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Yep....I decide to finally get this story updated! XD Anyway, this episode is longer that usual because it is the krisimasi special and krisimasi specials are the best kind of specials there are in the world! :D So, without further staling, here's the TDR x-mas special! ^-^

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*At Elimination Ceremony*

Chris: *walks up to the podium* Wow. It's time for the elimination ceremony again? Well that just pissed by, didn't it?

Noah: ….Chris...who are wewe talking to?

Chris: ….no one of your concern! >3< Anyway, wewe all now the drill. If wewe don't get a popcorn bag, blah blah blah, wewe ride in the cab of shame, blah blah blah, and can never come back, blah. Alright, so, Alex got immunity last time, so he automatically gets a popcorn bag. *throws Alex his bag*

Alex: *lets it hit his face* Why does life always hate me?

Chris: Because wewe never call it back!

All: OOOHHH! *does the hand-thing from Regular Show*

Gladys: *gets a sympathetic look*

Noah: Come on guys.....Alex has already been through enough misery and the last thing he needs is wewe all making fun of him!

Chris: Well, aren't we getting protective? *snicker* Anyway, onto the ceremony!

*everyone but Cody and Rae are called*

Chris: And, now, the moment of truth! The last one salama tonight is...........Cody. *throws Cody the last popcorn bag* That means, Rae, wewe get to ride in the cab of shame.

Noah: Yes! *hugs Cody, but soon lets go of him with a deep blush* I mean....sorry about your luck Rae.

Rae: It's okay. Besides, I never really thought I'd win anyway. I mean, there are just so many stronger competitors than me here. Well, thanks for letting me be on the show, and I'll see wewe all soon! *goes to the cab of shame, gets in, and it drives quickly away*

Chris: ….how anti-climactic. :P Anyway, that is all for tonight. *leaves*

-The inayofuata morning-

**Confessionals**

Melody: Sure, I'm gonna miss Rae, but, I have to think about long term. I mean, even if we both made it to the final two, one of would still have to lose. And is WASN'T gonna be me! *smiles evilly*

**End of Confessionals**

-In Craft Services-

Crystal: *comes in* Good morning contestants!

All: Morning Crystal.

Crystal: ^^ So, before anyone, *fake coughs* Destery! *fake coughs* asks, I better get the re-cap done and out of the way.

Destery: Yes, yes wewe should. 83

Crystal: .___. Okay....so, last time on Total Drama Rama; the onyesha was revealed to be in poverty! We were expected to be canceled, but, thanks to the brainstorming of the reliable host and crew, we came up with a challenge/money-maker....the even successful telethon! During which; the cast both preformed and took donations! There was a little bumps here and there, but, kwa the end of the night, we had thankfully reached out goal! What do we plan to do with the money? Find out right now on....Total Drama Rama! *theme song plays* And..scene!

Destery: *claps* Bravo! *tosses a rose to Crystal*

Crystal: *bows* Thank you, thank wewe very much! ^u^

Alejandro: So, Crystal....what are wewe gonna do with the money we raised?

Crystal: Oh...you'll all see soon enough. >3 But, in the mean time, please enjoy your breakfast! :D Anyway....gotta bounce! *back-flips out of the tent*

-at meza, jedwali Le 1-

*Alejandro, Mirra, Gwen, Duncan, Alex, Melody, Noah, and Cody are sitting here*

*at the beginning of the table; Mirra and Alejandro are talking to each other*

Alejandro: So....wait; wewe telling me wewe and me live in the same city! But....that would be a one-and-a-million impossibility!

Mirra: I know! And I can't believe I never saw wewe around before!

Alejandro: Same for me! wewe know Mirra....the zaidi our relationship grows, the zaidi I'm positive we were made to find each other. *reaches over, and takes Mirra's hands gently* Mirra....you make me want to become a better person. No other girl has ever made me feel that way, and....I just upendo that feeling. *smiles*

Mirra: *blushes and smile* Well...I'm glad to hear that. And....you also make me wanna be a better person. :) *the two then kiss*

*further down; Noah, Cody, and Melody are talking on one side while Alex is sulking on the other*

Melody: Okay....so; let me get this straight. Alex is uigizaji like this because his girlfriend, Gladys, dumped him because he was spending tons of time with that Rayla girl?

Noah: Bingo.

Cody: What Noah said. .__.

Melody: Huh...I really need to start paying zaidi attention. *looks at Alex* hujambo man, sorry about wewe getting dumped kwa Gladys. Must really suck.

Alex: *gets teary eyed* It...it does! *runs off crying*

Noah: *groans* *sarcastic tone* Thanks a lot for the encouragement Melody.

Melody: *rolls her eyes*

**Confessionals**

Melody: Well....how was I supposed to know he'd flip out like that?! If they would have told me not to mention Gladys to him; I wouldn't have! Plus, why is it apparently impossible for people to open their mouths, and tell people something in advance to keep them from looking like jerks?! I mean...it's just....ugh! *crosses her arms*

**End of Confessionals**

*at the very end of the table; Duncan and Gwen are listening to an Ipod*

Gwen Man Duncan....you have great taste in music! Even though we have it on shuffle; I have yet to hear a song I don't like! And, since I Lost mine, I've really missed music!

Duncan: Thanks, but....this isn't my Ipod.

Gwen: *gets a confused look* Oh....okay; then who's is it?

Duncan: No idea, but I.... “found” it when I came to visit wewe in the girls cabin. I went inside, wewe weren't there, and, as I was leaving, I saw it laying on the floor! So, since it didn't have any names on it, I decided to just take it!

