, spitting ice on people from the tenth floor of a hotel, going to a rangers game, hobos, scary parking hobos, hobos imba to my dad, JFK, shit cows, museums, and finally the long car ride home! That's like the 7th time I've been sick this summer.  I swear I get sick zaidi times in summer than I do during school :P which is starting in 6 days. Well I'm sure u saw how long this was and just skipped to the story '^^ Srry bout that! Well as always......ENJOY!!!!!! :D)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY (almost 4got to put this in)

Rayla: Starburst! 

Star: Just kick Heather off already!

Heather: HEY?!

Rayla: Well wewe kinda have it coming.

TS: Ya pretty much..

Heather: Just pass out the stupid doughnuts!

Rayla: LE GASP!!!! They are not stupid Doughnuts! They are stupid pink frosted sprinkled doughnuts made with extra smoshy goodness! *throws everyone a doughnut but Heather* NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Heather: FINE! I don't need this lame onyesha anyway!!

Rayla: -___________- NO DOLPHIN! wewe SWIM! NOW GO!

Heather: B-But...

Rayla: CHEF!!

Chef: Ya, ya.. *throws Heather in the water*

TS: *Cheers* :D

Rayla: Ya.... NOW GO TO kitanda BEFORE I START BEING MEAN CAUSE HEATHER PISSED ME OFF!!!!

THE siku THAT IS NEXT

Rayla: *has bazooka*

Chef: *snickers* wewe really gonna do this?

Rayla: *also snickers* Of Course! 

Chef: xD wewe know there gonna be pissed right?

Rayla: Ya probably..

Chef: wewe surprised me ya know?

Rayla: what o3o

Chef: I thought wewe were gonna be some boring, girly, pie hating, host. I didn't want another Chris.

Rayla: Well thanks! Now........IM'MA FIRING MY LAZER!!!!! *Shoots bazooka into the air and a bird falls to the ground dead*

Chef: Again?

All campers: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out of cabins screaming*

Cody: I KNEW THEY WHERE GONNA BOMB THIS CAMP SOMEDAY!!!! *Runs into the water and starts swimming away*

Rayla & Chef: *Laughing there astronauts off*

Courtney: Real mature guys.

Rayla: Why thank wewe that's exactly what I was going for!

All: Wha..?

Rayla: Well today I was told kwa some peopl that I'm not 'mature' enough. And that I'm to 'random' and 'non-doucher' enough to host a show. And also that i cause to much 'emotional and fiscal and other things' on Cody. (A/N i was actually told this kwa one of my Marafiki who i let read my stories -.-) So today, it is pure, be-like-Chris-not-funny-or-random-Mature days!

Crystal: Wait...... Then why did wewe shoot a bazooka and make us panic if your so 'mature'.

Rayla: Mature au not IM'MA FIRING MY LAZER STILL *shoots bazooka again*

Campers: *some only flinch. Some scream...and stuff*

Rayla: So ya.... *Into a mega phone* GET TO THE MESS HALL, NOW!!!

Campers: *run to the mess hall*

Cody: *still swimming away* 

Chef: Uhhhhh... Rayla? Should we call him back?

Rayla: *shrugs* Na... He seems to be doing well... *walks to the mess hall*

Chef:......... *shrugs* He doesn't get me my pay check. 

IN Z MESS HALL

Samanthat: *trying to get her fork out of her eggs* What the Cheetos is this stuff?!

Rayla: Its food. Duh :P

Owen: I'll be the judge of that! *shoves eggs in his mouth* mmmmm eggs!!

Rayla: See, Its food. Just chef's slop which is now returning cause people are mean, now I shall recap! Last time on Total Drama Blank! I was bored! Some acts were entertaing others, Kinda sucked. And The one that made everyone pissed at heather was her bonus confessional! In the end, it was Heather who Went nyumbani of course. Whats gonna happen this week? Find out now on Total. Drama! BLANK!!! NOW SOMEBODY GET ME A strawberry MILKSHAKE FROM THE COFFIE BARN!!! *storms out*

****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Now that I know for sure that Crystal and Noah aren't anything, it's time me and Noah got a little...Close *sighs dreamily* 0.0 Uhhhh 
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Chef: Rayla just sent me a chirp that says "Hey Cheffy..boy tell the campers to.. uh ripoti outside.. And Can u go samaki Cody out..of the ocean?.. Sierra..threatened to... 0.0 thats not good..... Uh.. ripoti YOUR BUTTS OUTSIDE!!!!

PLACE WHERE BUTTS R REPORTED

Rayla: *in the army suit chef wears on basic straining (is that the right episode :P)* Today campers we shall have the most boring, non-fun, not random, no pie :'(, and not fun, challenges. There will be no talking au doing any activity today besides the challenges and confessionals which will be single confessional. No sharing. Also wewe can speak when spoken to be ME au CHEF. Failure to follow these rules and wewe will be kicked off of this island! 

****CONFESSIONAL****
Samanthat: Ya.... This siku is gonna suck.....
Owen: No pie!!! D__X
Star: How am I supposed to get Noah now?!
****END CONFESSIONAL**** 

Rayla: Do I make myself clear?

Every1 But Destrey and Duncan: Sir Yes Sir! *Salute* 

Destrey: Your bluffing.

