Michael walks out of a kufunga chakula restaurant with a vanilla ice-cream.
His head shoots up and he notices the camera.
'Huh? It was today? Oh! Okay then,' He throws the aiskrimu at some scout-kid.
'Hey! wewe know what you're watching? Yeah, the Teen-FYI opening!
This is where everybody, and I mean; Emma, Coco, Sophie, Zack, Haruka, Teagan, Elen, Seth, Victina, Nevice, Dani, Danii, Scotty and Wyatt! These are the-not so-lucky teens who'll STAR. IN. TEEN.F-Y-I!'
(If this were a televisheni show, it would go to commercial :P)
(Then it returns with a limo arriving at a hotel)
Emma gets out while the others follow. She walks up to the hotel while everyone starts talking and discussing what they think will happen.
Nevice looks around with an mizeituni, mzeituni in his hand meanwhile Scotty watches him from one foot away, Scotty looked just once and saw those adorable black ears poking out of the shorter boys hair and he giggled.
'Hey, wewe like olives?'
Nevice was surprised so he had jumped a bit back.
'Hi! And yeah, I do!' He smiles.
'Haha, I can see that. Cute ears...' Scotty plays with them.
Nevice is a bit weirded out but it kind of felt good, so he just smiled and alisema 'Yeah, I know!'
'Hmm, so this is where we'll be staying at? This isn't anything like what I thought it would be...'
'Haha, no way! This isn't the real place!'
Everybody heard this and looked mbele where they saw a guy in his teens standing with an ice-tea in his hand.
'This is where you'll be putting all your stuff! wewe all get a room and you'll put all the things wewe packed in there.
wewe guys have 2 hours to un-pack, eat and shower.
Don't worry, there's a kuoga in each room.'
'Wait, why do we put the stuff here if we're going somewhere else?' This Haruka said.
'Oh, because once you're eliminated you'll be sent back here?' Haruka raised her eye-brow.
'So, if we're eliminated we'll be sent to a 5 nyota hotel?'
'Yep.'
'Doesn't sound so bad...' Emma replied.
'Oh, it is.' The guy laughed. 'Anyways, I'm gonna be wewe guys host, the name's Michael.' He winked.
'Congratulations, now, can we please enter the hotel any time soon? If we only have 2 hours, I'd like to get started.' Elen snapped.
'Okay, sheesh.' The host turned his heal and led the other teens into the hotel lobby.
'Okay, I'll be handing all of wewe your room keys-
Elen...Emma...Wyatt...Seth...Zack...Haruka...' And it went on till the very last.
1 and a half hours later
Michael forwarded a text to all the teens saying;
'Kay, kids, head to the dining room where we'll all eat lunch together!
Muah! ;)'
5 dakika later everyone's at the dining room
Emma sat inayofuata to Teagan, Teagan sat inayofuata to Dani, Dani sat inayofuata to Elen, Elen sat inayofuata to Victina, Victina sat inayofuata to Zack, Zack sat inayofuata to Danii, Danii sat inayofuata to Coco, Coco sat inayofuata to Sophie, Sophie sat inayofuata to Wyatt, Wyatt sat inayofuata to Seth, Seth sat inayofuata to Haruka, Haruka sat inayofuata to Nevice who sat inayofuata to Scotty.
'Hey, kids!' Michael entered the room.
'Hey, you're a teen, too, jerk!' Wyatt yelled.
Michael glared.
'Anyways, let me get started with the info, you're all going to be living in two cabins, one for girls, one for guys.'
Scotty raises his hand.
'No, just because you're gay doesn't let wewe have a pass to sitting with the girls.'
Scotty lowers his hand.
Michael rolls his eyes.
Sophie raises her hand.
'Yeah?'
'Umm, will we be living like those teens on TDI?'
'Haha! Noooo!' Michael laughs.
Everybody lets out a relieved sigh.
'You'll be living WORSE!' Michael grins.
Everybody gasps.
'What do wewe MEAN?!' Emma yelled.
'Hey, this is Teen-FYI, as in FOR YOUR INFORMATION, as in, when suffering, wewe always spill good stuff!'
'How does that even make sense?' Elen stood up.
'Hey guys, wewe signed up for the show, I didn't, so shut your mouth and SIT DOWN!' Michael snapped.
Elen sat down.