Gwen: ….Duncan....what does the ipod look like?

Duncan: Eh....kind of emo. *takes the ipod out of his pocket, and shows it to Gwen*

Gwen: -__- Duncan.....that's my Ipod. I told wewe I Lost it a couple of days ago, and that if wewe saw it to tell me right away! Not keep it for yourself!

Duncan: o//__//o And...that's why I picked it up! So I could give it back to you! *hands Gwen the Ipod*

Gwen: *rolls her eyes, and takes her ipod back* Nice save kwa the way.

Duncan: Thanks! :D ….I think....

-At meza, jedwali de 2-

*Gladys, Rayla, Destery, Robin, and Riley are sitting here*

*at the very beginning Rayla and Destery are talking*

Rayla: So....Destery...um....I've been wondering....back home....do you....you know....have a.....like....girlfriend of any kind?

Destery: Well, of course I do!

Rayla: *gets a shocked look* You....you do?!

Destery: Well duh! I mean, what kind of guy doesn't have girlfriend's? In fact; I have tons of girlfriends! I probably have the most girlfriends out of all the guys in my town!

Rayla: *gets a sad look* Oh....okay....I see. *look away with forming tears*

Destery: …. *starts humming do wewe like waffles*

**Confessionals**

Rayla: *is crying her eyes out* How....how can Destery be a player?! I mean, he just seemed so kind, and...sweet...and....SO not into me! *cries harder*

Destery: Okay....I don't know why Rayla gave me the cold shoulder! I told her I have tons of Marafiki who were girls! I personally thought girls liked a guy who had zaidi girl Marafiki that guy Marafiki because it made them zaidi sensitive au some crap. Hm....maybe I should tell her I spend the night over at girls houses every night for sleep overs! There's totally nothing obscure au misleading at all in that entire sentence! :D

**End of confessionals**

*Further down; Robin and Riley are listening to Gladys talk with sympathetic but slightly confused expressions on their faces*

Gladys: I mean....Alex seems so sad....what do wewe guys think I need to do?

Riley: Well....no offense, but....we're not exactly the people everyone comes to for relationship advise like wewe are right now. We'd really like to help, but...I don't wanna give wewe bad advise and then things turn out worse than they already are.

Robin: Exactly what she said. :)

Gladys: *sighs sadly* I understand. And....is it okay if we become friends?

Riley: Sure!

Robin: Of course!

Gladys: *smiles* Thanks Riley and Robin. *hugs the two, but soon separates and they all start talking about a different topic*

-One saa later-

*They are all eating and talking peacefully until Kate comes in wearing a coat*

Noah: Geez Kate..........cold are we?

Kate: Yeah it's cold! *takes off the coat* I mean, if wewe had to walk through a totally UN snazzy snow storm, wouldn't wewe be a little chilly?!

Noah: Well...yeah, but....it's summer. It physically can not snow.

Cody: Noah's right. It's impossible for it to snow during summer. The sun is metaphorically closer to the earth, therefore, creating the higher temperatures.

Kate: Fine, if wewe don' believe me; go take a look for yourselves! *goes back outside*

All: *exchange confused looks, and go to the door. They then open it, and, outside, they see everything is covered in snow, and that it is currently snowing*

Noah: But....it's....it's....

Cody: Impossible.

Alex: *sees the snow on the ground, and his glum mood seems to vanish rather quickly* Oh my god it's snowing! *he then runs outside, but trips. Of course, he just start to make a snow angel* Yay for playing in the snow!

*the others stare at the snow for a moment, but then jiunge Alex in playing in it. A bunch of people are making snow men, some are making snow angels, and the rest of just trying to figure out how it could snow in summer. They all seem to be having an fun time until Crystal comes riding up on a sleigh pulled kwa a eight sled mbwa – aka husky’s*

Crystal: Well, wewe all seem to be enjoying my little investment!

Mirra: So....wait....your the one who made all this snow appear?

Crystal: Well duh! How else would it be able to snow in the dead middle of summer?

Noah: But....but....but how?! This defies all of logic! And.....how could wewe make it snow?! wewe can't control weather....or....can you?! O_o *tugs at his hair* Nothing makes sense to me anymore! *start to over hyperventilate*

Crystal: Geez....calm down Noah. There's a logical explanation; snow machine!

Noah: ….wait....snow machine?!

Crystal: Yeah! I bought a HUGE one with the money we raised at the telethon! And, before wewe ask, all this snow was necessary because....it goes with today's challenge! :D

Noah: ….okay. ._______.

Crystal: :/ Yep. So, anyway, here's today's challenge! Okay, I don't know about wewe all, but I've recently become obsessed with krisimasi time! How wewe may ask? Because I listened to a krisimasi song on YouTube, and I can't get krisimasi out of my head! >w< And, before we start, *song kengele goes off* lets hear a holiday carol from our choir!

All: … *shrug, and the muziki start*

Noah: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock
Cody: Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Gwen: Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Duncan: Now the jingle hop has begun
Mirra: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock
Riley: Jingle bells chime in jingle kengele time
Robin: Dancing and prancing in Jingle kengele Square
Melody: In the frosty air.

All: What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle kengele time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle kengele rock

Rayla: : Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock
Destery: Jingle bells chime in jingle kengele time
Alex: Dancing and prancing in Jingle kengele Square
Gladys: In the frosty air.

All: What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle kengele time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle kengele rock.


