Chris: *to the contestants* OK, so this is how it's going to work. Your first challenge will take place up there. *points to the mountain* To win Invincibility, wewe have to make your way to the juu of the mountain and find the key to the helicopter to get wewe the heck outta there.
Luke: Piece of cake.
Chris: Not necissarily, bro. wewe have to get to the juu of the mountain-while dodging cyphids, flying rocks, and explosions.
Veronica: Um, Chris? What's a cyphid? Idk.
Duncan/Jacki/Brittani: *snicker at the brunette dumbass*
Chris: Oh, you'll see. The cyphids are unmissable, as in, wewe can't miss them. Ha-ha! Ok, your first task is to put on these white alien jumpsuits *points to a shina filled with white jumpsuits of different sizes* and make your way safely behind a barrier on the mountain. Since Race to Witch Mountain is so long and has so many exposions, we will only allow the mountain to explode. Ok?
Duncan: *rolls eyes* Remind me again why I've put up with three seasons of your brunette narcissist shit so far, and I'm putting up with another season?
Chris: Because here, wewe can't go back to juvie. If wewe leave without officially being eliminated, I can send wewe back to jail. Are we clear?
Duncan: *sighs* Fine. But just for what I have to go through to stay hidden, I deserve my own bathroom. I am NOT going in those hobo port-o-potties.
Chris: *shrugs* Fine. But if wewe do, I'll take your Invincibility away for the rest of this challenge.
Britt/Jacki/Caitlyn/Destiny/Luke: *gasps*
Duncan: Fine. I don't need Invincibility. I have an alliance.
Dammit!!!!!!!
