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(Aftermath studio)
(Aftermath theme song is in the back ground)
Rochelle: Welcome to the Total Drama Reality Check Aftermath show!
Amber: I'm Amber.
Rochelle: And I'm Rochelle!
Amber: And don't miss this installment of-
Amber and Rochelle: The Total... Drama... Reality Check.. Aftermath show!!

(Theme song)

(Aftermath studio)
Rochelle: Today we got a special treat for everyone.
Amber: But first, let's bring in our.... non-winners.
Rochelle: First we Have Jason!
(Jason enters and everyone boos)
Jason: Oh shut the Fuck up Bitches.
Amber: Garrett!
(Garrett enters doing a back flip and everyone cheers)
Garrett: WOHOO!
Rochelle: inayofuata we have Maylene!
(Maylene enters and everyone cheers)
Maylene: YAY! Hi everyone!!
Amber: Alice!
(Alice enters and everyone cheers)
Alice: (on the phone) Come on Cole. Pick up!
Rochelle: Lance!
(Lance enters and everyone cheers)
Lance: hujambo everyone!
Amber: Ashley!
(Ashley enters and everyone cheers)
Ashley: YAY! HI! HI! HI! HI! H- (trips)
Rochelle: Joss!
(Joss enter and everyone cheers)
Joss: (waves)
Amber: Blake!
(Blake enters and everyone cheers)
Blake: hujambo guys!
Rochelle: Layla!
(Layla enter and everyone boos)
Layla: Shut up!
Amber: Annie!
(Annie enters and everyone cheers)
Annie: hujambo guys!
Rochelle: Lily!
(Lily enters and everyone cheers)
Lily: HI guys!
Amber: Fawn!
(Fawn enters and everyone cheers0
Fawn: Hey!
Rochelle: Robert!
(Robert enters and everyone cheers)
Robert: WOHO! Sup guys!
Amber: And finally... Jordan.
(Jordan enters and everyone cheers)
Jordan: hey!
Annie: Jordan! (runs up and hugs Jordan)
Jordan: Oh... hujambo Annie.
Annie: Oh right. sorry. Lia won.
Rochelle: And speaking of Lia... look who we found on the side of the road.
Amber: INTERNS?
(Interns enter with Lia in a shopping gari and dump Lia off)
Lia: (wakes up) What? Huh? Where am I?
Jordan: LIA!!! (runs up and hugs Lia)
Lia: JORDAN! (hugs Jordan very tightly) Oh I found you! Finally!
Rochelle: Now it's time to start today's challenge.
Jason: Challenge?! What?! We're already off that shity show! We fucking lost. We don't need to do no fucking challenge!
Amber: Yes. But do wewe guys want the million?
Fawn: Sure we do... but we lost. What else can we do?
Rochelle: Well, we hid 2 Gilded Chris awards around and/or inside the Aftermath studios. Who ever finds the 2 Gilded Chris awards, get's to return to the show.
Amber: Ready?
Rochelle and Amber: BEGIN!
Lia: Oh Jordan! We could find the Gilded Chris awards and get back on the onyesha together!
Jordan: That's what I was thinking!
Lia: Let's go find them!
(Lia and Jordan run off)
Annie: (to self) Or, I find it and Jordan becomes mine. (evil smile)
Ashley: Oh Blakely Snowflakey! Can I please please please please pleasssse be your partner??? PLEASE?!??!?!
Blake: FINE!
Ashley: YAY! (hugs Blake)
Blake: OH no.
Layla: Oh Jason?
Jason: What is it Bitch?
Layla: Do wewe want to help me find the Gilded Chris awards and return together?
Jason: Sure... what ever bitch.
Layla: (Sigh) I'm going to have to get over that.
Jason: Over what?
Layla: Nothing.
Garrett: Hey.. Lily?
Lily: H- hujambo Garrett.
Garrett: Do wewe want to be partners?
Lily: S-sure.
Garrett: Cool.
Lance: Yo Joss! Do wewe want to be partners?
Joss: (Shrugs)
Lance: Okay. Your my partner then.
Joss: (smiles)
Lance: Let's go.