Crystal: Awesome! I mean...seriously! That's my inayopendelewa carol, and...it just sounded great! :3 Anyway, onto the challenge! So, since it's gonna be krisimasi themed, I decided to include almost everyone’s inayopendelewa winter activity.......a snowball fight! *quickly makes a snow ball, and chucks it at Gladys, but, suddenly, Alex jumps in front of it and gets hit* Aw man....that looked like it hurt!

Alex: *groans in pain* It did...

**Confessionals**

Gladys: Oh my gosh! Alex just jumped in front of me so I wouldn't get hit with a snow ball! And...and even after I broke up with him and have been shooting him down...he still felt the need to protect me... *gets a guilty look*

Alex: ….okay; here's all I'm gonna say. I don't know why I did it, but I did. But we're still broken up, and that's not gonna change; end of story!

**End of Confessionals**

Crystal: So, he rules are simple! If wewe get hit with a snowball; wewe have to sit on the cabin, kibanda steps until there's only one standing! The one who is left standing will receive a very.....special prize! OH, and, after awhile of wewe all pelting each other with snowballs, we'll end the challenge so we can enjoy a little added surprise I organized for wewe all! *giggles* Anyway, the snow massacre will begin...now! *runs off*

All: o_o *all quickly look at each other, but then scatter*

-with Duncan, Gwen, Alejandro, and Mirra-

*Duncan and Gwen are quietly following Alejandro and Mirra - who both seem to have no knowledge of their followers - from a distance*

Gwen: *whispers* wewe sure about this babe?

Duncan: *whispers back* Don't worry pasty; I've got this planned out perfectly! And, after we're finished with those two, there gonna be facing....their winter of discontent! *waits for Gwen to laugh, but she just gives him a “seriously” look* Oh come on; that was funny!

Gwen: Whatever helps wewe sleep babe.

Duncan: -__- Lets just get Alej-hand-job and his girlfriend covered in snow.

*they both then quickly make snowballs, and sneak up behind Alejandro and Mirra. They then raise their hands to fire, but, before they can, Alejandro and Mirra swiftly turn around, and pelt Duncan and Gwen with snow balls*

Duncan and Gwen: AAHH!

Alejandro: Ha! Caught wewe guys! *high-fives Mirra* I was wondering when wewe two were gonna reveal yourselves! No offense guys, but wewe weren't exactly that discreet.

Mirra: wewe really weren't.

Duncan and Gwen: -3- *goes to the cabins, and sits in the steps*

Alejandro: And that brings us two people closer to winning this challenge! *they both hug, and then go off to look for zaidi people to throw snowballs at*

-with Noah and Cody-

*they are both walking around in silence, but they keep sneaking glances at each other. The silence lasts a few dakika longer, but then Noah finally speaks up*

Noah: Hey....Cody?

Cody: Yeah?

Noah: Uh..........look........I've been wondering lately if.........you'd maybe......perhaps like to.......man...I cannot speak right today... *chuckles nervously*

Cody: *smiles* Noah, your my best friend, wewe can tell me anything – honest.

Noah: *smile back* Well...alright. *takes a deep breath* Cody....I would like to know...if you'd consider....going-

Alex: *comes out of no where, and pelts Noah and Cody with snowballs* Ah yeah! I'm still the champion of the snowball fight! *does a little victory dance* Anyway, sorry about the interruption, but, hey, someone needs to win this thing! *runs off while laughing like a mad man*

Cody: ….okay. *turns to Noah* So...what were wewe gonna ask Noah?

Noah: ….oh.....uh.....I really can't remember what I was about to ask you. Sorry. But....I guess it must have not been that important if I can't remember it.

Cody: ...yeah...must not have been. *the two then go off to the cabins*

**Confessionals**

Cody: Oh....my....glob! I seriously think Noah was gonna ask me out on a date! But....if that's true...why doesn't he just ask me? And...do I WANT him to ask me to go out with him?! But...I'm Catholic and...so is he! Man....this is all so confusing....maybe it really IS love. .__.

Noah: *has a deep blush* …. No comment.

**End of Confessionals**

-with Rayla and Destery-

Rayla: Thanks for hunting with me Destery.

Destery: Hey, no problem! *looks around* So.....uh....is there any strategy we're gonna use?

Rayla: Hm....well....we could always walk back-to-back so no once can sneak up on us, and we can do a check orodha of what a good hunter needs.

Destery: Sounds epic! *the two then start walking through the woods back to back*

Rayla: A good hunter always remembers to have back-up in case things get hairy. *she then turns, and lets Destery lead*

Destery: A good hunter never leaves his back turned. *they turn again*

Rayla: A good hunter always has ammo ready in case of an ambush. *they once again turn*

Destery: And, most importantly, a good hunter-

Alejandro: *from the tree-tops* Needs to be zaidi quiet! *a huge pile of snow then falls on Rayla and Destery, and Alejandro then hops down from the tree, and Mirra comes out from a nearby bush* And we have one less person!

Mirra: Yep! *turns to Rayla and Destery* Sorry guys, but we could hear wewe for miles.

Rayla: Wait...you could?

Alejandro and Mirra: *nods*

Destery: ….well....my girlfriends always tell me I need to be zaidi quiet. Especially when their trying to sleep! *nudges Rayla* Huh, huh?!

Rayla: -__e *gets out of the snow, and walks off to the cabins*

Destery: .3. *gets out, and follows her*

Alejandro and Mirra: *exchange confused looks, but then both simultaneously shrug their shoulders. They then go off to get their inayofuata victim*

-with Riley and Robin-

Riley: Ah.....don't wewe just upendo the snow Robin?

