Courtney:Gwen I want us to be Marafiki so I want wewe and Bridgette to come to my house for a sleepover.
Gwen:I don't know.
Courtney:It will be fun.My parents won't be home.
Gwen:I guess.[runs to Bridgette]Hey Bridge!
Courtney:See wewe at 9:00 at maple Drive.I'll be outside.
Heather:Nice going Courtney.Now wewe all wewe have to do is embarrass Weird Goth Girl and Surfer Chick.
Courtney:Why would I do that?
Heather:Gwen was kissing Duncan and Bridge probably knew about it.
Courtney:That's not true!
Heather:Whatever Ms.Goody Two Shoes.I have to a project with Noah in Science class.
Courtney:Why are wewe failing?
Heather:Shut up!You boyfriend-less freak![Courtney pours her coffee from her locker on Heather]
Heather:My hair!!!!I'm going to get wewe and Gwen too!!
[On the third Floor]
Geoff:Hey dudes,you want to go to a sleepover?My folks aren't home?
Duncan:I don't do sleepovers.
Trent:Okay let's have a party where we bring sleeping bags.
Duncan:Fine.It's just a party.
Trent:Yep."Just" a party.
[45 dakika before Courtney's sleepover at Blockbusters]
Courtney:I can't believe I forgot the scary movie.[PDA rings]
Courtney:Now wewe tell me.
Mysterious Man:Hello....Courtney.
Courtney:CHRIS!!
Chris:Hello Cour-
Courtney:I want Dawn of the Dead now!
Chris:You can get it but there's only one and another girl wants it to.
Courtney:Excuse me can I have that movie?
Girl:No!Especially since your that stuck up girl who likes that bad boy Duncan plus he's kind of cute.
Courtney:That's it.I would call my lawyers but know I'm going to kick your butt.
[Courtney punches the girl so hard she didn't get up au breathe]
Chris:That will will be -
Courtney:Give me the movie au I sue the store and have wewe fired.
Chris:Have a nice ...day.I hate my job.
[15 dakika before Geoff's "party".]
Geoff:Hey Chris Dude.
Chris:What's up Dude?
Geoff:I'd like Dawn of the Dead Dude.
Chris:Here's a fresh copy Dude.
Geoff:Thanks Dude.
Chris:You're welcome Dude.
Geoff:Bye Dude.
Chris:See wewe later Dude.
[at Courtney's house]
Bridgette:So guys what should we do?
Courtney:Let's watch the scary movie!
Gwen:Good idea!
Bridgette:Wait guys let me get popcorn.
[Bridgette calls Geoff]
[at Geoff's house]
Geoff:What should we do?
Duncan:I say we cut the crap and watch the movie.
Trent:Let's do it.
Geoff:I think my phone is ringing.
[picks up phone]
Geoff:Hey dude\dudette I'm having a party at my house so see wewe later.
Gwen:Who were wewe calling Ms.Bridgette.
Bridgette:Geoff.He's probably having a party with Trent and Duncan.
Courtney:How can wewe tell?
Bridgette:I heard a shriek of horror and a maniacal laugh.
Courtney:Oh well.
[At the school's science lab]
Noah:Okay Good Heather.Now it says in the book to pour the corresponding red tube into the the blue tube.
Heather:Which one?
Noah:The third darkest shade to the right ,but bluer than the first.
Heather:Forget it ultra dweeb I'll just pour it in this tube.
Noah:Heather!NO!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[In the morning]
Courtney:Gwen could wewe come downstairs please?
Gwen:Coming![Gwen goes downstairs into the kitchen]
Courtney:I think Bridgette's dead.[Courtney starts to weep]
[Bridgette gets up]
Courtney:Thank Goodness!I thought wewe were dead!
Gwen:Courtney get away from her,NOW!
[backing up] Courtney:Why?She might be hurt.
[Bridgette tries to bite Courtney]
Gwen:That's why.[Gwen takes a butcher knife]Sorry Bridge.[swings kisu through Bridge's neck]There.Now that that's settled we should-
[Bridgette's body gets back up and tries to strangle Gwen.
Courtney:I think I can handle this.[Courtney drops a giant vase on Bridge's head and they both sink into the sofa]
Courtney:That's it.I'm calling my lawyers.
Gwen:No your not because they're probably dead.First thing is what...just...happened?
Courtney:If the movie is correct she must have been turned into a zombie.
Gwen:Okay..so zombies need to be smashed in the head to die.
Courtney:Bridgette must have been bitten because I saw a bite mark on her hand,so that's what made her a zombie.
Gwen:I say we pack some things and go to Geoff's house to see if the boys are alive.
Courtney:What about weapons?
Gwen:We can hit zombies with your car plus Duncan might have stashed something in his bag.
Courtney:Good point.Let's hurry.
[by the boys]
Trent:Geoff it's me Trent.Stop trying to bite me!
Duncan:I got this.[smashes Geoff's head with an axe.
Trent:What's with the axe?
Duncan:I thought I would need it.
Trent:Well,I guess the girls are dead.
[cellphone rings]
Duncan:Courtney?
Gwen:Courtney's busy.Hit him!Hit him!
Duncan:Well I still want to talk to her.
Courtney:Hi!
Duncan:Princess!
Courtney:Totally not the right time.We're coming over.
[at Geoff's house]
Duncan:One...Two... Where's Bridgette?
Courtney:Geoff will be crushed because Bridgette is dead!
Trent:He's actually already crushed.
[girls look at Geoff]
Courtney:Whose the axe for?
Trent:Duncan.
Gwen:Told you!
Trent:Maybe we should continue this conversation somewhere safe.