(Hallways of Aftermath studios)
Layla: Where would they hide the gilded Chris awards?
Jason: Who fucking knows.
Layla: hmmm...
Maylene: (skips kwa and knocks into Layla making her fall on juu of Jason) Skippy. Skippy. Skippy!
Jason: Get off Bitch!
Layla: Oh sorry. (get's up)
Jason: wewe fucking dropped something.
Layla: Oh. It's the map that Draven gave me when I left... wait a second... it's the map of the Aftermath studio with the exact places where the gilded Chris awards are!
Jason: Where's the first shitty gilded Chris?
Layla: Outside... in a sewer...
Jason: Gross!
Layla: Yeah. I know. Well, let's just go and get it.
(Blake and Ashley come out of hiding)
Blake: Perfect. We'll just follow them to the gilded Chris. >:)

(With Alice)
Alice: (sigh) Where in the world would they hide a gilded Chris award?
Robert: Hello Alice.
Alice: What the?! Robert? What are wewe doing?
Robert: Just wondering if wewe want to be on a team with me.
Alice: Sure... when wewe have a gilded Chris award I will.
Robert: fine then. Don't win.
Alice: What? wewe know where they are?
Robert: No. But 2 is better than 1.
Alice: True.
Robert: Come on. jiunge me.
Alice: (sigh) Fine.

(With Jordan and Lia)
Lia: We need to find those Gilded Chris awards! We just need to!
Jordan: Yeah. So we will go back on the onyesha together.
Annie: (hiding) Don't worry Jordan, you'll go back on the show... with me.
Maylene: (skips kwa making Annie fall on the ground) Skippy. Skippy. Skip!
Lia and Jordan: ANNIE?!
Lia: Have wewe been spying on us?
Annie: ummmm... (runs off)
Lia: Get her!

(With Garrett and Lily)
Garrett: I got it!
Lily: wewe know where it is?!
Garrett: Maybe. I think they might have hid it in the vents! Let's go look! Want me to help wewe up?
Lily: ummmm.... I don't think they hid it in the vents.
Garrett: Are wewe sure?
Lily: Yes. I'm sure.
Garrett: I think so. Come on! Let's go. Unless your chicken.
(Lily closes her eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): NO ONE CALLS ME A CHICKEN!!! (jumps up into the vents)
Garrett: That's my girl. (follows in the vents)

(Outside)
Fawn: Maybe they hid one outside... (see's Layla with a map and Jason going into the sewer) Is that a map? Knowing Layla she's cheating in this game with a map. hmmmmmm... (see's Blake and Ashley go in the sewer) hmmmm.... I'll go see. (goes in the sewer)

(Inside)
(Lance and Joss)
Lance: where would they hide it?
Joss: (points to Green room)
Lance: The green room? Maybe. Let's go look.
(Joss and Lance enter the green room)

(Aftermath stage)
(Amber and Rochelle are playing cards)
Amber: Got any 5's?
Rochelle: Go fish.
Amber: Crap. Do wewe think anyone found the gilded Chris awards yet?
Rochelle: It's only been an hour. I dough it.
(Alice and Robert enter)
Alice: What are we doing here?
Robert: I think they might be under all the seats down there! Let's go look!
Alice: (sigh) Fine.
Rochelle: Trust me, their not down there.
Amber: (slaps Rochelle) Rochelle!
Rochelle: Ooops. sorry. Well, we were going to put it down there but there was too much gum.
Robert: Oh... well thanks for saving our time.
Rochelle: No problem.
(Robert and Alice exit)
Amber: I need a new co-host.
Rochelle: HEY!

