~Episode 1~
Chris:It's season 4 *points out 4* of the hotest reality onyesha Total Drama!This season we told the campers that they're gonna be
living in a 3-stared hotel and the new season is gonna be called Total Drama Waiters,but instead of that we took them back to one
of their favourite places-Camp Wawanakwa *spreads his arms* in the new season Called "Total Drama Deja Vu".The new challenges are gonna
be bassed on old challenges as the campers remember the good-old times back here!O,that's them!*boat coming by*
Ronny:*supprised*We're back in Camp Wawanakwa?This can't be happening!What The...*boat horn*I was gonna say heck!
Noah:Are wewe seriously supprised from Chris' creativity?
Ronny:Weren't we gonna be on Total Drama Highschool?
Noah:I thought we were gonna be on "Total Drama Office"?
Cody:No...we were gonna be on "Total Drama Delivery room"
Ronny*disguisted face*Don't even wanna know what that is gonna be about!
Chris:It was gonna be about 28 teenagers living in a hospital and studying the human body.*looks away*But unfortunaly,the producers said
it was way too sick even for this show!
Noah:*mad*Hey,you tricked us!You alisema that this time it was going to be something we never imagined about!
Chris:And it is!*makes his evil laugh*
Owen:Ooo.come on guys!*enthusiastic*It's gonna be awesome!*raises his hands*
Katie and Sadie get out of the boat.
Katie:OMG!Sadie,we're back in Camp Wawanakwa,how cool is that?
Sadie:OMG!Katie,It's sewww radical to be here!
Katie and Sadie:*hug Chris*Thanks Chris!Thanks!
Chris:Seee?At least someone appreciates me!
Ronny:*confessional*Well,ok...I guess I was pretty rough!There's nothing bad about this!It might even be fun!
Noah:*confessional*Am I happy to be here?No.We are back in this crap-hole...AGAIN!I guess the producers run out
of their creative torturering spots!
Katie and Sadie:*not confessional*We're gonna have fun!We're gonna have fun!
Cody:This camp almost broke your friendship!
Katie:We know,but the fact that we're back again*sad music*makes me so happy and I guess this will be just like a...
Sadie:Deja vu!
Katie:Oh my gosh!I was tottaly thinking of the same thing!EEEEEEEEE!
Heaher:URGHHH!GET HIM OFF ME!*tries to get away from Zeke as he smells her head*
Izzy:Awwww!he just needs a friend*hold Zeke as a baby*
Zeke makes big eyes as Izzy is imba him a good-night song.
Izzy:*singing*Hush little baby,don't say a word,or Izzy will pop your brains off..
Ronny:*goes to Izzy*Oh my god!I totally forgot about Zeke!Hee-hee*looks nervously at Noah who lifts his eyebrow*Thanks
Izz!
Izzy:No problem!Let me hold him!
Ronny:*tries to take Zeke back*I'll have him please!
Izzy:*makes a little mad face*Don't worry!
Ronny:*makes a little mad face too* Oh,I'm not!But I don't think he feels comfortable!
Izzy and Ronny push their faces into eachother as Zeke watches their t-shirts.
He looks at the other boys and he winks.
Noah:Looks like he isn't that dum as we thought!
DJ,Leshawna and Harold come out.
Leshawna:WOw Heather!Ezekiel is kinda Hungry!Why don't wewe feed him your pony-hair,pony-tail.
Heather:I'm supprised wewe speak in Gwen language Leshawna!
Leshawna:What 'eva...Moove out of the way,so that Shawnie can go to...CAMP WAWANAKWA?
Harold and DJ:What the...*boat horn*
DJ:*covers his mouth*I was gonna say heck*looks at Harold*
Harold:*looks back at DJ**lifts shoulders*Nope,I was gonna say *boat horn*
Duncan:Girls,this is ridiculous!
Courtney*gets out with Gwen while fighting with her*This is not ridicuolous,Duncan!I'm just inaonyesha this boyfriend kisser
what I'm made off!
Gwen:Cheesh,Courtney!Ever tried the answer air?
Courtney:Grrrrr!
Gwen:Grrrrrrrr!*starts fighting*
Eva:*comes out and lifts Gwen with one hand,Courtney-with the other*If wewe guys don't cut it out,*mad voice*I will cut wewe out!