Courtney:Good idea.
TO BE CONTINUED
Gwen:I don't know.
Courtney:It will be fun.My parents won't be home.
Gwen:I guess.[runs to Bridgette]Hey Bridge!
Courtney:See wewe at 9:00 at maple Drive.I'll be outside.
Heather:Nice going Courtney.Now wewe all wewe have to do is embarrass Weird Goth Girl and Surfer Chick.
Courtney:Why would I do that?
Heather:Gwen was kissing Duncan and Bridge probably knew about it.
Courtney:That's not true!
Heather:Whatever Ms.Goody Two Shoes.I have to a project with Noah in Science class.
Courtney:Why are wewe failing?
Heather:Shut up!You boyfriend-less freak![Courtney pours her coffee from her locker on Heather]
Heather:My hair!!!!I'm going to get wewe and Gwen too!!
[On the third Floor]
Geoff:Hey dudes,you want to go to a sleepover?My folks aren't home?
Duncan:I don't do sleepovers.
Trent:Okay let's have a party where we bring sleeping bags.
Duncan:Fine.It's just a party.
Trent:Yep."Just" a party.
[45 dakika before Courtney's sleepover at Blockbusters]
Courtney:I can't believe I forgot the scary movie.[PDA rings]
Courtney:Now wewe tell me.
Mysterious Man:Hello....Courtney.
Courtney:CHRIS!!
Chris:Hello Cour-
Courtney:I want Dawn of the Dead now!
Chris:You can get it but there's only one and another girl wants it to.
Courtney:Excuse me can I have that movie?
Girl:No!Especially since your that stuck up girl who likes that bad boy Duncan plus he's kind of cute.
Courtney:That's it.I would call my lawyers but know I'm going to kick your butt.
[Courtney punches the girl so hard she didn't get up au breathe]
Chris:That will will be -
Courtney:Give me the movie au I sue the store and have wewe fired.
Chris:Have a nice ...day.I hate my job.
[15 dakika before Geoff's "party".]
Geoff:Hey Chris Dude.
Chris:What's up Dude?
Geoff:I'd like Dawn of the Dead Dude.
Chris:Here's a fresh copy Dude.
Geoff:Thanks Dude.
Chris:You're welcome Dude.
Geoff:Bye Dude.
Chris:See wewe later Dude.
[at Courtney's house]
Bridgette:So guys what should we do?
Courtney:Let's watch the scary movie!
Gwen:Good idea!
Bridgette:Wait guys let me get popcorn.
[Bridgette calls Geoff]
[at Geoff's house]
Geoff:What should we do?
Duncan:I say we cut the crap and watch the movie.
Trent:Let's do it.
Geoff:I think my phone is ringing.
[picks up phone]
Geoff:Hey dude\dudette I'm having a party at my house so see wewe later.
Gwen:Who were wewe calling Ms.Bridgette.
Bridgette:Geoff.He's probably having a party with Trent and Duncan.
Courtney:How can wewe tell?
Bridgette:I heard a shriek of horror and a maniacal laugh.
Courtney:Oh well.
[At the school's science lab]
Noah:Okay Good Heather.Now it says in the book to pour the corresponding red tube into the the blue tube.
Heather:Which one?
Noah:The third darkest shade to the right ,but bluer than the first.
Heather:Forget it ultra dweeb I'll just pour it in this tube.
Noah:Heather!NO!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[In the morning]
Courtney:Gwen could wewe come downstairs please?
Gwen:Coming![Gwen goes downstairs into the kitchen]
Courtney:I think Bridgette's dead.[Courtney starts to weep]
[Bridgette gets up]
Courtney:Thank Goodness!I thought wewe were dead!
Gwen:Courtney get away from her,NOW!
[backing up] Courtney:Why?She might be hurt.
[Bridgette tries to bite Courtney]
Gwen:That's why.[Gwen takes a butcher knife]Sorry Bridge.[swings kisu through Bridge's neck]There.Now that that's settled we should-
[Bridgette's body gets back up and tries to strangle Gwen.
Courtney:I think I can handle this.[Courtney drops a giant vase on Bridge's head and they both sink into the sofa]
Courtney:That's it.I'm calling my lawyers.
Gwen:No your not because they're probably dead.First thing is what...just...happened?
Courtney:If the movie is correct she must have been turned into a zombie.
Gwen:Okay..so zombies need to be smashed in the head to die.
Courtney:Bridgette must have been bitten because I saw a bite mark on her hand,so that's what made her a zombie.
Gwen:I say we pack some things and go to Geoff's house to see if the boys are alive.
Courtney:What about weapons?
Gwen:We can hit zombies with your car plus Duncan might have stashed something in his bag.
Courtney:Good point.Let's hurry.
[by the boys]
Trent:Geoff it's me Trent.Stop trying to bite me!
Duncan:I got this.[smashes Geoff's head with an axe.
Trent:What's with the axe?
Duncan:I thought I would need it.
Trent:Well,I guess the girls are dead.
[cellphone rings]
Duncan:Courtney?
Gwen:Courtney's busy.Hit him!Hit him!
Duncan:Well I still want to talk to her.
Courtney:Hi!
Duncan:Princess!
Courtney:Totally not the right time.We're coming over.
[at Geoff's house]
Duncan:One...Two... Where's Bridgette?
Courtney:Geoff will be crushed because Bridgette is dead!
Trent:He's actually already crushed.
[girls look at Geoff]
Courtney:Whose the axe for?
Trent:Duncan.
Gwen:Told you!
Trent:Maybe we should continue this conversation somewhere safe.
Courtney:Good idea.
TO BE CONTINUED