Robin: Yeah....snow is awesome! And I upendo making snow angels in it!

Riley: Well, I prefer building snowmen, and then eating their carrot noses, but.....everyone's allowed to have their own opinion!

Robin: Yay for agreeing to disagree!

Alex: *suddenly jumps in front of the two, and gets a devious smile* Well, I just so happen to like making snowballs and throwing then at people! *the two girls shriek, and try to run away, but Alex throws a snowball at a tree, causing a chain reaction that ends with Riley and Robin covered in snow* Ha! I still hit wewe even though wewe ran! Victory is mine! *runs off*

Riley and Robin: *sigh sadly, and go off to the cabins*

-with Gladys, Alex, and Melody-

Gladys: Well....I guess we're one of the last ones left.

Melody: Yep............ *the two then continue to walk along; unaware their being followed* Hey....Gladys...do wewe ever feel like....someones watching you?

Gladys: Sometimes but...Holy crap, get down! *drops to the ground*

*suddenly, there is a slight snap, and this branch that was pulled back releases, and a whole bunch of snowballs hurl toward Melody. She tries to duck, but the snowballs are to fast and they hit her. After they hit; Alejandro and Mirra come out*

Mirra: Alright, we got her!

Alejandro: Yeah, but....there's still the other one! *turns his gaze to Gladys. He then picks up a handful of snow, walks over to Gladys, and dumps it on her* There, now we got both of them.

Gladys: *sighs, gets up, and heads to the CT*

Mirra: That was awesome Alejandro! *then, out of no where, a snowball fly's out, and hits her square in the back of the head* Ow! *drops to her knees in pain*

Alejandro: Mirra! *rushes over to him* Mirra.....are you-

Mirra: NO! Alejandro, can't wewe see it's a trap!?

Alex: *from the trees* She's right wewe know. *Alejandro then looks up, and sees a gigantic snowball in a branch-made kombeo shot. Alejandro then gets wide eyed, and Alex smirks* Adios....amigo. *he then cuts a bila mpangilio vine, and the snowball shoots off. It hits Alejandro, but, in the process, it also caused another chain-reaction. kwa the time it was done; an avalanche had accord – covering the cabin, kibanda everyone was waiting at in snow. Everyone except Alex and whoever wasn't kwa the cabins was under snow and groaning*

Kate: *walks up, and gets a surprised expression* What the heck? *walks over to Alex* Hey, do wewe have any idea what happened here?

Alex: Yeah....I just won the game! *throws arms up in victory*

Kate: -__- Snazzy. *shoves a shovel in his hand* Now dig everyone and the cabin, kibanda up.

Alex: o_o …... -___- *goes over to the cabin, and starts to dig while mumbling darkly under his breath so Kate won't here him*

-After digging everything up-

Kate: Well, since your all UN-buried; I have an announcement. Crystal told me to tell wewe all that, since you've been playing so hard in the snow, that it was time for wewe all to come to the Craft Service tent for some nice hot-chocolate.

Riley: Actually....hot-chocolate sounds wonderful right now.

All: *agree*

Kate: Well, follow me, and I'll make sure wewe get some! *walks toward the CF*

All: *follow her*

-In Craft Services-

*Everyone walks into the tent to find the whole place decorated for Christmas. In the center; there is this huge krisimasi tree, but it isn't yet decorated. There are also tons of other decorations around the room. The tables have festive covers on them, trays of various candy's and kuki, vidakuzi and glasses of maziwa are on a far back table, stockings are hung at the entrance to the kitchen, a wreath is on every door, and holly is hung everywhere. The cast looks around at the decorations, and, soon, Crystal comes out of the jikoni in a Santa costume and carrying a box f decoration. Jake also comes out with an antler hat and carrying a box of decorations also.*

Crystal: Well, look who showed up just in time to decorate the tree! :D *her and Jake then take the boxes over to the contestants and set them down carefully in front of them* So....yeah....the sooner the tree's decorated the sooner the fun can start. :P

Destery: But.....why can't wewe decorate the tree?!

Crystal: Because, I have to practically everything else, and it'd be nice for wewe guys to do it.

All: *groans*

Crystal: -__- And, if wewe all do a good job decorating, there will be no elimination tonight.

All: .___. *rush over to the ornaments, and starts taking them out of the box. The people who have an ornament then runs to the tree, and begins to put them on*

Crystal: Wait, I have a good idea!

All: *stop and look at her*

Crystal: Wow.....thanks for that immediate attention. :3 Anyway, since we are decorating a tree, *song kengele goes off* I think wewe all need to do sing a little song to really get wewe into the spirit!

All: *sigh, and the muziki starts*

Gwen: Rocking around the krisimasi Tree
Alex: At the krisimasi party hop
Duncan: Mistletoe hung where wewe can see
Gladys: Ev'ry couple tries to stop

All: Rocking around the krisimasi Tree
Let the krisimasi Spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin, boga pie
and we'll do some caroling

Noah: wewe will get a sentimental feeling When wewe hear voices singing
Cody: "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rocking around the krisimasi Tree
Robin: Have a happy holiday
Riley: Everyone's dancing merrily
Destery: In a new old fashioned way

All: Rocking around the krisimasi Tree
Let the krisimasi Spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin, boga pie
and we'll do some caroling

Rayla: wewe will get a sentimental feeling
Alejandro: When wewe hear voices singing
Mirra: "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly"

All: Rocking around the krisimasi Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way

Crystal: *sighs happily* That was awesome wewe guys. -w- Anyway, wewe may now decorate the mti in silence....for now!

