(Guys.... This is the last TDB... SRRY!)
SPECIAL AFTERMATH THEAM SONG PLAYS :D
(Blainley and Sierra are shown being pushed off the aftermath kiti, kiti cha into the karanga gallery)
Blainley: HEY!!! What gives?!
Sierra: Ya! We're the hosts!
Billy the Intern: Not any more. PROducers alisema Ya'll are boring so... They hired some new host for todays special SUPER important episode.
Blainley: *Gets pooshed in the karanga gallery stands and falls* I WILL SEW wewe ALL!!!!
Beth: Wow Courtney much?
Katie: Oh I Know! Way over dramatic!
Sadie: Totally! I meen OMG take a chill pill!
Lindsey: Oh! I know Right?!
The 4: TOTALLY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *Sighs and face palms*
(The camera turns back toward the aftermath kitanda to onyesha to new host being pushed onto it)
Billy the Intern: OK! NOW LET'S START THE DARSH DANG IMPORTANT SPECIAL MESSAGE SHOW! *stomps off*
Davie: He has a lot of built up teenage anger.
Pixie: But isn't he like... Over 20?
Davie: DOSE NOT MATTER!!!!!!! Well eller my veiwing pe-ople! I'm Davie Moore and todays episode is SUPER special for some unknow reason. :P
Pixie: That's right Davie! We are also bringing wewe all of those special people who got eliminated! kwa the way, im Pixie Mabit! Now....OUR karanga GALLERY! :D
Davie: We have...*says rlly fast* KATIE, SADIE, LINDSEY,SIERRA, BETH, BLAINLEY, JUSTIN, TYLER,TRENT, AND IZZY!
Blainley: THAT SHOULD BE ME UP THERE!!!!!!!!
Pixie: *Sighs* Interns*
Intern Dudes: *Puts a muzzle on Blainley*
BLainley: HMMMMM!!!! *Crosses arms anrgerly*
PIxie: *Sticks tongue out at Blainley*
Blainley: GRRRRRRR D:<
Josh: *runs in* CAT FIGHT MEOW!
Davie: OK! Josh, leave!
Josh: 3: *Leaves*
Davie: Also, let's bring out our first guest! :D
Pixie: She's a soulful surffer who is called tofu Angel kwa her smoopy poo!
Davie: Who also got voted out for talking when ray was pissed!
Both hosts: IT'S BRIDGETTE!!!!!!!
(The croud goes crazy while Bridgette comes in smiling and waving then takes a kiti, kiti cha kwa Pixie and Davie)
Davie: YO!!!!
Pixie: hujambo Bridge!
Bridgette: hujambo guys! What's up?
Davie: Oh wewe know telling stories about Hairspray and all that poo.
Bridgette:.......Ok?
Pixie: SO ANYWAYS!
Davie: Your supposed to be like beast when it comes to relationships! Who is the inayofuata couple.
Bridgette: Well..... I can totally see Dj and Crystal happening! :)
Sierra: EEEEEEEEE!!!! OMG ME TO! I've already named them! DC!!!!!
Trent: Isn't that a comic book company?
Justin: au a clothing one?
Sierra: *in scary voice* NO IT IS MY COUPLE SHIPPING AND wewe ALL ARE GOING TO upendo THEM LIKE ME!
Everyone: 0.0
Sierra: :D great! Continue please!
Davie:.....ok.......Bridge what do wewe think of the upendo square between my dude Destrey, Courtney, Mirra, And Alejandro?
Bridgette: I think it's so funny! It's like Trent, Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney all over again! No offence Trent.
Trent: Non-taken.
Bridgette: But this time I really don't now who's side to be on.. But what makes me mad about this is Courtney!
Tyler: Seriously! I think the dude deserves it after macking on other dudes chicks!
Lindsey: Well I think it's mean!
Tyler: Uh... I MEAN WHAT MY LINDSEY SAID!
Izzy: *Chuckles* hujambo TYLER! While your at it, GROW A PAIR!!! *burst out In crazy laughter*
Mildred: *Trying to say something to juu that but can't cuz of umm that one thing I forgot it's name :P FAIL!*
Trent: Burned.....
Tyler: -______-
Pixie: Moving on! Bridgette Go have a kiti, kiti cha in the karanga gallery poe-leze! *Bridgette goes and has a seat*
Davie: Are inayofuata guest is a girly who none people like! ITS HEATHER! D:
(The crowd boos as Heather comes and takes a seat)
Heather: OH BITE ME!
Izzy: *Pops up behind Heather and bites her*
Heather: OW! What the hell crazy girl?!
Izzy: *laughs* wewe alisema bite wewe silly! *backflips back to her spot*
Heather: UHG!
Pixie: So Heath.... wewe really had to make nyota look like a douche pickle?
Lindsey: YA wewe USED HER LIKE wewe DID US!