*puts them on the ground*Got it?
Gwen and Courtney:*whining*Yes..
Justin comes out saying nothing.
Beth and Lindsay come out talking to each-other.
Lindsay:OMG!And he was sewww prety,remember?
Beth:Totally!
Tyler comes out carring a lot of bags
Tyler:Uh,uh*tries to take a breath*Linds?Li-i-nds?
Lindsay:*turns at Tyler*Yeah?
Tyler*still tying to take a breath*Where do wewe want these?
Lindsay:I dunno!*goes back to Beth*
Tyler makes big eyes
Tyler:*confessional*Look,I upendo Lindsay!But sometimes I feel a little *waits with a guilty look**looks at camera again*Used.
Chris:Soooo!You're all here for the big supprise!
Noah:What big supprise?
Chris:The suprise that all of the fand are waiting to hear!
Ronny:*confused*I don't get it...
Katie:Oh,oh I know!
Chris:Yes?
Katie:*talks while looking at Sadie*You brought Blaineley back and she's going to be your wife!
Katie & Sadie:EEEEEEEE!
Chris*looks away and blushes*Ummm...*becomes annoyed*NO!The Total Drama Blog decided to ask their mashabiki what's right to do...
Noah:And?
Chris:New Campers are coming!We didn't pick them randomly,though!We wanted them to have a special role in this game!
We hear a mashua horn!
Chris:*looks at the boat*And there they are now!
The mashua stops.A girl comes out.She's wearing ripped daisy dukes,UGG's,a blue top,braided blond pigtails.She looks really innocent,but her breasts are sure big!
Sonnya(the girl duahh):Oh Meh Gawd!Zis place is sewww cewl!(she's Swedish)
Chris:Sonnya!Welcome!
Sonnya:Chris McClean!Owww I've heard of jou!
Chris:You'll be hearing for me for the inayofuata 8 weeks Sonnya!
Sonnya:Really?I thought zat Blaineley whaz going to host zis,ya?
Chris:*gets a little angry*Sonnya....Just go to the campers!
Sonnya:Okay,new(you read it like no) need to be sew angrey!
Another mashua stops by.A girl comes out.She's tanned and she has long dark brown hair.She's wearing a yellow Tank top,Yellow ballette shoes and kargo jeans.She seems nice.
Chris:Jane!How's it going!
Jane:Hey Chris!How's it going man!*gives fist to Chris*Hey campers!What's up!
Ronny:*confessional*Wow!She looks really nice!*worried face*Poor girl!
Chris:I see our inayofuata competetor coming up!
A boy comes out.He's wearing a red baseball hat,a white shati with yellow stripes,camouflage jeans and red sneakers.He looks enthusiastic.
Billy:Hey Chris!!Gimme me five,sir Bro!
Chris:*gives high five but realises that there is something on his hand*Billy!Dude!What the...
Billy:Oh,yeah I just remembered that there was something on meh nose!Hee-hee-hee*histeric laugh*I guees wewe found*laughs while going to the campers*
Chris:Dude!*wipes his hand*
Billy goes to the campers.He sees Gwen.
Billy:Hey chicky*winks at Gwen*I'll catch wewe lateh!
Duncan:*about to hit him*Why wewe little...
Gwen:Hold it Duncan!*goes to Billy*You know...You are kinda cute!
Billy:Moi knows dahling!*laughs histericly*
Gwen:I was being sarcastic snot-rocket!Why don't wewe go to live with the pigs!*looks away*Or with Ezekiel!
Duncan laughs.
Ronny:Hey Gwen!Why don't wewe pick on someone your own size!
Courtney:*defends Ronny*Yeah!Why do wewe pick on poor boys turned into psychos!
Ronny:*gives a little cute smile*Wow!Thanks Court!
Courtney:*smiles back*Anything for Zeke!
Courtney:*confessional*I don't give a crap about that animal!I wanna onyesha Gwen what I'm made of!Who does she thin she is!
Chris:If you're all done with your yapping we can continue with the welcoming!
Ronny:Sorry Chris!
Chris:Let me finish!We'll continues inayofuata time on To-tal Dra-ma Deja vu!*showing the whole island minimized*
Leshawna:Say what now?