(BTW, I'll be the teacher of this story!!!)
Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. wewe two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! wewe get 2 years off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-8: Mike and Zoey)
Zoey: Yes! Me and Mike got 8's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Zoey and Mike! wewe two get a mwaka off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-7: Samey)
Samey: Yes! I got a -7!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Samey! wewe get nine months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-6: Owen)
Owen: Yes! I got a -6!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Owen! wewe get six months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-5: Ella)
Ella: Yes! I got a -5!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Ella! wewe get three months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-4: Shawn and Jasmine)
Shawn: Yes! Me and my girlfriend jimmy, hunitumia got -4's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Shawn and Jasmine! wewe two get two months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-3: Bridgette)
Bridgette: Yes! I got a -3!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Bridgette! wewe get a mwezi off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-2: Izzy)
Izzy: Yes! I got an -2!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Izzy! wewe get three weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-1:LeShawna)
LeShawna: Yes! I got a -1!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, LeShawna! wewe get two weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(0: Gwen)
Gwen: I got 0.
Courtneyfan6: Okay, Gwen. Go sit back down.
(+1: Scott)
Scott: Oh, no. I got a +1.
Courtneyfan6: I'm sorry, Scott. You're not in trouble; just a talk after school. Please go to the Principal's office.
(+2: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Hey! I got a +2!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Anne Maria. wewe have detention in 1 hour. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+3: Eva)
Eva: Hey! I got a +3!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Eva. wewe have detention in 2 hours. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+4: Sugar)
Sugar: Hey! I got a +4!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Sugar. wewe have detention until school ends. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+5: Max)
Max: Hey! I got a +5!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Max. wewe have detention forever. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+6: Scarlett)
Scarlett: No No No No No No. I got a +6.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, SCARLETT! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+7: Justin)
Justin: (crying) I got a +7.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, JUSTIN! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+8: Mal)
Mal: (crying) I got a +8.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, MAL! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 15 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+9: Heather and Alejandro)
Heather: (crying) Alejandro and I got +9's.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO! wewe TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 20 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! wewe TWO ARE BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!
(And finally... +10: Amy)
Amy: (shocked) Uh, um, um, um, um.,, I got a +10. Can I please have another chance?
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT, AMY! wewe ARE THE WORST STUDENT EVER! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Amy runs off, crying)
(At the principal's office)
Female Principal: So, Amy, why are wewe here?
Amy: I got a +10.
Female Principal: (scary voice) That's it, Amy! wewe are expelled forever! Get out of here right now!
(At Amy and Samey's house where their parents and Samey are mad at her)
Mother: Amy, we can't believe that wewe got dead meat and expelled. That's it! wewe are grounded grounded for 6 years. Go to your room right now.
(Amy runs off crying)
Samey: Amy is a block head.
Amy: (Kidaroo voice) SHUT UP, SAMEY! NOBODY LOVES YOU!
(Samey started crying)
Samey: That's so mean.
Father: Amy, get back here right now!
(Amy arrives)
Amy: What is it, dad?
Father: AMY, HOW DARE wewe HURT SAMEY'S FEELINGS? THAT IS IT! wewe ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
Mother: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
(Amy runs off again, crying)
Mother: It's okay, Samey. Your mean twin sister is in her room now. She won't hurt your feelings again.
Father: Anyways, let's go have some ice cream.
(Samey and her parents went off to get some ice cream)
THE END!!!!
Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. wewe two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! wewe get 2 years off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-8: Mike and Zoey)
Zoey: Yes! Me and Mike got 8's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Zoey and Mike! wewe two get a mwaka off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-7: Samey)
Samey: Yes! I got a -7!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Samey! wewe get nine months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-6: Owen)
Owen: Yes! I got a -6!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Owen! wewe get six months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-5: Ella)
Ella: Yes! I got a -5!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Ella! wewe get three months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-4: Shawn and Jasmine)
Shawn: Yes! Me and my girlfriend jimmy, hunitumia got -4's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Shawn and Jasmine! wewe two get two months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-3: Bridgette)
Bridgette: Yes! I got a -3!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Bridgette! wewe get a mwezi off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-2: Izzy)
Izzy: Yes! I got an -2!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Izzy! wewe get three weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-1:LeShawna)
LeShawna: Yes! I got a -1!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, LeShawna! wewe get two weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(0: Gwen)
Gwen: I got 0.
