Total Drama Island Article: Total drama Extreme rules ep 4 Kenny rogers edition!!!

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Total drama Extreme rules ep 4 Kenny rogers edition!!!

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: welcome to the most fast paced and action packed onyesha on tv to tarehe TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!!

Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge

Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-

Team uno:

Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam

Team Dos:

Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra

Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.

Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!

Kenny: hujambo its good to be back on the tv place

Chris: yeah

Duncan: oh no not wewe again

Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: ahh my face *on ground crying*

Raven: harold that is why i hate you

Kenny: *throws bottle at duncan*

Duncan: *ducks*

Harold: *gets hit again* ahh

Chris: just get on with the challenges kenny

Kenny: fine meet me down in the battle field in 5 minutes

Owen: did he say battle field

Zoey: its gonna be ok owen

Harold: yeah right I was on kennys last onyesha it was bad

Geoff: we are so screwed

Terra: yeah

Sam: ditto

*at the battle field*

Kenny: ok were gonna do the bat fetcher 500 to see who gets the first point

Duncan: the bat what?

Geoff: were so dead

Chris: wewe signed contracts

Raven: dam the contracts

Kenny: ok I will throw bats at people and wewe gotta dodge them

Terra: what

Kenny: ok for team uno its gonna be tubby *points to owen*

Owen: im not fat im super sized

Penny: worst line ever

Duncan: shut it little miss olympics

Penny: wewe wanna fight

Duncan: bring it princess

Chris: shut up everybody

Kenny: ok and from team dos the surfer dude *points at geoff*

*on the field*

Kenny: ready go *starts throwing bats at them*

Geoff: *ducks* this is insane

Owen: not the face *runs and ducks*

Geoff: ahhh *gets hit my bat in the kiwis*

Owen: ouch

Kenny: team uno wins first round

*camera goes to inayofuata round*

Kenny: inayofuata round will be tazer tag

Raven: what

Duncan: ahh just like juvy

Terra: im gonna sue this show

Chris: sorry contracts

Terra: ughh

Kenny: ok its gonna be the criminal from team uno *points at duncan*

Kenny: and the creepy girl from dos *points to raven*

Duncan: wait

Kenny: go

Duncan: i cant fight her I like her

Raven: *tases duncan* i win

Kenny: team dos wins sekunde round

Duncan: *gets up* owww

Penny: *runs on field and grabs a taser* I thought wewe liked me *tases duncan*

Duncan: ahhhh *has a spaz attack*

Raven: hujambo *punches penny*

Penny: *tackles raven* oh its on now

Raven: Bring it *punches penny again*

Penny: *falls down*

Chris: its over

Kenny: ok looks like team dos wins for today

Everybody on team uno: WHAT!!!!

Kenny: yeah the last challange was gonna be a boxing match

Chris: so Team uno meet me on the stage in 5 minutes

*camera goes to stage*

Chris: PLZ vote now

*5 dakika later*

Chris: ok the kura have been counted

Chris: it goes like this

Owen- 1 vote

Duncan- 3 votes

Zoey- 0 votes

Penny- 1 vote

Sam- 0 kura

Chris: so it looks like...

Kenny: *runs onto stage* hujambo guess what

Chris: what

Kenny: no eliminations this episode!!

Chris: what wewe cant do that

Kenny: im guest host so i can

Chris: fine no eliminations tonight

Duncan: yeah

Penny: ahhh my face still hurts

Chris: we will see wewe inayofuata time on TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!!

CyD12 likes this

123Jordan cool

RavenRox2 awesome ness...dos questionanos tho...why did the guy call me kreepy and why did i punch penny?

CyD12 cool!

