Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS.

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down 19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Smelly Flea Bag- Jacob
mbwa mwitu Lover- Renesmee

Fall down 19 has logged on
Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Tiny Freak 16 has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo EDDI POO!!! hujambo ALICE!!

Mind Reader 17- hujambo Bella! hujambo Alice!

Tiny Freak 16- hujambo EDDI!!! hujambo BELLA!! -snickers-

Fall down 19- What’s so funny Alice?!

Mind Reader 17- Yeah, what’s so funny?!!

Tiny Freak 16- LOL!! Edward your sn is so PREDICTABLE…I mean.. HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! And Bella yours is so YOU….it’s the first one I would have guessed that wewe would pick…well not exactly the first one….I guessed that wewe would pick something like EDDI POO’S GIRL..

Mind Reader 17- MINE. IS . NOT. PREDICTABLE! I bet wewe that the inayofuata person who enters this chat room will have no idea who I am

Fall down 19- yeah… well I couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed

Tiny Freak 16- ok it’s on EDDI!! BUT WHAT ARE wewe GIVING ME IF I WIN?! ….and Bella your sn doesn’t rhyme…

Mind Reader 17- what do wewe want?

Tiny Freak 16- oh…-smiles evilly- MWAHAHAHAHA!! wewe KNOW WHAT I WANT!!

Fall down 19- yes it does… f-a-l-l d-o-w-n….. sound it out Alice

Mind Reader 17- FINE. wewe can have Bella as your own personal Barbie doll and dress her up anytime wewe want…

Tiny Freak 16- YAY!!! And Bella just face it… it doesn’t rhyme!!

Fall down 19- WHAT!!! EDWARD MASEN ANTHONY CULLEN!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! OH wewe ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!! COME HERE!!!

Mind Reader 17- upendo wewe are over reacting….Plus she won’t get wewe cuz I know ill win!!!

Fall down 19- NO wewe DON’T!!! NOW COME HERE.NOW!!!
Fall down 19 has logged off

Mind Reader 17- jsdfhsdisdfjsdkjfkljsdfk***

Tiny Freak 16- Edward…. Are wewe still here?

Mind Reader 17- HELLLLLLLLP///DFSFHSJKDFJ

Mind Reader 17 has logged off
Vampire 18 has logged on

Vampire 18- hujambo Alice! Did wewe see what Bella did to Edward… HAHA

Tiny Freak 16- No… what did she do? And who are wewe any ways?!

Vampire 18- Jasper… and she just beat the crap outta him…iron skillet this time.. HAHAHA

Tiny Freak 16- OWCH!! HAHA…and why did wewe name your self vampire 18?!

Vampire 18- that is classified information… and what did Edward do to get that beating anyways?

Tiny Freak 16- im guessing that means that I really don’t want to know right?! And that’s classified information Mr. I can’t tell my wife why my screen name is Vampire 18

Vampire 18- yeah, that’s pretty much what it means…… FINE IF THAT’S HOW ITS GONNA BE?!!!

Tiny Freak 16- BABE JUST TEL-
Vampire 18- WHATEVER………..I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!!

Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Fall down 19 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo Alice… hujambo um vampire??

Idiot- hujambo Bella did ya fall down again?! HAHA MAN I MISSED IT…

Fall down 19- Ugh.. Emmett I didn’t fall down its just my sn
Idiot- AW MAN….. Well at least I didn’t miss anything ….oh I got to go Rose is calling

Idiot has logged off

Vampire 18- its me Jasper Bella….

Mind Reader 17- hujambo everybody……

Fall down 19- yeah…ok im just not going to ask because I have a feeling that I don’t want to know…..

Vampire 18- yeah pretty much….hey Edward wewe okay after that beating ?!

Tiny Freak 16- YES!! OH I TOLD wewe ID WIN!! IN YO FACE!!! OOOOH WAT NOW?!