All: .__. *continues working on the tree*

-Twenty dakika later-

*The mti is finally decorated. All the ornaments are hung, lights are strung, and the mti topper shines proudly. Crystal is now looking over their work with a critical expression. After a few zaidi dakika of inspection, Crystal turns to the cast*

Crystal: I've seen better, but....eh, it's Christmas. No elimination tonight!

All: *cheers in delight*

Crystal: Ah, the most wonderful sound on earth; teenagers screaming. -w- Anyway, just a quick swali before the party starts! ….who won the snowball fight? .3.

Alex: *raises his hand* I did! :D

Crystal: Awesome! *goes over to Alex, and pulls out a present from her pocket* And, as the winner, wewe get to have this!

Alex: Sweet! *snatches up the present, and tears it open*

Crystal: Well...do wewe like it?!

Alex: .____. *holds up a mistletoe* But....why is THIS the prize?!

Crystal: Because, with the mistletoe, wewe an kiss anyone wewe want without consequences! I mean....who would get mad at someone who kissed them under the mistletoe?

Alex: *stares blankly at the little plant for a moment, but then looks around at everyone. He then looks in Gladys direction, and walks over to her*

*Gladys blushes, and looks away. As she hears him approach her; she decided to pucker her lip – thinking he was gonna kiss her. Of course, Alex walks right past her, and goes to a trash-can located behind Gladys. He then throws the mistletoe away, and then walks over to the janitors closet. He then goes in, and slams the door shut – causing the wreath on it to fall right off*

Crystal: Well....he was uigizaji like a royal Scrooge!

Gladys: *has an embarrassed/sad expression. She then goes over to the trash can, and gets the mistletoe out. She then gets teary eyed, and puts the little plant in her pocket*

**Confessionals**

Alex: …. *sighs sadly* I hate the holidays now.....thanks a lot Crystal.

Gladys: Okay.....I'm DONE with just standing kwa and watching Alex be all depressed! I caused this, and...I'm gonna fix it! Sorry Griff, but....I think it's time for little sister to go her own way! I don't know how long it's gonna take, but...me and Alex are gonna get back together! And, when that happens, nothing is ever gonna separate us again! Well....you know....if we DO get back together....

**End of Confessionals**

Crystal: ….random. Anyway, please enjoy the party! If wewe need me; I'll be running the DJ station, and am taking requests! *runs to this booth that is suddenly there, and starts to play krisimasi songs*

All: *hurrays, and scatter across the room to mingle*

-Over kwa the snack table-

*Noah, Cody, Alejandro, and Mirra are eating some kuki, vidakuzi while Rayla and Destery are sipping on the like while talking to each other*

Rayla: *awkwardly munches her cookie she got* So....Destery...do wewe think I look.....cute?

Destery: *gets a confused look* Cute? Well...uh.... *gets a thinking look, and smiles* Sure, I guess, compared to some of my other girlfriends. But, just between wewe and me, I think your getting a bit of a Santa belly.

Noah and Cody: *spit take, and look wide eyed at Destery*

Cody: *whispers to Noah* Is he insane?!

Noah: *whispers back to Cody* I don't know, but....he must have a death wish. I mean; doesn't he know Rayla could easily kill him?!

Rayla: *gets a pissed expression* Uh.....excuse me?! Did wewe just call over-weight?!

Destery: No, I'm just saying wewe had one to many sweets. I never used the word fat. But, maybe wewe SHOULD stop eating. After all; I've heard that, once your belly goes all soft and mushy, your brain is the inayofuata to follow. And, from the looks of it, your brain must be oat-meal kwa now.

Noah: *his jaw drops, and his glass fall to the ground*

Cody: *whispers to Noah* And....that's our cue to go.

Noah: *whispers back to Cody* And miss this train wreck? Not on anyone's life honey. *looks back to Rayla and Destery, and Cody slips away*

Rayla: Oh, so now your calling me fat AND a idiot!?

Destery: No, of course not! And idiot is to light a term! I'd say your zaidi of a.......moron! Or, maybe even a imbecile! Oh, sorry, was that last one to big of a word for you? It did have zaidi that two letters!

Rayla: *is teary eyed* I...I am NOT gonna stand here and be insulted like this!

Destery: Oh, careful, your starting to use complete sentences!

Rayla: *starts to cry* Destery...I.....I....I FRIGGIN hate you! *kicks him where it hurts, hard, and runs off to somewhere crying*

Destery: *falls to his knees* OW! I'm....so.........confused!

Noah: *gets a confused look* Uh.....I'm not! Destery, wewe called Rayla fat and stupid! How would wewe feel if someone was calling wewe that?! Plus, wewe alisema wewe had other girlfriends! I thought wewe liked Rayla! Why on earth did wewe say all that mean stuff to her if wewe want her?

Destery: *has finally regained his composure, and stands up* Because.....I thought girls liked to be called over-weight and stupid because that meant the guy was being honest with them and that they could work on their flaws together as a couple. And I just told her I had Marafiki who were girls because that showed I wasn't afraid to act feminine now and then....right?

Noah: ….okay, first of all, girls like honestly, but if they ask wewe the big “am I” questions, nine times out of ten, wewe don't be THAT brutally honest! And she meant if wewe were dating a girl kwa girlfriend! Not if wewe had Marafiki who were girls! God your stupid!