Duncan: For real. *pulls out pie* wewe can't resist pie!

Rayla: *takes pie*.....ITS OVER 9000!!!! *smashes pie into pieces*

D&D: 0.e SIR YES SIR!!! *salutes*

Cody: W-Wait!! *runs up soaking wet* I-I just swam around T-T-The island 3 Times trying to-to figure out how-w to save GWEN!! *runs over and hugs her leg* ~<3

Gwen: 0.e

Duncan: D:<

****CONFESSIONAL****
Cody: AWWW Gwen! <3

Gwen: *groans* Cody! 

Duncan: Cody needs To learn to keep his hands off of other peoples girls! 
****END CONFESSIONAL**** 

Chef: *In cody's face* SHE alisema NO TALKING IR INTERACTIONS!!!

Cody: 3: *Gets off of Gwen's leg*

Rayla: Our first challenge is something so boring and brutal! That I also saw in Regular show! It's......A STARING CONTEST!!!
 
Chef: How exactly is That brutal?

Rayla: IT JUST IS! Owen and Mirra are, are first staring-ers! 

Owen: *Mouthes* WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Mirra: *sighs and begins to walk over only to be stopped kwa Destrey*

Destrey: *Mouthes* Good luck :)

Mirra: *blushes a little and Mouthes back* Thanks.

Alejandro & Courtney: GRRRRRR!!!! 

****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey: I don't know why but... I really am starting to like Mirra. I mean, she is my best friend. Plus, She can beat the shit out of people! :D

Mirra: *sighs* I think I just got put into a upendo square xP
****END CONFESSIONAL****
 
Rayla: Now, whoever can go the longest without blinking wins! :D

Chef: NOW GO MAGGOTS GO!

Owen and Mirra: *staring contesting*

Harold: *walks in the middle of mirra and Owen then pulls out a steak* 

Owen: *Sweat drop*

Harold: *holds up a sign that reads: Blink if u luv steak*

Mirra: *has a bored look on her face*

Owen: *Sweating A LOT!* 

Harold: *puts steak, mnofu closer to Owens face*

Owen: *Blinks and Mouthes 'Aww poo.' Then Swallows steak, mnofu in one bite*

Ava: *Runs over and hugs Harold randomly. Then quickly pulls away blushing a bit.*

Harold: *blushing like crazy*

Rayla: Well.... That was random.... Now having ya'Ll not talk is TO boring so... Y'all can talk again. 

All: *Cheers*

Rayla: Well our inayofuata challenge is worse than the last!

Chrystal: Then we're getting off easy today.

Rayla: -.- Our game is........SIMON SAYS!!!

All: Seriously?

Rayla: Yeppers!  ^^ now which whoever wins, wins for there team and bla bla bla y'all no how to play!

Cody: This is still lame :(

Rayla: -.- Simon says for Team Starburst take one giant step back!

TS:-____- *takes a step back then death glares Cody*

Cody: Heehee '^^

(I'm getting to lazy to write this So heres what happens! TS surprisingly got a lead on TSK. But soon TSK managed to catch up with them. It was neck and neck until robin manages to get to Rayla first! Winning it for Skittles)

TSK: *Cheers and lifts Robin in the air*

Robin; Yep I'm bad!

Rayla: Ya know what?

All: What o3o 

Rayla: Y'all haven't song a song yet! And since I have to be 'Mature' wewe guys have to make up a song on yawls own!

All: *Grown*

Rayla: Dawwww Can't wewe just feel the excitement!

Owen: It's serious time! 
Noah: Go read a book.
Erica: Cause this shows been boring and involves children's games.
All: Rayla and chef, the serious ones and the campers, The tortured ones!
Destrey: This onyesha really suck!
All: IT'S SERIOUS TIME!!!!!

Rayla: oookkkk.... Even thoe that was a total rip-off of the Adventure Time Theme song... *shrugs* A songs a song...Ummm.... Our final challenge will be........ DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE!

Samanthat: Ok that's it I can't take this anymore! This episode is stupid and makes no FREAKING Sense!!! Just get over what one person told wewe guys! Your a random, immature person and your just gonna have to deal with that Rayla! 

Rayla:........ *Burst out laughing*

Samanthat: I'm...confused.

Rayla: *Stops laughing* Samanthat wewe and your team just one today's challenge!!!

Samanthat: Whaaa.....

Rayla: Haha today's challenge was to see Which Member of a team could grow a pair and just tell me to STFU with the Serious crap!

Billy: Wait.... So we didn't have to play those kiddy games?!

Rayla: Nopes! Now questions!!!! Did today's episode suck?, Is there a new upendo square?, Will Our writers friend Stop being a douche and stop telling her, her stories suck major cow nipple? Find out inayofuata time on, Total. Drama! BLANK!!!

(Ya... I was gonna have this ilitumwa earlier but I kinda started watching Harry Potter..... Wellz I hope u enjoyed today episode! School starts in 4 days man..... WELL.... please leave who wewe want voted off of team Starburst and also some maoni and CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms would Rock! Please and thank you! Abby/Starburst-Rock)

TS: Mirra, Alejandro, LeShawana, Noah, Star, Duncan, Gwen, Geoff, Samantha, Eva, Chrystal, Harold, Courtney