Mind Reader 17- if wewe are so confident wewe wont mind letting there be another part to the bet…. Will wewe

Tiny Freak 16- nope cuz I’m going to win anyways so add away…
Fall down 19- ok but this condition better not include me…!!!

Vampire 18- am I the only one who doesn’t know what is going on here?

Fall down 19- yeah, pretty much….

Vampire 18- ok….so what’s going on

Fall down 19- um….. You’ll find out any dakika now…wait for it.. Wait for it….

Mind Reader 17- I bet wewe that Emmett will not know who I am and if he does then wewe can have what wewe wanted earlier but if he doesn’t then wewe have to shabiki me with a giant tembo leaf for one whole week saying EDWARD YOU’RE THE SMARTEST MOST HANDSOME VAMPIRE IN THE WORLD….and wewe have to bow and say ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY EDWARD….

Fall down 19- MAN I WAS LATE… anyways now wewe know what’s going on don’t wewe

Vampire 18- so Edward is trying to prove that his sn is not plain once again huh…. Will he ever learn

Fall down 19- nope… I don’t think so

Vampire 18- and im guessing he us going to give wewe to Alice for oh I don’t know…. Her to use wewe as her own personal life sized Barbie

Fall down 19- yeah pretty much
Vampire 18- figures…
Tiny Freak 16- YOUR ON!!!!!!!

CarlislesLover, bitten_byedward and 2 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever OK SO YEAH IM KINDA NEW TO THE WRITING FANFICTIONS SO PLEASE GIVE ME CRITISISM AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT...YALL MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THATS OK I JUST NEED YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT...SO PLEASE COMMENT!! THANKS

sami1002 this is sooo funny plz write the next one soon

ec_and_hg_4ever thanks ill try to update it as soon as i can

Edward_Bella234 thats funny!

emmett_luver i was cracking up you gotta make like a second on or something

Repo-girl Love it!

SenTay Lol "iron skillet" brilliant.

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if he never chapter 23

posted by KatiiCullen94

I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while zamani explaining that his family was going out for about saa and a bit for hunting,so i was nyumbani alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna onyesha that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that alisema PIG OUT! I also wanted to...

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My True upendo Chapter 16.Nessies point of veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

hujambo this is the l;atest chapter to the story, it is set when Nessie isfive months pregnant...x Hope wewe enjoy and keep your eys peeled for the inayofuata chapter...x
Amber/Twilightsauce

I slipped mums wedding dress over my head, it fitted perfectly. Mum smiled and sighed as she wiped a joyous tear from my eye.
“Don’t cry baby, Alice will kill us if wewe ruin your makeup she has spent all morning getting wewe ready.” She laughed looking at me with a delighted expression on her face,
“Oh mum! I am so happy; Jake is waiting down there for me isn’t he?” I asked nervously. I had felt a little queasy...

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What Would Have Been 16

posted by genyva

16. Wrong

I was screaming and yelling at Bella Cullen as she walked up the path to Jake’s home. Jake open the door his face was hard and straight. The look sent me back 10 years the first time he turned into a wolf, Sam’s face. I stopped in my path.

“Where’s Alison” Bella alisema smugly.

“You lied to me, she's not going nyumbani with wewe to night,”

Bella squinted her eyes, “Excuse me?”

“Oh god, no, please don't.” I murmured.

“Aly is sleep and wewe need to go home, if wewe want to be with the leeches so much then be my guest but then wewe have no right on the reservation,” he lips...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 17

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 17: I understand my mother a whole lot better now. (Renesmee)
We reached the river. Mom and I leapt across while Jacob trudged through swiftly, meeting us on the other side.

We were nearly to the entrance when Leah and Seth ran to our sides whining gently.

“I’m all right.” Jacob soothed quickly. “Alert the others, we’ve got company.”

Leah growled as Seth threw his head back, howling loudly. With that, they took off into the woods, running the perimeter they’d set at juu speed.

Rosalie ran out the back door, “What’s going on?”

“They’re coming.” My mother alisema briskly,...

