Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things wewe might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what wewe will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did wewe bring a alien here?
Chris: she sined up!
Luna: I was the first to sine up! haha!
Brittany: Can I suck her blood?
Al: Aliens don't have blood.
Brittany: Man!
Luna: haha!
Brittany: How would u know ur a witch?
Al: My frined told me that!
Brittany: Is she a vanpire?
Al: yes!
Brittany: oh!
Chris: let's do the first test! Today's test will be for the vanpires! ray your first up!
Ray: ok! what do i do?
chris: there is a dummy human that has Lost of human blood! What do u do?
Ray: i want to drink it!
Chris: Go closer to it and I will see what u do.
Ray: ok!
Chris: *wisper* That blood is really matunda punch! We couldn't find real blood!
Ray: Your blood is so tasty! I just want to......... *drinks the blood* hujambo it's not blood it's matunda punch!
Brittany: what?
lulu: He has real blood!
Lilly: let's drink it!
Megan: yeah!
Chris: Guys..... I'm the host!!!!!!!!! that's it for this eposode! Bye! *scream*
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did wewe bring a alien here?
Chris: she sined up!
Luna: I was the first to sine up! haha!
Brittany: Can I suck her blood?
Al: Aliens don't have blood.
Brittany: Man!
Luna: haha!
Brittany: How would u know ur a witch?
Al: My frined told me that!
Brittany: Is she a vanpire?
Al: yes!
Brittany: oh!
Chris: let's do the first test! Today's test will be for the vanpires! ray your first up!
Ray: ok! what do i do?
chris: there is a dummy human that has Lost of human blood! What do u do?
Ray: i want to drink it!
Chris: Go closer to it and I will see what u do.
Ray: ok!
Chris: *wisper* That blood is really matunda punch! We couldn't find real blood!
Ray: Your blood is so tasty! I just want to......... *drinks the blood* hujambo it's not blood it's matunda punch!
Brittany: what?
lulu: He has real blood!
Lilly: let's drink it!
Megan: yeah!
Chris: Guys..... I'm the host!!!!!!!!! that's it for this eposode! Bye! *scream*
Chris McLean was standing on juu of a snowy mountain side near 2 log cabins. There was a ski lift, a mess hall, and a winter sports activity centre. Chris faced the camera and smiled a dazzling smile.
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
Doc:Well,whos gonna stay?
Patrick:I WILL!
Dani:What?
Patrick:*runs away*
Dani:*crys*
Everyone:*goes in time machien*
Dani:*tears*I already miss him
Tammy:Dani,It's ok!
Kayla:Doc,where we going next?OOOO CAN IT BE AT A MALL IN 3000?
Doc:No!where going to the 1930s!
Everyone:WHAT!?
Episode 3:1935:YOU swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!coming soon!
PAST EPISODES!
1.)1888:Don't fear the ripper
2.)3002:Miz.Man's reveng
coming soon!
3.)1935:YOU swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
4.)2001:Christina Aguilera and the stage
Patrick:I WILL!
Dani:What?
Patrick:*runs away*
Dani:*crys*
Everyone:*goes in time machien*
Dani:*tears*I already miss him
Tammy:Dani,It's ok!
Kayla:Doc,where we going next?OOOO CAN IT BE AT A MALL IN 3000?
Doc:No!where going to the 1930s!
Everyone:WHAT!?
Episode 3:1935:YOU swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!coming soon!
PAST EPISODES!
1.)1888:Don't fear the ripper
2.)3002:Miz.Man's reveng
coming soon!
3.)1935:YOU swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
4.)2001:Christina Aguilera and the stage