'Anyways, back to the info, wewe won't be doing any hard challenged that have to do with strategy au smarts and all that useless junk...' He grins as everyone lets out yet another relieved sigh 'You'll be surviving PERIOD.
You'll be fed only twice a day, you'll have to put up with each-others bad moods, you'll be going through lots of gossip and dramatic comments, you'll only get to kuoga once a week, some days if one team doesn't work hard enough, you'll have to sleep outside and not to mention you'll be either criticized kwa the public, nation even maybe world kwa your teenage stupidity!'
Everybody gasps.
'What! I wanted to be FAMOUS not famously CRITICIZED!' Coco fought.
'And, we're not even in teams!' Elen yelled out.
'Ah, we'll settle that when we get there in just 30 minutes.'
Suddenly Michael slips to the other side of the room and it turns out he just dodged a stab from Victina.
'Damn it!' Victina hissed and crawled back under the table.
'As I was saying...' Michael stood back up and patted his shirt.
'That's the rules, NOW EAT, cause you're not gonna eat this great chakula till wewe get eliminated.'
And with that, everybody started huddling to the chakula counters getting their meal.
'I really hope we won't suffer THAT much...'
Danii remarks.
OH THEY ALL WILL >:)
His head shoots up and he notices the camera.
'Huh? It was today? Oh! Okay then,' He throws the aiskrimu at some scout-kid.
'Hey! wewe know what you're watching? Yeah, the Teen-FYI opening!
This is where everybody, and I mean; Emma, Coco, Sophie, Zack, Haruka, Teagan, Elen, Seth, Victina, Nevice, Dani, Danii, Scotty and Wyatt! These are the-not so-lucky teens who'll STAR. IN. TEEN.F-Y-I!'
(If this were a televisheni show, it would go to commercial :P)
(Then it returns with a limo arriving at a hotel)
Emma gets out while the others follow. She walks up to the hotel while everyone starts talking and discussing what they think will happen.
Nevice looks around with an mizeituni, mzeituni in his hand meanwhile Scotty watches him from one foot away, Scotty looked just once and saw those adorable black ears poking out of the shorter boys hair and he giggled.
'Hey, wewe like olives?'
Nevice was surprised so he had jumped a bit back.
'Hi! And yeah, I do!' He smiles.
'Haha, I can see that. Cute ears...' Scotty plays with them.
Nevice is a bit weirded out but it kind of felt good, so he just smiled and alisema 'Yeah, I know!'
'Hmm, so this is where we'll be staying at? This isn't anything like what I thought it would be...'
'Haha, no way! This isn't the real place!'
Everybody heard this and looked mbele where they saw a guy in his teens standing with an ice-tea in his hand.
'This is where you'll be putting all your stuff! wewe all get a room and you'll put all the things wewe packed in there.
wewe guys have 2 hours to un-pack, eat and shower.
Don't worry, there's a kuoga in each room.'
'Wait, why do we put the stuff here if we're going somewhere else?' This Haruka said.
'Oh, because once you're eliminated you'll be sent back here?' Haruka raised her eye-brow.
'So, if we're eliminated we'll be sent to a 5 nyota hotel?'
'Yep.'
'Doesn't sound so bad...' Emma replied.
'Oh, it is.' The guy laughed. 'Anyways, I'm gonna be wewe guys host, the name's Michael.' He winked.
'Congratulations, now, can we please enter the hotel any time soon? If we only have 2 hours, I'd like to get started.' Elen snapped.
'Okay, sheesh.' The host turned his heal and led the other teens into the hotel lobby.
'Okay, I'll be handing all of wewe your room keys-
Elen...Emma...Wyatt...Seth...Zack...Haruka...' And it went on till the very last.
1 and a half hours later
Michael forwarded a text to all the teens saying;
'Kay, kids, head to the dining room where we'll all eat lunch together!
Muah! ;)'
5 dakika later everyone's at the dining room
Emma sat inayofuata to Teagan, Teagan sat inayofuata to Dani, Dani sat inayofuata to Elen, Elen sat inayofuata to Victina, Victina sat inayofuata to Zack, Zack sat inayofuata to Danii, Danii sat inayofuata to Coco, Coco sat inayofuata to Sophie, Sophie sat inayofuata to Wyatt, Wyatt sat inayofuata to Seth, Seth sat inayofuata to Haruka, Haruka sat inayofuata to Nevice who sat inayofuata to Scotty.