Destery: …..ooohhh! Now I see! Of COURSE she meant girlfriend as a girl wewe were dating! *laughs, and shakes his head* Man, do I feel silly! *laughs a little while longer, and then just stands there with a bit of a derpy look. Noah then looks at a nearby clock, and count's down*

Noah: And, 3....2....1.

Destery: *gets wide eyed, and screams*

Noah: Ah, there it is!

Destery: *is really freaking out* Oh man, I screwed up royally this time! How on earth am I ever gonna make it up to Rayla?!

Noah: No idea, but....start kwa explaining yourself. Tell her wewe thought wewe were making her feel good.

Destery: Right....right! Girls like talking about their feelings! Or....do they....ugh! I don't know anymore! Oh...who cares! I just need to talk to Rayla! *runs after her*

Alejandro: *sees Destery running* Hey.....do wewe think we missed something important?

Mirra: EH.....maybe. :P

Alejandro: *shrugs, and they go back to talking*

-Over kwa the tree-

*Gladys, Robin, and Riley are here*

Robin: So....your trying to get back together with Alex?

Gladys: Yep.

Riley: But.....you were the one who broke up with him. That doesn't quit make sense.

Gladys: I know it doesn't but....a lot of things don't make sense now a days.

Robin: True true! But....how do wewe still know Alex wants wewe back? I mean, remember that mistletoe thing? Everyone thought he was gonna kiss you, but instead, he just threw it away and locked himself in that janitors closet.

Gladys: Wait....the mistletoe! *takes the mistletoe from her pocket* Whichever two people are underneath it must kiss; no exceptions!

Riley: Well...yeah, I guess, but-

Gladys: What a perfect plan! *hugs the two* Thanks guys! *rushes off*

Riley: …. *sighs sadly* Why doesn't anyone ever take my warnings? *turns to Robin* wewe saw me right? wewe saw me clearly trying warning her. And she just cut me off!

Robin: wewe did try to warn her.

Riley: I did try to warn her, exactly.

-By the Janitors closet-

*Melody is just sipping on some maziwa when Cody is just now coming over*

Cody: *sighs in relief* Thank god I got out of that scrap before it got ugly.

Melody: *gets a confused look* What are wewe talking about?

Cody: *noticed Melody* OH...well, actually, it's kind of a- *looks over, and raises an eye brow* What the heck is she doing?

Melody: *looks over, and sees the same thing* I....don't know. *the two then walk over to where they were looking, and they walk up to Gladys – who is currently laying a trail of candies that start at the closet and end to where she's at* hujambo there....Gladys?

Gladys: *looks up* Oh, hujambo guys!

Cody: So....uh....what goes on here?

Gladys: *looks at the trail of candies* Oh, that? Oh....that's just to lure Alex out of the closet, and to get him under this! *points upward* *Melody and Cody follow her point, and they see that the mistletoe is hung right above her*

Cody: …..oh, I see.

Melody: And.....this accomplishes....what exactly?

Gladys: *sighs* I was hoping that.....if me and Alex kiss again.....he'd maybe understand I still wanna be with him and junk.

Cody: But...aren't you-

Gladys: Yes! I'm the one who broke up with him, but wewe don't understand all of it! I broke up with Alex because my brother alisema Alex wasn't right for me, but....after he got eliminated.....I'm starting to see he was wrong. And, plus, Alex has been so sad since our break up, and.....I just wanna see him happy again.

Melody: *gives Gladys a sympathetic look* Look....Gladys, I think your hears in the right place, but...you've got to understand that- *suddenly, the knob on the closet starts to turn*

Gladys: He's coming out! *shoos the two away, and they do as she's says*

Alex: *steps out of the closet* Alright, enough being in the closet for one lifetime. *sighs* I guess I'll just- *sees the candy* Oh, a piece of candy! *picks it up, eats it, and sees the inayofuata one* Oh, piece of candy! *picks it up, eats it, and sees the other one. He then continues this pattern until he gets to the last one* Oh, a piece of- *looks up*....legs? *looks up all the way* Gladys legs! I mean....Gladys! Wait...did wewe set that trail of candy?

Gladys: ….kinda.

Alex: *face-palms* I should have known! They used that SAME trick on Family Guy! *starts to walk off, but then Gladys grabs his arm*

Gladys: Wait Alex, look! *points above them*

Alex: *looks up, and sees the mistletoe* ….oh you've got to be kidding me.

Gladys: Please Alex...........it's a tradition to kiss under it. And, maybe if we kiss again, we could....start over as a couple.

Alex: Look....Gladys- *before he can say anything else; Gladys captures him in a kiss. Alex gets wide eyed, but makes no attempt to pull away. After a couple of minutes, Gladys finally lets go of Alex. The two stare at each other until Alex speaks* There, we kissed. Can I please go now?

Gladys: *gets teary eyed* Yeah....go ahead.

Alex: Thanks. *walks off*

**Confessionals**

Gladys: *is crying* He....he didn't feel a thing. That kiss meant nothing to him! I guess....we really are over.... *sniffles, and tries to hold back tears*

Alex: Okay.....I really liked that kiss. But I just can't tell her that! I mean, since she broke up with me, why go through all the trouble of trying to get us back together?! It makes zero sense! *sighs sadly* Oh well....I guess this means we're really over.

**End of Confessionals**

Robin and Riley: *see Gladys crying, and walk over to her*

Gladys: *sees them* *in a weak voice* He didn't feel a thing when we kissed...