Beth: OH SO NOT COOL! AND P.S YOUR HAIR STILL LOOKS DUMB HORSEY! *Whispers to Lindsey* Was that to mean?
Heather: Whatever and P.S FOR THE LAST TIME, MY HAIR IS HUMAN!
Davie: Care to prove it?
Heather: Wha....?
Pixie: With....
Both: TRUTH au ANGRY BEVERS!
Davie: The rules are simple, Every time wewe lie wewe get dropped closer to the pit full of mean, evil, human flesh eating, monster, ANGRY BEAVERS :D
Heather: *All ready tied and hanging above the pit* Lets just get on with it!
Davie: Fine! *grumbles* Joy-kill... Your first swali is....>:D
Pixie: Do wewe still have feelings for Alejandro?
Davie: Man.... I wanted to ask :(
Heather: *Blushes deeply* umm... OF COURSE NOT! *She falls buts soon stops. Heehee Buts.....*
Pixie: Me smells a liar!
Heather: F-Fine! Yes... Small thoe....
Trent: Wait....? Then why would wewe start an alliance with nyota and not Mirra?
Heather: Because I was trying to get cash not a boy!
Davie: Heather wewe bore me so we are all gonna sing a song :D
Heather: Can I get down first?
Davie: Umm................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Billy TI: Douse this song involve cake with like 20 candles that some one-not me hehe-might blow out?
Pixie: no. Now bila mpangilio song go!
(Ok so I'm in upendo with this song and I hope u upendo it to! The Drug in Me is wewe kwa Falling in Reverse!)
Everyone cuz im to lazy to do parts :P another FAIL: I heard a knock upon my door the other day
I opened it to find death staring in my face
The feel of mortal stalking still reverberates
Everywhere I go I drag this coffin just in case
My body's tremblin', sends shivers down my spine
Adrenaline kicks in, shifts into overdrive
Your secrets keep wewe sick, your lies keep wewe alive
Snake eyes every single time, wewe roll with crooked dice
I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down
The kind of dark that haunts a hundred mwaka old house
I wrestled with my thoughts, I shook the hand of doubt
Runnin' from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now
I've Lost my goddamn mind
It happens all the time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
I've got these maswali always runnin' through my head
So many things that I would like to understand
If we are born to die and we all die to live
Then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts?
I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down
The kind of dark that haunts a hundred mwaka old house
I wrestled with my thoughts, I shook the hand of doubt
Runnin' from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now
I've Lost my goddamn mind
It happens all the time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
I've Lost myself
wewe tried to reach me but wewe just can't help me
So long, goodbye
wewe tried to save me it won't work this time
Cause now I've Lost my fucking mind
And there's no fucking time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
Oh, can't wewe see?
Can't wewe see?
Davie: HURRAH!
Pixie: Our inayofuata chick has major anger management problems and will probably make wewe piss your pants! It's-
Heather: YOUR REALLY GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?!
Pixie: Umm................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Yes................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITS EVA!
(Eva storms in gets a mix of screams of terror, cheers, and boos. Oh and she sat OK?!)
Pixie: So Eva-
Davie: HOLD ON! *runs off stage and the comes back on with new pants* Ok..
Pixie: 0o0 um... So Eva...
Eva: I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING BURNT toast *Stomps over to the karanga gallery*
Davie: Oh thank bacon hawks!
Pixie: Yes we shall honer and cherish dem.
Davie: Anyways! Our final guest is A geek who got his sekunde make out session at the same place (a/N Just noticed that xD) it's.... HAROLD!
Harold: *Walks in and sits everyone rlly just snickers because he just tripped over his shoe laces and face planted
Into his seat. DAMN HAROLD wewe CAUSED OUR 3 FAIL!!!!)
Pixie: So Harold! Ava?
Sierra: THE'RE HARVA!
Harold: Gosh Ava Gosh Gosh. What an interesting creature. Takes me back to my old Ninja training at magic Steve's Ninja training camp! The was this-
Pixie: AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE :D
Harold : GOSH IDIOTS!
Davie: jiunge us inayofuata time! The epic maswali that wewe must answer au wewe are not epic and get no pie EVER:
1) Do we here at Blank make Harold over use the word gosh?
2)What couple do wewe wanna see happen besides your own OCs?
And 3) Ummmm oh! Are wewe happy I can post these now?
Both hosts: jiunge us inayofuata time for Total. Drama! BLANK!
Justin: Hey... we never found out why this episode was special!
Billy TI: IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY DOUCHE BAGGOTS! *Runs off crying*
All: 0.0
(JUST KIDDING! I would never quit on y'all like that! Wich wewe already probably figured out. So yay :P...... Poor billy 3: bila mpangilio PICTURE!
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Hell ya I put a scary chick!)