(sewer)
Jason: So where in this fucking sewer is that shitty gilded Chris award?
Layla: It should be right... here.
Jason: Yeah... it's not fucking here bitch.
Layla: Well it says it is right here.
Jason: I think it would be fucking easy to find a GILDED Chris.
Layla: Well sorry. the map says it's here.
Ashley: So what is-
Blake: SHHHHH!!!
Jason: What the hell is that?
Layla: I don't know.
Blake: Way to go Ashley.
Ashley: Sorry.
Layla: HEY! What are wewe doing here?!
Blake: RUN!
(Blake and Ashley turn around to run but then run into fawn and fall on her)
Fawn: What the?! (see's the Gilded Chris award on the ceiling.) YES! (Pushes Ashley and Blake off of her and jumps up and grabs the Gilded Chris award and runs off)
Layla: NO! She's got the gilded Chris award!
Jason: Get that Bitch!
(Layla and Jason chase Fawn)
Blake: Let's go!
(Blake and Ashley get up and run after Fawn)

(Vents)
Garrett: Lil- Phoenix! Wait up!
Lily (Phoenix): NO. How about wewe hurry up! I'm winning this no matter what!!!
Garrett: (Sigh) That's my girl.
Lily (Phoenix): What was that?
Garrett: Nothing!
Lily (Phoenix): OH look! I think I see it!
Garrett: Where?! Your butt's in my face.
Lily (Phoenix): Letting that one slide... It's behind that fan.
Garrett: OH yeah. Let's go get it and chop our hands off. That would be sooo much fun.
Lily (Phoenix): Oh shut up.
Garrett: Well, how are we going to get it?
Lily (Phoenix): Phoenix's got a plan.

(Green room)
Lance: It's not in here.
Joss: Hmmm...
(Sounds herd above)
Lance: Do wewe hear that?
Joss: (Nods head)
Lance: It sound like people....
Garrett: (From above) Be careful Phoenix!
Lily (Phoenix): (From above) Don't tell me what to do! I'm grabbing that Gilded Chris no matter what!
Lance: It sounds like Garrett and Lily... I mean Garrett and Phoenix.
Joss: It's coming from the vents.
Lance: And it sounds like they found it! Let's go to the vents!
Joss: (Shakes head no)
Lance: Fine then. I'll go myself. (Jumps up and climbs into Vents)
Joss: (puts his 3 middle fingers to lips then hold it out to him)

(With Annie, Jordan, and Lia)
(Lia is pinning Annie to the wall)
Lia: Now let me ask wewe this again, why were wewe spying on us!?!? I won fare and square!!
Annie: I- I know but-
Jordan: GIRLS! Calm down! Okay. We can all find the gilded Chris awards together... all 3 of us. Sound good?
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Jordan: Now let's go.
Annie: Okay. But where do we look first?
(Fawn runs in carrying the Gilded Chris award Layla and Jason follow then Blake and Ashley follow)
Layla: Get back here Lesbian!
Fawn: NO!
Lia: Is that the gilded Chris award?
Jordan: It is!
Annie: Let's go!
(Lia, Jordan, and Lia chase after Fawn)

(Vents)
Garrett: Got any plans yet?
Lily (Phoenix): I might've if you'd stop rushing me.
Garrett: What ever.
(Lance quietly crawls up)
Lily (Phoenix): I got it! (Takes shoe off and throws it in the shabiki and the shabiki stops)
Garrett: YES!
Lily (Phoenix): (crawls over and grabs the gilded Chris award) We got it!
Garrett: Let's go!
(Garrett and Lance turn around and see Lance)
Lance: wewe can go. If wewe give me the gilded Chris award.
Lily (Phoenix): No way! (Whispers something in Garrett's ear)
Garrett: Okay. (Runs over Lance)
Lily (Phoenix): Go along! (throws the Gilded Chris award and it goes over Garrett's head and starts rolling through the vents)
Garrett: Oh no! (crawls after it)
(Lance crawls after it then Lily)
(Hallway under the vents)
Maylene: (skipping through then the gilded Chris award falls in her bag) Skippy. Skippy. Skip. (exits skipping)
Garrett: Oh no!
Lance: Maylene's got the gilded Chris award!
Lily (Phoenix): Get 'er!
(Garrett, Lance, and Lily have a hard time getting out)
Garrett: songesha over!
Lance: No you!
Lily: Ladies first!!