CourtneyGirl yaaa uhh i don't really like duncan, i have a boy friend, and i think he is cute but i wouldent fight one of my best friends for him...but its just an artical so its great ^^

After the party (TDF Juno's story)

posted by gwentrentever

The moment i heard i was in the final 2 i was syced, but the bad thing was me and Sumer just became Marafiki and now we have to go against eachother, well the thing that made me win was the my step sister Heather kissed my cousin Duncan. Me and Sumer fliped, i was the winner, what was i going to do wiith all this money, idk, but i knew i was gonna throw a MASSIVE party, well the party is over, and i still have a TON of cash, so Me, Heather, and Duncan went and bought rediculous crap, and i still have a TON of cash, well i dont want to brag sorry if i was. oh and wanna know what Duncan did to me, HE TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF!!! i was being to over pretective of him so he tried to. the sekunde i crossed that finish line i was like WTF!!!I WON???!?!?!?! im sorry u Lost Sumer, i feel really bad 4 ya, and to the rest of u im sorry u lost, and Ela-fant UR A FREAK!!!!!i mean that, lol, ok thx goodbye!

Juno

Death: My Other Made-Up Camper

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Name: Vivian 'Death' Goldman. She preferes to be called Death
Age: 16
Birthday: July 24
Personality: Dark, loner, anti-social, hates sports, unenthusiastic, sarcastic, clever, pestimistic, goth, crossdresses
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, blogging
Theme Song: I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance
Friends: Ezikiel, Noah, Gwen, Heather, Trent, Cody
Enemies: Everyone else, especialy Courtney and Leshawna
Crush: Ezikiel
Bio: Death is a rich goth kid. She crossdresses because she doesen't want to be like all the other bitchy girls who wear skirts and tank tops. Her dad is a C.E.O, and her mom is a blonde model...

life after total drama ep.2 elimination....

posted by CyD12

Nadia: welocome machungwa, chungwa team!! this is the first elimination night of u as a team! this will be so great!
Emily: just start saying the names...
Nadia: as u know here in my island one siku u are in and the inayofuata one u are out! lets start!!!
emily...
tappy....
danny...
Flavio...
Paola....
courtney....
heather, kevin... one of u will be out!
Heather: ough! just say my name!
Nadia: not so fast-
Kevin: ok, it was nice to be here-
Nadia: Kevin sit down!!!
Kevin: *sits down* fine...
Danny: just say who is out!
Nadia: heather.....
Tappy: but kevin-
Nadia: WHY U DONT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!
Tappy: oh sorry
Nadia: ok, like i was saying, heather.... u are out!
Heather: what?!? u voted me off?!? ough! i want to see when u lose the game!!
Everyone: bye heather!

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Total Drama Freaks Chapter 1 -Candy Cane Cave Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

*Andrea stands up*"OW!MY HEAD!"yelled a unfilimailar voice from down the dark tunnel."Huh?Who's There?"yelled Lisa.Some people came walking toward them."Sorry did we scare you?""Don't apoligize.I'm Vanessa.And this is my freind,Ronnie."said Vanessa."I hit my head against the Candy cane wall."explained Ronnie."It's ok,you didn't scare us THAT much..."lied Sumer as she grabbed onto Geoff.

"Uh,guys."said Bridgette and Alex toegther."Wat?"asked Brooke."What are we gonna do?"said Bridgette."She has a point."said Cody."We are stuck in this freaking cave.""Ugh.... so...hungry...."said Vanessa."ME too."agreed...

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how my moyo was ripped to shreds, and then mended (the story of why i am mean)

posted by gwentrentever

my moyo was sweyed kwa an Angel named drake we went out for a mwaka and he cheated on me and 2 days later we got back together cause he alisema the kiss between him and Morah was a mistake and he asked out my friend oon fanpop over an i.m. her name was Megan(DxCluvr) so she yelled at drake and let me know what had happend...its like he took my moyo and tore it then threw it in my face...but another boy mended my moyo he is on fanpop i wont say who but wewe know who wewe are if wewe are reading...and now drake is gone outa my mind and its Drakes fault i commited suicide...he held me down and screamed...

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Total drama highscholl ep 1

posted by Fangirl99

The new kids left to right,Denise,tiffany,samantha, and jimmy.

Chris:Hello viewers! wewe remember me, Chris, don't you? Well if wewe dont, lets jog that memory. Theres been two seasons, TDI and TDA. This season will be TDH, also known as Total drama high school!Now, the kids dont know that this is a 3rd season. They think its an ordinary high school. But its really a reality onyesha that will most likely have brutal,disgustin,challenging, au all three of these combined, subjects ever other day. You'll get to see the drama during challenges, and behind the scenes drama as well. We also were in tafuta for some teens tro tell them that they were able to go to...