SPECIAL AFTERMATH THEAM SONG PLAYS :D
(Blainley and Sierra are shown being pushed off the aftermath kiti, kiti cha into the karanga gallery)
Blainley: HEY!!! What gives?!
Sierra: Ya! We're the hosts!
Billy the Intern: Not any more. PROducers alisema Ya'll are boring so... They hired some new host for todays special SUPER important episode.
Blainley: *Gets pooshed in the karanga gallery stands and falls* I WILL SEW wewe ALL!!!!
Beth: Wow Courtney much?
Katie: Oh I Know! Way over dramatic!
Sadie: Totally! I meen OMG take a chill pill!
Lindsey: Oh! I know Right?!
The 4: TOTALLY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *Sighs and face palms*
(The camera turns back toward the aftermath kitanda to onyesha to new host being pushed onto it)
Billy the Intern: OK! NOW LET'S START THE DARSH DANG IMPORTANT SPECIAL MESSAGE SHOW! *stomps off*
Davie: He has a lot of built up teenage anger.
Pixie: But isn't he like... Over 20?
Davie: DOSE NOT MATTER!!!!!!! Well eller my veiwing pe-ople! I'm Davie Moore and todays episode is SUPER special for some unknow reason. :P
Pixie: That's right Davie! We are also bringing wewe all of those special people who got eliminated! kwa the way, im Pixie Mabit! Now....OUR karanga GALLERY! :D
Davie: We have...*says rlly fast* KATIE, SADIE, LINDSEY,SIERRA, BETH, BLAINLEY, JUSTIN, TYLER,TRENT, AND IZZY!
Blainley: THAT SHOULD BE ME UP THERE!!!!!!!!
Pixie: *Sighs* Interns*
Intern Dudes: *Puts a muzzle on Blainley*
BLainley: HMMMMM!!!! *Crosses arms anrgerly*
PIxie: *Sticks tongue out at Blainley*
Blainley: GRRRRRRR D:<
Josh: *runs in* CAT FIGHT MEOW!
Davie: OK! Josh, leave!
Josh: 3: *Leaves*
Davie: Also, let's bring out our first guest! :D
Pixie: She's a soulful surffer who is called tofu Angel kwa her smoopy poo!
Davie: Who also got voted out for talking when ray was pissed!
Both hosts: IT'S BRIDGETTE!!!!!!!
(The croud goes crazy while Bridgette comes in smiling and waving then takes a kiti, kiti cha kwa Pixie and Davie)
Davie: YO!!!!
Pixie: hujambo Bridge!
Bridgette: hujambo guys! What's up?
Davie: Oh wewe know telling stories about Hairspray and all that poo.
Bridgette:.......Ok?
Pixie: SO ANYWAYS!
Davie: Your supposed to be like beast when it comes to relationships! Who is the inayofuata couple.
Bridgette: Well..... I can totally see Dj and Crystal happening! :)
Sierra: EEEEEEEEE!!!! OMG ME TO! I've already named them! DC!!!!!
Trent: Isn't that a comic book company?
Justin: au a clothing one?
Sierra: *in scary voice* NO IT IS MY COUPLE SHIPPING AND wewe ALL ARE GOING TO upendo THEM LIKE ME!
Everyone: 0.0
Sierra: :D great! Continue please!
Davie:.....ok.......Bridge what do wewe think of the upendo square between my dude Destrey, Courtney, Mirra, And Alejandro?
Bridgette: I think it's so funny! It's like Trent, Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney all over again! No offence Trent.
Trent: Non-taken.
Bridgette: But this time I really don't now who's side to be on.. But what makes me mad about this is Courtney!
Tyler: Seriously! I think the dude deserves it after macking on other dudes chicks!
Lindsey: Well I think it's mean!
Tyler: Uh... I MEAN WHAT MY LINDSEY SAID!
Izzy: *Chuckles* hujambo TYLER! While your at it, GROW A PAIR!!! *burst out In crazy laughter*
Mildred: *Trying to say something to juu that but can't cuz of umm that one thing I forgot it's name :P FAIL!*
Trent: Burned.....
Tyler: -______-
Pixie: Moving on! Bridgette Go have a kiti, kiti cha in the karanga gallery poe-leze! *Bridgette goes and has a seat*
Davie: Are inayofuata guest is a girly who none people like! ITS HEATHER! D:
(The crowd boos as Heather comes and takes a seat)
Heather: OH BITE ME!
Izzy: *Pops up behind Heather and bites her*
Heather: OW! What the hell crazy girl?!
Izzy: *laughs* wewe alisema bite wewe silly! *backflips back to her spot*
Heather: UHG!
Pixie: So Heath.... wewe really had to make nyota look like a douche pickle?
Lindsey: YA wewe USED HER LIKE wewe DID US!