(Aftermath stage)
Rochelle: I win!
Amber: Crap.
(Maylene skips in)
Maylene: Skippy. Skippy. Skip. Oh hi guys!
Amber: hujambo Maylene.
Rochelle: What up?
Maylene: Oh... nothing much.
(Amber see's the gilded Chris award in Maylene's bag)
(Lance, Lily, and Garrett enter)
Amber: And Maylene's the first one to return to the show!
Lance, Lily, and Garrett: NO!
Rochelle: who will be the other? Find out after these messages!

(Aftermath stage)
Maylene: Can I got skip now?
Rochelle: No. no. Sit with us.
Maylene: Can we tell stories?
Amber: Sure....
Maylene: Okay. Just no scary stories. They scare me.
Rochelle: okay.
Amber: Lily, Garrett, Lance. Aren't wewe guys going to try to find the other one?
Lily (Phoenix): Who's Lily?
Amber: (sigh) Phoenix, Garrett, and Lance. Aren't wewe guys going to try to find the other one?
Garrett: Oh right!
Lily (Phoenix): Let's go!

(Hallways)
Joss: So while Lance is stuck in the air vent finding nothing, I'll go find that Gilded Chris award myself... but where is it?
(Fawn runs in)
Fawn: Joss!
Joss: Oh hujambo Fawn..
Fawn: Hold this for me! (hands Joss the gilded Chris award) Their after me! (Runs out)
Joss: Wait what?!
(Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, and Ashley run in)
Layla: He's got the Gilded Chris award!
Ashley: After him!
Joss: Oh no! (runs off and Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, and Ashley follow)
Fawn: (comes out of hiding) hehe. Now his the one being chanced... NOW HIS THE ONE WITH THE GILDED CHRIS AWARD!!!! Oh Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! When am I going to learn how to think before I act??! (runs after Joss)

(With Alice and Robert)
Alice: We've looked everywhere. Where is it?
Robert: No idea.
(Joss runs by)
Alice: Did Joss have the gilded Chris award?
(Layla, Jason, Blake, Jordan, Annie, Lia, Ashley and fawn run by)
Robert: Think so.
Alice: Let's go!
(Robert and Alice chase after Joss)

(With Garrett, Lily, and Lance)
Garrett: Oh Gilded Chris award, come out come out where ever wewe are.
(Joss runs kwa followed kwa Layla, Jason, Blake, Ashley, Jordan, Annie, Lia, Ashley, and Fawn)
Joss: You'll never get it!
Garrett: I have to admit, I didn't think that would work.
(Garrett, Lily, and Lance chase after Joss)

(Aftermath Stage)
Maylene: And then, me and my dog, Toto, were in some strange place. And I'm all like 'I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.' And then-
Amber: And here they come! Who will kuvuka, msalaba the finish line with the Gilded Chris award first?
Ashley: Blakey Snowflakey, even if we don't go to the onyesha again. I'm happy I'm with you.
Blake: NOOOOO!!! (runs super fast and pushes everyone out of his way and Tackles Joss grabbing the Gilded Chris award and Joss is still holding it to and the slide pass the finish line)
Rochelle: And It's a tie!
Blake: So what does that mean?
Amber: That means 3 people are returning. Maylene, Joss, and Blake. Congratulations! wewe guys are returning!
Maylene, Joss, and Blake: YAY!
Maylene: YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE!!!
Amber: And what will happen inayofuata time on-
Rochelle: Total-
Amber: Drama-
Amber and Rochelle: Reality Check!

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Congratulations PhoenixRoyal and Ninjacupcake88 for your character's return!
RSB7

-Talking to Blainley and Lamaze Classes-

Mike and Ally made an emergency meeting with Blainley at the Celebrity Gossip studio. It took about 30 dakika to get there kwa car, and enough time for the couple to figure out what to say. They finally get to the building and storm in until they found Blainleys office. Mike knocks on the door furiously.