'Hey, kids!' Michael entered the room.
'Hey, you're a teen, too, jerk!' Wyatt yelled.
Michael glared.
'Anyways, let me get started with the info, you're all going to be living in two cabins, one for girls, one for guys.'
Scotty raises his hand.
'No, just because you're gay doesn't let wewe have a pass to sitting with the girls.'
Scotty lowers his hand.
Michael rolls his eyes.
Sophie raises her hand.
'Yeah?'
'Umm, will we be living like those teens on TDI?'
'Haha! Noooo!' Michael laughs.
Everybody lets out a relieved sigh.
'You'll be living WORSE!' Michael grins.
Everybody gasps.
'What do wewe MEAN?!' Emma yelled.
'Hey, this is Teen-FYI, as in FOR YOUR INFORMATION, as in, when suffering, wewe always spill good stuff!'
'How does that even make sense?' Elen stood up.
'Hey guys, wewe signed up for the show, I didn't, so shut your mouth and SIT DOWN!' Michael snapped.
Elen sat down.
'Anyways, back to the info, wewe won't be doing any hard challenged that have to do with strategy au smarts and all that useless junk...' He grins as everyone lets out yet another relieved sigh 'You'll be surviving PERIOD.
You'll be fed only twice a day, you'll have to put up with each-others bad moods, you'll be going through lots of gossip and dramatic comments, you'll only get to kuoga once a week, some days if one team doesn't work hard enough, you'll have to sleep outside and not to mention you'll be either criticized kwa the public, nation even maybe world kwa your teenage stupidity!'
Everybody gasps.
'What! I wanted to be FAMOUS not famously CRITICIZED!' Coco fought.
'And, we're not even in teams!' Elen yelled out.
'Ah, we'll settle that when we get there in just 30 minutes.'
Suddenly Michael slips to the other side of the room and it turns out he just dodged a stab from Victina.
'Damn it!' Victina hissed and crawled back under the table.
'As I was saying...' Michael stood back up and patted his shirt.
'That's the rules, NOW EAT, cause you're not gonna eat this great chakula till wewe get eliminated.'
And with that, everybody started huddling to the chakula counters getting their meal.
'I really hope we won't suffer THAT much...'
Danii remarks.
OH THEY ALL WILL >:)
Chris: So... looks like wewe guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the beach, pwani and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE kwa ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE kwa ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I sekunde that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are beach, pwani themed!!
Jared:Are wewe serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded kwa hot girls!
Harold:What do wewe mean wewe 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I sekunde that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are beach, pwani themed!!
Jared:Are wewe serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded kwa hot girls!
Harold:What do wewe mean wewe 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as wewe can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming samaki are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to swim!but kate couldn't so it was bye bye kate....who will be the winner?!find out now on total drama dynamite!the FINAL 2:megan,and selena!with everyone else voted off...these are our 2 finalists!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite....our contestants had to run against their will,and aydan cheated,and got elimnated..there is 5 contestants left:kari,nicole,megan,kate,and selena...who will avoid elimnation?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite!
ok what should we do?-Brittani
ok Brittani i want wewe on the drums and Duncan i need wewe on the gutar and i also need your help with imba and im gonna play the kinanda and sing-Jacki
ok sounds good-Duncan
(After they play the song)
ok what next?-Brittani
ok we should play "My Immortal" kwa Evanescence, Brittani i need wewe on drums and back up imba and Duncan your on guitar-Jacki
ok-Duncan
(After the song)
im not really comfortable with the name-Brittani
well any idea's?-Jacki
how bout "Immortal"-Brittani
ok-Jacki
im bourd-Duncan
well im leaving-Jacki
why do wewe always leave-Duncan
because i like to be alone-Jacki
whatever-Duncan
STOP FIGHTING-Brittani
were not-Jacki
LIER!!!-Brittani
Katie
Theresa
Jared
Jen
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ANDREA!!!
YES im safe-Andrea
bye Kaitlan-Katie
Bye well its been fun-Kaitlan
TUNE IN inayofuata TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "TOTAL DRAMA REALITY"!!!
NOTE:Seriously wewe have to remember to send me a message on who wewe want to vote off if your team losses wewe peeps keep forgeting
Thank wewe and goodbye