Beth: OH SO NOT COOL! AND P.S YOUR HAIR STILL LOOKS DUMB HORSEY! *Whispers to Lindsey* Was that to mean?
Heather: Whatever and P.S FOR THE LAST TIME, MY HAIR IS HUMAN!
Davie: Care to prove it?
Heather: Wha....?
Pixie: With....
Both: TRUTH au ANGRY BEVERS!
Davie: The rules are simple, Every time wewe lie wewe get dropped closer to the pit full of mean, evil, human flesh eating, monster, ANGRY BEAVERS :D
Heather: *All ready tied and hanging above the pit* Lets just get on with it!
Davie: Fine! *grumbles* Joy-kill... Your first swali is....>:D
Pixie: Do wewe still have feelings for Alejandro?
Davie: Man.... I wanted to ask :(
Heather: *Blushes deeply* umm... OF COURSE NOT! *She falls buts soon stops. Heehee Buts.....*
Pixie: Me smells a liar!
Heather: F-Fine! Yes... Small thoe....
Trent: Wait....? Then why would wewe start an alliance with nyota and not Mirra?
Heather: Because I was trying to get cash not a boy!
Davie: Heather wewe bore me so we are all gonna sing a song :D
Heather: Can I get down first?
Davie: Umm................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Billy TI: Douse this song involve cake with like 20 candles that some one-not me hehe-might blow out?
Pixie: no. Now bila mpangilio song go!
(Ok so I'm in upendo with this song and I hope u upendo it to! The Drug in Me is wewe kwa Falling in Reverse!)
Everyone cuz im to lazy to do parts :P another FAIL: I heard a knock upon my door the other day
I opened it to find death staring in my face
The feel of mortal stalking still reverberates
Everywhere I go I drag this coffin just in case
My body's tremblin', sends shivers down my spine
Adrenaline kicks in, shifts into overdrive
Your secrets keep wewe sick, your lies keep wewe alive
Snake eyes every single time, wewe roll with crooked dice
I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down
The kind of dark that haunts a hundred mwaka old house
I wrestled with my thoughts, I shook the hand of doubt
Runnin' from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now
I've Lost my goddamn mind
It happens all the time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
I've got these maswali always runnin' through my head
So many things that I would like to understand
If we are born to die and we all die to live
Then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts?
I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down
The kind of dark that haunts a hundred mwaka old house
I wrestled with my thoughts, I shook the hand of doubt
Runnin' from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now
I've Lost my goddamn mind
It happens all the time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
I've Lost myself
wewe tried to reach me but wewe just can't help me
So long, goodbye
wewe tried to save me it won't work this time
Cause now I've Lost my fucking mind
And there's no fucking time
I can't believe I'm actually meant to be here
Trying to consume
The drug in me is you
And I'm so high on misery, can't wewe see?
Oh, can't wewe see?
Can't wewe see?
Davie: HURRAH!
Pixie: Our inayofuata chick has major anger management problems and will probably make wewe piss your pants! It's-
Heather: YOUR REALLY GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?!
Pixie: Umm................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Yes................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITS EVA!
(Eva storms in gets a mix of screams of terror, cheers, and boos. Oh and she sat OK?!)
Pixie: So Eva-
Davie: HOLD ON! *runs off stage and the comes back on with new pants* Ok..
Pixie: 0o0 um... So Eva...
Eva: I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING BURNT toast *Stomps over to the karanga gallery*
Davie: Oh thank bacon hawks!
Pixie: Yes we shall honer and cherish dem.
Davie: Anyways! Our final guest is A geek who got his sekunde make out session at the same place (a/N Just noticed that xD) it's.... HAROLD!
Harold: *Walks in and sits everyone rlly just snickers because he just tripped over his shoe laces and face planted
Into his seat. DAMN HAROLD wewe CAUSED OUR 3 FAIL!!!!)
Pixie: So Harold! Ava?
Sierra: THE'RE HARVA!
Harold: Gosh Ava Gosh Gosh. What an interesting creature. Takes me back to my old Ninja training at magic Steve's Ninja training camp! The was this-
Pixie: AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE :D
Harold : GOSH IDIOTS!
Davie: jiunge us inayofuata time! The epic maswali that wewe must answer au wewe are not epic and get no pie EVER:
1) Do we here at Blank make Harold over use the word gosh?
2)What couple do wewe wanna see happen besides your own OCs?
And 3) Ummmm oh! Are wewe happy I can post these now?
Both hosts: jiunge us inayofuata time for Total. Drama! BLANK!
Justin: Hey... we never found out why this episode was special!
Billy TI: IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY DOUCHE BAGGOTS! *Runs off crying*
All: 0.0
(JUST KIDDING! I would never quit on y'all like that! Wich wewe already probably figured out. So yay :P...... Poor billy 3: bila mpangilio PICTURE!
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Hell ya I put a scary chick!)