Courtneyfan6: Okay, Gwen. Go sit back down.
(+1: Scott)
Scott: Oh, no. I got a +1.
Courtneyfan6: I'm sorry, Scott. You're not in trouble; just a talk after school. Please go to the Principal's office.
(+2: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Hey! I got a +2!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Anne Maria. wewe have detention in 1 hour. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+3: Eva)
Eva: Hey! I got a +3!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Eva. wewe have detention in 2 hours. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+4: Sugar)
Sugar: Hey! I got a +4!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Sugar. wewe have detention until school ends. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+5: Max)
Max: Hey! I got a +5!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Max. wewe have detention forever. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+6: Scarlett)
Scarlett: No No No No No No. I got a +6.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, SCARLETT! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+7: Justin)
Justin: (crying) I got a +7.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, JUSTIN! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+8: Mal)
Mal: (crying) I got a +8.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, MAL! wewe ARE SUSPENDED FOR 15 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+9: Heather and Alejandro)
Heather: (crying) Alejandro and I got +9's.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO! wewe TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 20 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! wewe TWO ARE BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!
(And finally... +10: Amy)
Amy: (shocked) Uh, um, um, um, um.,, I got a +10. Can I please have another chance?
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT, AMY! wewe ARE THE WORST STUDENT EVER! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Amy runs off, crying)
(At the principal's office)
Female Principal: So, Amy, why are wewe here?
Amy: I got a +10.
Female Principal: (scary voice) That's it, Amy! wewe are expelled forever! Get out of here right now!
(At Amy and Samey's house where their parents and Samey are mad at her)
Mother: Amy, we can't believe that wewe got dead meat and expelled. That's it! wewe are grounded grounded for 6 years. Go to your room right now.
(Amy runs off crying)
Samey: Amy is a block head.
Amy: (Kidaroo voice) SHUT UP, SAMEY! NOBODY LOVES YOU!
(Samey started crying)
Samey: That's so mean.
Father: Amy, get back here right now!
(Amy arrives)
Amy: What is it, dad?
Father: AMY, HOW DARE wewe HURT SAMEY'S FEELINGS? THAT IS IT! wewe ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
Mother: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
(Amy runs off again, crying)
Mother: It's okay, Samey. Your mean twin sister is in her room now. She won't hurt your feelings again.
Father: Anyways, let's go have some ice cream.
(Samey and her parents went off to get some ice cream)
THE END!!!!
Dakota and Sam: Who wewe gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Lightning, Cameron, au will wewe pick Zoey?
Dakota: There's Lightning, he's an air head,
But he's been playin' hard!
Sam: Too bad, everybody hates him. He'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Dakota and Sam: Who wewe gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Lightning, Cameron, au will wewe pick Zoey?
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is Z-O-E!
Kickin' like a queen, sippin' maji ya limau, lemonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Mutant style, gonna take nyumbani the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Anne Maria: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Sam: He doesn't! Mike!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my girl Zoey!
Mike's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Anne Maria: Red's a boyfriend stealer!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Anne Maria: Vito's a dead man!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Sam: Cut! Stop the music!
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Lightning, Cameron, au will wewe pick Zoey?
Dakota: There's Lightning, he's an air head,
But he's been playin' hard!
Sam: Too bad, everybody hates him. He'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Dakota and Sam: Who wewe gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Lightning, Cameron, au will wewe pick Zoey?
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is Z-O-E!
Kickin' like a queen, sippin' maji ya limau, lemonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Mutant style, gonna take nyumbani the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Anne Maria: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Sam: He doesn't! Mike!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my girl Zoey!
Mike's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Anne Maria: Red's a boyfriend stealer!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Anne Maria: Vito's a dead man!
Mike: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Sam: Cut! Stop the music!