"Come in!" Blainley says.

Mike and Ally walk in and kuvuka, msalaba their arms angrily.

"Well if it isn't the coupe of the hour? What can I do for you?" The blonde hostess asks.

"We want to talk to wewe about the hivi karibuni 'Celebrity Gossip' episode." Ally alisema while...
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Sierra is in her room wodering how she is different than the other girls (i.e. Heather's gorgeous hair, Lindsay's beautiful eyes, and LeShawna's luscious lips). This prompts Sierra to steal her way to stardom.

In Heather's dressing room, she claims that she has to work on her pouting some more. When she sees Sierra, she cuts Heather's hair down to shoulder length (Similar to TDWT). That gives Heather the reason to pout.

In Lindsay's pool, she sees Sierra who snatches her eyes. She runs off after she yelled for Tyler.

In LeShawna's nursery, she kisses her babies goodnight. However, one of the babies...
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(WUZ THIS?! Another update from Abby?!? JES IT IS :D I know wewe all are probably like 'What the hell?! There is so many sasisho And all the episode are so SHITTY'! Well! Your not very nice if wewe say that :( ANYWAYS! OMS IT'S HALLOWEEN! Hell ya! I <3 this holiday! Oh! And now I shall tell u that I could've written this last night when I couldnt sleep but instead I stayed up till 4:00am kusoma K-boe comics, drawing, and watching YouTube :D Enjoy thue guys!)

Rayla: *In red riding-hood costume* Tralalalala! Oh.... Yellow camera dude! Now before the campers wake up let me just say! Last time...
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Rayla: hujambo Starburst... Y'all wanna here a joke? *giggles* 

TS: No.

Rayla: Ok :D *snickers* What did the baby horse say when he sneezed?

TS: What?

Rayla: Sorry I'm a little hoarse!!!! xD *falls on the ground laughing* 

TS: -.-

Duncan: wewe SUCK!

Rayla: I'm sorry. I was just trying to be......PUNNY!!! *Burst out laughing again*

Star: Can we just get this over with? I have some things I need to do. *smiles at Noah* 

Noah: *Smiles back* 

Rayla: -_- Ya cute. I swear, if I was a meme, I'd be forever alone :( ANYWAYS! wewe no receive doughnut, wewe no Stay! FOREVER!

Crystal: Haven't wewe already broken that...
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posted by GwenFanxxxx
Anti : dxc Pro : dxg and Pro: Aleheater

G: It was so fun to go to the chajio, chakula cha jioni with duncan!
H: W-what romantic, I wish alejandro was so gentleman!
G: Uhm he is, dont wewe know?
H: Okay he is, but not to me!
G: *gives telephone* Your gonna call him now!
H: No i dont want to!
G: *calls number and gives telephone to heather* To late my friend!
H: Hi al, want to go tommorow to a dinner*
H: yes, A-ha, Ok, No, yeah, Bye!
G: and?
H: EEEEH! where going to a chajio, chakula cha jioni tomorrow!
G: Tomorrow we going duka for your dress and shoes!
Beth:I miss Lindsay!
LeShawna:Yeah..
Bridgette:*yawns* What happens out?
Gwen:I don't know!Wait!Lindsay?
Courtney:Do wewe want to mean that Lindsay did not go at Hollywood?
Gwen:Yeah!That was a joke!Stupid joke!