DxB upendo (episode 5 part 1:Mr.Smarty pants)

posted by gwentrentever

nyasi, nyasi kavu babe-Jacki
Hay hotstuff-Duncan
supp badboy-Brittani
hay hotte-Duncan
*kisses Duncan*-Jacki
i always knew wewe had it bad for me-Duncan
shut it-Jacki
be nice-Brittani
im not a nice person-Jacki
no duh-Duncan
ok well i beter go-Jacki
were u goin now wewe just got back from work-Duncan
have wewe ever heard of neighborhood watch someone could see me and ripoti me-Jacki
oh yeah well your no fun-Duncan
i dont care-Jacki

(Later in the day)

I HATE YOU!!!-Jacki
I HATE wewe TOO!!!-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR A MORON-Jacki
WELL YOUR A BIGGER ONE-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR SO FREAKIN STUPID!!!-Jacki
I HAVE AND I.Q. OF 160-Duncan
*they...

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DxB upendo (episode 2 part 2:The After Date)

posted by gwentrentever

DxB

meemme mout-Jacki
are wewe gonna kill Duncan?-Brittani
mmhhmm-Jacki
promise wewe wont kill him-Brittani
i mommise-Jacki
ok im gonna let wewe out-Brittani
ok are wewe sure she's not gonna kill me-Duncan
she wont-Brittani
*unties Jacki*-Duncan
*attacks Duncan*-Jacki
*pulls Jacki off* stop your hurting him-Brittani
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER TOUCH YOUR SISTER EVER-Duncan
he promises-Brittani
ok i'll buy it FOR NOW-Jacki
ok well me and Duncan are gonna go see a movie-Jacki
ok BUT DONT TOUCH HER wewe LITTLE MAN WHORE-Jacki
uh thank you-Duncan

(At the movie's)

ok lets ditch this place and go do illegal stuff-Duncan
uh idk-Brittani...

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I Gotta Feeling Lyrics By: Black Eyed Peas

posted by megaDUNCANfan

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night (x4)

Tonight's the night night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
and loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again...

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Barbrah, Sabrinah and Debrah! (Based on TDF)

posted by Darksiidee

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is salama with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...

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Total Drama Dance Chapter 2

posted by WrigleyRocks66

2: Arrivals

    A large mashua appeared at the Dock of Shame. Out of the boat, came Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Izzy and Cody.
    “KATIE!” Sadie cried.
    “SADIE!” Katie cried.
    They hugged for what seemed like hours. Izzy and Justin were talking, when Heather pushed Izzy out of the way.
    “Move over, crazy girl!” Heather screamed. “Hey Justin? wewe want to be my tarehe for the reunion?”
    “No.”
    Heather kicked him and...

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TDI fanfiction inc: A reason to blackmail

posted by TDIlover226

"Why would I tell you?" alisema Bridgette.
"We have our reasons" alisema Seiamica.
"I'm not telling wewe any of the 3 muscitqueer's plans!".
"You really have no choice" alisema Blake.
"You can't make me give any of my Brother's secrets away!".
"That is unless wewe want to protect your rep" alisema Vanita.
"What do wewe mean?"
"You know what, let's not interigate her today, we've already kept her in here long enough" alisema JG.

They possy left the room, and Bridgette thought about what they had said. protect my rep, what do they mean, I'm the nicest person here...unless.

Bridgette was worried, for the inayofuata few days she...

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TDI fanfiction: the blondey twins begin.

posted by TDIlover226

JG called a possy meeting in the lodge room, After everyone was sitting on the L shaped couch, JG turned on the flat screen TV. A tape of all the pranks they had pulled on Heather, Bryana and calvin. It made everyone in the possy laugh. "do wewe know whats wrong with all of these pranks?" she asked. Everyone looked at each other, "I don't see anything wrong with them" alisema Julie, All those pranks worked out perfectly". Everyone had to think of all the possy rules, and until they thought of what might be wrong with all the pranks, they would stay there. JG and Vanita sat in front of the couch...