Riley: *hugs Gladys, and pats her back* There, there....it's gonna be all right. There are plenty of other samaki in the sea.

Gladys: *sniffles* Yeah, but....the one I want swam away.

Robin: :( *hugs Gladys to* Come on. Some kuki, vidakuzi and maziwa will make wewe feel all better.

Gladys: *sniffles* Thanks guys. Your the best Marafiki a person can have at a time like this.*the two then lead Gladys over to the snack table*

Cody: *saw the thing between Alex and Gladys* Poor Gladys.

Melody: Yeah....poor Gladys.

Cody: But...you have to admit, it was kind of a long shot – Alex kissing her and them falling back in love. *as Cody continues to talk, Melody gets uninterested, and walks away. As she does, Noah walks over to where Cody is* So I guess it makes sense.

Noah: hujambo Cody, who wewe talking to?

Cody: Oh, just- *looks around, and sees Melody had disappeared. He then groans, and gets a “are wewe kidding me” expression* someone who just walked away from me.

Noah: Oh....alright then. So, is it just me, au is this party kinda depressing?

Cody: *his expression lightens* Actually, I think it's very- *suddenly looks up, and gets wide eyed plus a very deep blush* Why did I remember that was hanging there?!

Noah: ….huh?

Cody: *points up, and Noah looks up to see the mistletoe*

Noah: *gets a blush as well* Oh!

Cody: Yeah.....look, if wewe don't wanna ki- *is suddenly cut off kwa Noah grabbing his shati collar, and pulling him into a kiss. Cody gets wide eyed, but doesn't pull away. After a dakika like this; Noah releases Cody's shirt*

Noah: *says very quickly* Cody I've liked wewe ever since TDI, and I really hope we can be zaidi than Marafiki one day. Even if we can't I'd be honored to be your friend, and I'm sorry if that kiss ruined it! So I'll just see wewe around! *bolts off somewhere*

Cody: …..

**Confessionals**

Noah: There, I FINALLY admitted it! I upendo Cody, Izzy was right all along, and blah blah blah. Now, for those of wewe who are wondering why I'm not zaidi buzzed from my first kiss – yes, that was my first kiss, deal with it – it's because...well....I always wanted it to be savoring and...and with someone I know likes me back. But, the kiss me and Cody shared.....that was quick! And...besides....I was so afraid of what Cody might say and do I ran before I could get his reaction. *sighs sadly* I wonder what he thought of the kiss....

Cody: OoO I.....just....got.....kissed! For the first time ever! Ha! Take THAT every bully at school who alisema I'd die without getting a kiss! *does the air-guitar thing from season one*

**End of Confessionals**

-By the bathroom's-

*Gwen and Duncan are walking past when they see Destery outside the girls room*

Destery: Come on Rayla; please just let me explain!

Rayla: *from inside the bathroom* NO! I HATE wewe Destery, and I don't wanna see wewe face for awhile! Not after what wewe did!

Gwen and Duncan: *exchange looks, and walk up to Destery*

Destery: Oh....hey guys.

Duncan: Yo Des!

Gwen: Hi. So.....why is Rayla in the bathroom screaming that she hates you, and doesn't wanna see wewe because of what wewe said?

Destery: *blushes* Well...you see....it's actually VERY funny! I...uh....

Rayla: *speaks up* He called me fat, stupid, and tells me all about his other girlfriends! And he JUSTIFIES that kwa saying he did it to try and impress me!

Gwen: WHAT! Oh, that's biggest pile of bull-

Duncan: Best excuse ever! *starts to laugh hysterically* Oh man, that is SO classic! Trying to impress her?! Very original Destery....very original.

Gwen: *glares at Duncan* So wewe actually support what he did?!

Duncan: Uh, duh, because it's a classic excuse!

Destery: But.....I'm telling the truth here!

Duncan: *sarcastic tone* Sure wewe are.

Gwen: But....aren't wewe the least bit concerned about Rayla?!

Duncan: *scoffs* No. She's just probably having her period like wewe did last week.

Gwen: *blushes* Duncan!

Duncan: What? wewe always say a women should be proud of her period!

Gwen: Yeah....to girls who are just getting it! I normally don't go announcing it to people!

Duncan: Oh.....I see. Look, pasty, how about I make it up to you? We could slow dance like you've always secretly wanted.

Gwen: wewe know what Duncan.....no. I don't wanna dance.

Duncan: But...but wewe always wanted us to go slow dancing!

Gwen: I know, but....you only wanna go because wewe know I'm mad at you. *sighs* Look, I'm gonna go talk Rayla out of the bathroom. Why don't wewe and Destery just hang out. wewe seem to be kinder to him than me anyway. *goes into the bathroom*

Duncan: *groans* Man...I've just had a crappy day! Every single thing I did today just kept making Gwen zaidi and zaidi ticked!

Destery: I get the feeling. *sighs sadly* My chances with Rayla are so down the toilet it's over flowing the streets! If only there was a way I could express that I really do care about her....like....through a song of the krisimasi sort...with the lyrics saying that I didn't want anything else but her for Christmas...with the help of some one who also has girl issues. *looks over at Duncan*

Duncan: Please tell me your not thinking what I think your thinking!

Destery: Probably am, but wewe want to make Gwen happy....right?

Duncan: …. *sighs sadly* Yeah, I really do.

Destery: Then come on; I have a plan! *grabs Duncan's hand, and the two run off to the DJ booth*

-Outside the girls bathroom-

*After a bunch of talking; Rayla and Gwen are finally exiting*

Rayla: Gwen....I don't wanna see him.