At the beach..
Katie:What are wewe doing here?Are wewe not at Hollywood?
Lindsay:They made a mistake.They just messed me up with Lindsay Lohan.
Beth:URGH!But, welcome back!*hugs Lindsay*
Gwen:*sees Nikki* Hey, Nikki, what are wewe doing here?
Nikki:I'm here for the dance contest!
Gwen:What dance contest?
Nikki:You know, that dance contest, which is called "Shake It Up Chicago".
Gwen:O my gosh!I forgot!The...
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DandC4evacute: and we're back! the first swali is this: "Have wewe ever au would wewe ever tarehe anyone else on the onyesha besides Duncan? if so, who? An adoring "fan", Natalie Krysta Gracelyn Charm."
Courtney: hmmm, well, I know a lot of people want me to say Trent au Justin au Alejandro, but I just want to be with someone who isn't on the show. There would be long-distance problems, no.
DandC4evacute: okay here's another question: "I just wanna say I upendo you!!!!! my swali for wewe is where do wewe feel things went wrong with wewe and Duncan? I mean first wewe guys make out on the bus and then...
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*8:15 am, in Sikowitz's classroom*

Talia: Good morning, students! I trust everyone slept well...
Everyone: *groans*
Heather: Slept well? How are we supposed to sleep with the construction crews making noise all night long?!?!?! Why don't wewe try sleeping over there?!?!
Talia: Because I have a private set, and I don't have to! Did I forget to mention the construction crew?
Jen: Ugh, yah!
Talia: *chuckles* Heh heh, good.
Gwen: Are wewe related to Chris au something?!?!
Talia: *smirks* I'm his niece.
Bridgette: Great...
Jared: *standing stalker-like close to Bridgette*
Bridgette: Um...hi?
Talia: Anyways, your...
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posted by ne0n_m0nkey
My very first fanfic!Hope wewe enjoy it!In the end of the episode wewe will have to vote off someone!Okay thanks and enjoy!
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Chris:It's season 4 *points out 4*of the hottest reality onyesha ever!Total Drama!*spreads hands*In this season the old and new campers that are going on an 3-stared hotel in Canada in the new season "Total Drama Superactive!Ha...The only thing is that they are not!*makes the Chris-ish laugh* This is going to be the most dramatic seasons ever,because later we'll...Well,that's a suprise!*boat horn*I hear them now*
Tyler:Linds,I can hold tese...
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posted by Radvile
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Globe, Heather and Alejandro got kicked out.
*theme music*

**First Class**

Rochelle: First class rules, i loove first class.
Kayla: I know first class has some good sides, but there are ater people there. *thinks of Duncan* hujambo wheres Margo?
Katherine: I think she went to the common area, to talk to Duncan.
Kayla: What!! I mean, wewe can do that?
Cristal: Yeah, that's why it's called common area.
Kayla moves and looks awkward.
Cristal: Are wewe ok?
Kayla: *shakes again awkwardly* Yes...
Crystal: Ok... So Miz, do wewe have so trick up our sleeve.
Miz: Don't have any now, but...
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posted by sillybandfan321
Claire:Hey guys i know its been forever! i have just been so busy! but anyway last time we saw the campers it was all out war and paintballs! congratulations to Sammy and Kylee for winning the challenge and poor Kylie and Shawn had to leave. This week we are going to see where the losers are on this special episode of TOTAL DRAMA SECRETS!!!!

Claire:Welcome to the Lozer Plaza where all the campers that were voted off came here! Here the campers ate enjoying spa days, relaxing kwa the pool and eating te best of foods. We are going to be talking to them about who they want to win on the onyesha and...
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*Confessional*

Blaine: ugh today sucked we Lost again. I am VOTING FOR ANNIE CAUSE ALL SHE DID WAS TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH JARED!!! but I just need tyler to lose. I am not some desperate loser. I know how to play the game!!!

lulu:well yay team mexico wins again but not so yay with this whole cody fangirl bussiness i really upendo him and i want him to pick me soooooooooo badly
cody:*walks in*
lulu:ohh **** i didnt lock teh door
cody:locks busted
lulu:*blushes like mad incase cody has herd wat she said*umm well uhh bye *runs out the door*
cody:i hope i havent done something wrong

