Rain stained the windows, as the rest of the Tendo bathroom was still...
"Duncan! You... You're a...Pig!" Ranma gasped leaning over the tub and getting a better look at the human.
"Ranma... YOUR DEAD!!" Duncan jabbed out his hand as it cut straight through the rag Ranma held before her face.
"WHOA! WAIT!" She screamed leaning back. She stared at his hand and took it away from the rag.
"So wewe did go to The Ground of Accursed Springs!" She said.
"Chasing you, I wondered throughout the vastness of China! For days I wandered... until that fateful day... Some strange girl knocked me from a cliff-- to the spring! Then... I changed! That hideous body that curses me... the devouring that nearly befell me... they're your fault Ranma! Because wewe ran from our duel!" Duncan screamed.
"HOLD it, you! wewe were knocked into that spring kwa some weird girl, right?"
"Yes. So?"
"So why should wewe be mad at ME? wewe should be mad at the panda and that g--"
That innocent panda, Mr. Saotome, opened the door and found two naked teenagers sitting on the floor yelling...
"P-Pardon me!" Read the sign he held, then slammed the door.
"A panda..." Duncan mumbled staring at the door. He turned back to Ranma, as she had her cute innocent expressing glued to her face as she looked back.
"Sooo... that girl... was YOU! RANMA!!" Duncan zoomed out of the tub and after the girl.
"GYAAAA!" Ranma screamed slipping and sliding all over the floor as she tried to escape.
"NOW wewe DIE!"
"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!!" Ranma grabbed onto a knob and twisted it as fast as she could, and cold water sprayed everyone in the room.

"Just cool down, Duncan. Let's talk this all out... shall we?" Ranma cooed to the small black pig on her back as it shivered.
MUNCH! The animal took a huge bite of Ranma's shoulder.
"YEE-OW!" She screamed and ran out of the room after frantically putting shorts and a towel around her top.

"Hm? What's this racket about?" Sofie looked out her room doorway and saw her house guest, Ranma, chasing after that little black pig.
"PIG! I try to be nice and what do I get?" Ranma called holding a steal pan.
KAPONNNNG! It hit the pig in the neck, but this time Duncan kept running, right behind Sofie.
"Ranma, stop! What're wewe doing!?" Sofie asked.
"COWARD! Hiding behind a girl!" Duncan leaped, trying to pounce on Ranma.
SLAM! She pounded his face to the wooden floor.
"Stinking pig! I said, let's talk it out!"
"STOP IT!!" Sofie shouted, grabbing Ranma's breast and pushing her down.
"GWAH!" Ranma fell to the floor, and so did Duncan... both weak.
"Are wewe Ok?" Sofie alisema picking up the pig. He shivered with sadness, and big drops of tears poured out of his eyes silently.
"Poor thing! Let's go." Sofie walked away.
"HEY! Where are wewe taking that pig?" Ranma shouted.
"To kitanda with me!"
"To... to... to..." Ranma sweated.
"WAIT A SECOND! That pig is--"
"Ah, that's a good boy. Don't cry!" Sofie kissed the little pig's snout softly with deep care and hugged it.
"AAAH!!" Ranma screamed.
"What?"
"Grrr... IDIOT! SEE IF I CARE!" She ran off.
...?

"Honestly, what's with Ranma anyway?" It's disgusting. Jealous of a little pig! Sofie told her self clutching her small black pig.
Jealous? Could he... No. it can't be that.

Once again, the small breaths and tick of the clock wandered the Tendo house.
SCUFFLE... A male-formed Ranma crawled quietly through Sofie's window and stared at the pig, even though he knew the small animal would hear him.
Grrr... It growled at him, baring it's small sharp teeth.
"If wewe don't want to be exposed right here... Don't make a sound!" Ranma threatened holding up a steaming chai kettle. The pig sweated, but stayed silent. Ranma reached for the pig, but Sofie, asleep, held it closer. Ranma managed to snag onto it's small bandana and snip it away from Sofie's hands.
CHOMP! Duncan once again bit Ranma's finger, but he didn't scream... only tear-eyed a bit...
He slashed Duncan flat against the wall. Duncan sprung back out of Ranma's reach, as he was chased around the room.
"Why... Why you--!"
Before he knew it, Ranma was gently teetering over Sofie's bed. He balanced himself slowly, trying not to fall.
DONK! Duncan bumped into the back of Ranma's head, causing him to fall and land on juu of Sofie, screaming. She opened her eyes and saw Ranma's sweating face.
"Uh, no, it's not, it's nothing like--"
WHOP! Sofie slapped Ranma clear off the bed.
"WAIT! LISTEN! DUNCAN--!!" Ranma screeched as she hit him repeated over the head with a bat.
"And just where..." Sofie shivered with tears. "Do wewe see Duncan, wewe pervert!?" Ranma was pushed out the window, and landed hard on the concrete mitaani, mtaa below the Tendo house.

The Tendo family, plus guests, sat around their breafast table, early the inayofuata morning.
"Ranma, if wewe going to sneak into a girl's room, do it quietly!" Sofie's older sister, Lucy complained.
"Personally, I don't think it's right to sneak in at all!" Kasumi commented.
"It just proves he's a healthy lad." Mr. Tendo said, smoking his pipe.
"More, please!" alisema the sign Mr. Saotome showed as he held up his bowl and chop-sticks.
"NO! NO! NO!" Ranma banged his head on the table.
How can this be my family? Sofie thought as she rocked her small pig.