Gwen: Don't worry Rayla, wewe won't. Now, lets get wewe back to the cabin, and-

Crystal: *over the intercom* And, up next, is a special floor performance! So, please, give it up for....Destery and Duncan imba “All I want for krisimasi is you” - a special dedication to the lovely Gwen and Rayla!

Gwen: Oh please! If he think-

Rayla: *Sh's Gwen* I wanna see this.

Gwen: -___- Fine.

*A spotlight suddenly turns on, and reveals Destery and Duncan standing on juu of a table. muziki then starts, and they both start singing*

Destery: I don't want a lot for Christmas
Duncan: There's just one thing I need
Destery: I don't care about presents
Duncan: Underneath the krisimasi tree
Destery: I just want wewe for my own
Duncan: zaidi than wewe could ever know
Destery: Make my wish come true
Both: All I want for krisimasi is you.

Duncan: I don't want a lot for Christmas
Destery: There is just one thing I need
Duncan: I don't care about presents
Destery: Underneath the krisimasi tree
Duncan: I don't need to hang my stocking
Destery: There upon the fireplace
Duncan: Santa Claus won't make me happy
Destery: With a toy on krisimasi day
Duncan: I just want wewe for for my own
Destery: zaidi than wewe could ever know
Duncan: Make my wish come true
Both: All I want for krisimasi is you

Destery: I won't ask for much this Christmas
Duncan: I won't even wish for snow
Destery: I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Destery: Underneath the mistletoe
Duncan: I won't make a orodha and send it
Destery: To the North Pole for Saint Nick
Duncan: I won't even stay awake to
Destery: Hear those magic reindeer click
Duncan: 'Cause I just want wewe here tonight
Destery: Holding on to me so tight
Duncan: What zaidi can I do
Both: Baby all I want for krisimasi is wewe (x2)

Destery: All the lights are shining
Duncan: So brightly everywhere
Destery: And the sound of children's
Duncan: Laughter fills the air
Destery: And everyone is singing
Duncan: I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Destery: Santa won't wewe bring me the one I really need
Duncan: Won't wewe please bring my baby to me
Destery: Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
Duncan: This is all I'm asking for
Destery: I just want to see my baby
Duncan: Standing right outside my door
Destery: Oh I just want him for my own
Duncan: zaidi than wewe could ever know
Destery: Make my wish come true

Both: Baby all I want for krisimasi is you
All I want for krisimasi is wewe baby
All I want for krisimasi is wewe baby.


*Everyone then applauds, and the two boys come off stage*

Rayla: *goes up to Destery* Destery......was what wewe were singing....about only wanting somebody for Christmas......for.....me?

Destery: Yes, Rayla, and I meant every word!

Rayla: But.....if those words were true then..........why on earth did wewe say all those mean and hurtful things to me?!

Destery: *sighs* Okay....here's why. *after the same reason he's been giving all night* And...that's the honest truth. Rayla, I think your a beautiful girl, and....I didn't mean half of those things I alisema to you. I honestly thought I was making wewe happy kwa being honest like that, but....in truth....I lied. Your not over-weight, au stupid! Your thin, incredibly smart, and have the best sense of humor!

Rayla: Thanks. So...does this mean....you don't have a girlfriend?

Destery: No....I alisema that because I thought wewe meant Marafiki who are girls! And....and....I know I'm probably asking for a butt kicking, but....would you....like to be...my....g-g-girl-

Rayla: *kissed him before he finishes. She soon pulls away, and smiles* I'd upendo to be!

Destery: *smiles, and hugs Rayla* Thank wewe so, so, so much! I promise I'll never say anything like what I alisema to wewe earlier again!

Rayla: Better not, au I'll have to kick your buns!

Destery: And I'd deserve it. *kisses her*

Gwen: *sighs* Well....I gotta admit; they make a pretty cute couple. *smiles, but loses a portion of it when Duncan walks up to her*

Duncan: ….hey.

Gwen: ….hi.

Duncan: …..look.....Gwen, I know I messed up a lot today, but.....you still know I upendo you, right? I mean, I never meant to hurt-

Gwen: *covers his mouth with her pointer finger* Sorry, but wewe were boring me there. *smile*

Duncan: *smiles back* *muffled* Thanks. So....are we okay?

Gwen: *gets a thinking look* Hm.....are we okay? Let me think about that. *takes her finger off his mouth, and kisses him* Of course we're okay. Besides.....you sounded awesome up there.

Duncan: *gets cocky look* Really? Well, I may have to sing zaidi often.

Gwen: Lets not get crazy now.

*The two then start laughing. After a moment of laughing, they both pull each other into a kiss, and begin a make-put secession*

Crystal: *comes in front of the camera* Aw, sappy endings are sappy! Anyway, this concludes this weeks TDR! But, wait, what time is it now? Why, it's swali time of course! So, what is/was your inayopendelewa krisimasi carol? What kiss in tonight’s episode was your favorite? And, last but not least, was the song Destery and Duncan sang romantic enough to deserve anything but a slap? All these maswali and more, will have cameos inayofuata time on.....Total Drama Rama!

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And that, my friends, is one long X-mas special! B)

Anyway, sorry for any OOC moments for your OC! Just tell me the parts I messed up on, and I'll be sure not to let that happen again! So......yeah.......bonus swali wewe an choose to/not to answer! What's at the juu of your x-mas list?

Oh, and.......................MERRY CHRISTMAS! 83
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