Jared: UGHHH! I...
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Chris: Last season on Total Drama Awsomeness! We got 2 teams, team Win and Team USA. We had zaidi drama than ever! and that season broke some records! 1 record was Ezekiel was staying for way too long. I mean he made the merg! It had the most dubble elmations ever! oh and it had a 3 person elmation! at the end it came down to Jordan and Ray! But winning kwa 1 vote was Jordan! who had the mgawanyiko, baidisha it 5 ways. so didn't have alot of cash! Who will win, who will lose??? fine out on this season of Total................ Drama.............. Around.............. the World!!!!!!!!!!
*theam song*
Chris: ok...
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(at the grave yared)

chirs:frist bone go's toooo jakki andrea mallory
samantha samantha rollings sara ashley suna dustin rose lynn anacpriana sara kristing amy kenya the last one go's to blaze im sorry chelsea

chelsea:thats ok

tak:bye chelsea (and gives her a hug)

chelsea:bye tak

(after the show)

lucas:i have no idea wewe sing good

tak:thanxs

chirs:will tak and lucas be zaidi than friends

both:HEY

chirs:and will everyone die on this onyesha find out inayofuata time on total drama goth vs emo
Chris: hujambo kiddies! Last time on the show, our victims were paired up and sent out on a date. Some where awkward while others click. In the end, it was Addrey and Jar3d who won. Oh yeah... Courtney left.



*In the diner hall*
Melody: AGH IM SO TIRED!

Addrey: Me too... execpt I could go snowboarding right now.

Storm: Are wewe CRAZY?! It's the middle of summer, dumba**!!!

Mizzie: Agh! Why wewe *points at Andrea* HAVE NO ROOM MATES?!

Andrea: I'm lonely in there.... I'LL HAPPILY TRADE ANYONE!!!!

Chris: NO TIME! I hope wewe have a GOOD rest because today we're DANCING!

Everyone: HUH?! T_T

Chris: So get on your...
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Chris: welcome to the most fast paced and action packed onyesha on tv to tarehe TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!!

Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge

Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-

Team uno:

Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam

Team Dos:

Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra

Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.

Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!

Kenny: hujambo its good to be back on the tv place

Chris: yeah

Duncan: oh no not wewe again

Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: ahh my...
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Chris: Hey, again. It turns out the other contestants are all babies and decided not to come. So, we're gonna do the challenge today! Right after this, On Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

Chris: Hey, guys!

*Walks over to the campers*

Everyone: Hey.*So enthusiastic!*

Chris: What's wrong, wewe guys should be happy. wewe getta be on my NEW reality series!

Gwen: Give it a break, Chris. I've been on 4 SEASONS!! So shut it and maybe, just MAYBE, wewe might make it alive kwa the end of the season!!*Really Pissed*

Chris: Geez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the kitanda this morning! Well, better...
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"C'mon, Izzy! If we stop running, we'll never get out of here!" Sierra said, running as fast as her legs could carry her.
"But, Sierra-" Izzy said, but decided to leave her friend alone. "Let Sierra be Sierra.."
The two girls ran through the fields for an saa and stopped for a drink. "Hey...now that I've stopped running, I wonder...where's Alejandro?" The crazy girl asked, and the superfan's face went pale.
"Crap!"

"Where are these 'Child Services' people coming?" Asked Courtney.
"Well, nobody's going to get caught, unless they happen to be out in the open..." Replied Chris.
"Esper alisema she found...
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The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. wewe can't run away.

Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...
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posted by dxarmy423
Episode 1: Ezekiel was here

Characters:
Trent- Goku, Cody- Gohan, Old Justin- Master roshi, Courtney- Bulma, Ezekiel- Radditz, Tyler- Krillin, Geoff- Piccolo

*a remote field in the middle of nowhere*

*space ship crash lands*

Farmer: what the hell was that *runs to crater*
Ezekiel: *gets out of ship* damn I have to fix that auto pilot
Farmer: who are you? Get off my property?
Ezekiel: *turns on scouter* ha pathetic only a power level of 5
Farmer: I’m warning wewe alien I’ll shoot
Ezekiel: shut the f*** up *blows up farmer with energy blast*
Ezekiel: *looks around* I wonder where he could be *picks up...
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