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Kate's story 4

posted by reneesme15

Here is the inayofuata part in Kate's story hope wewe like it. If wewe have any ideas for the story plz leave me a maoni and i will try and add them in when possable. As always her thoughts are in italic. Enjoy.

I'm so nervous i'm meeting James' family for the first time, god i hope the like me. There's James, i didn't know what to wear so i went for the smart/casual look. So i'm wearing my white blouse with jeans and a waistcoat,it'll do. Gosh i wish he would stop beeping the horn. I grabed my bag off my bed, took one last look in the mirror and ran down the stairs two at a time. I got to the door...

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Love.Life.Meaning.Over 4--- Edward's POV

posted by taelor4twilight

PLEEEZ COMMENT!!!!! I use the maoni to decide if I'll do the inayofuata one! pleez pleez comment! thnx

We started walking down the long alleyway. I'm sure Jane was taking us to the sekunde entrance into the castle, for the civilians had seen enough already.
Bella was walking at my side, Alice on her other side. I was supporting most of Bella's weight. She looked fairly tired and worn out, and with as much as I've hurt her already, supporting her was the least I could do.
"So, Alice," I alisema slowly. "I'm not too surprised to see wewe here,"
"I am at fault. It was my mistake, and I had to set it right."...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 8

posted by Styfalie

I did this one a little differently. Make sure to pay attention to the POV shifts.

Thank wewe again for your inspiring comments. wewe are all very beneficial to the uandishi of this fanfic.

*Stephanie
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Chapter 8: Secrets
(Bella)
We hadn’t seen much if any of Alice for the last two weeks besides the bila mpangilio moments when she’d dash through the living room and up the stairs au down the stairs and out the door. I was beginning to miss her. Everything was way too quiet without her little trills of excitement and sideways jokes toward Edward and the other...

moon light

posted by bellamay

it was terrifying when i got the furst smell of her. the thoughts just could not be stopped the thought of loring her trapping her drinking her blood. Her smell was just so over powering it was so hard not to jump up and attic her drink her blood.
when class was over i just had to get out of there. when i got out of the class. after school i went to the office to get my scaggual changed she was there in the office the thoughts came back "never mind then" i alisema "i can see that it is impassable then" i'll just suffer then.
When i was out side it was ezer to deal with the thoughts. on the why nyumbani to drop them off.after they were close to nyumbani i whet to carlile and touled him i was leving and i gone for days

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Untitled - Part 2 - Chapter 1

posted by Styfalie

JACOB

Chapter 1
I loped quickly, leaping over fallen trees, dodging boulders and other debris on the path. I had to see her, find out why she’d left, see if she was all right. I couldn’t believe what Billy had told me when I got home.

I’d pulled in to find Billy sitting on the porch, his expression blank. He was staring out into the forest like he was waiting for something to pop out and attack.

“What’s up Pops?” I asked teasingly, ducking under the overhang to get out of the rain. I followed his gaze narrowing my eyes curiously. “Dad?” I finally asked.

“Renesmee took off that...

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secrets chapter 15

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

i can't think straight.i don;t know what is happening to me,every time i think of how to escape,every time he is telling me that he upendo me,edward's face keep popping inside my head.every time i am thinking of not being with him i feel empty.i think i really like him,no,i upendo him.

"who is he"darius shouted.

i didn't realized that i spoke the last part of what i am thinking.

"i told wewe before i will never upendo you.i upendo someone else"i said

who is he?"he asked angrily

"is he one of your new family?"he asked

i did not answer.

"i will kill them all"he alisema angrily

"i will not let wewe hurt any...

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Into Twilight Ch.2

posted by teamalice_0

So sorry I haven't been writting, my life has been soo hard latley. Sorry again!
teamalice_0
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"Hi, Edward." I didn't want to be impolite.

"Hello Cassie." We shook hands, I had gloves on, but I still could feel the coldness of his skin seep through the gloves. In reaction I pulled my hand back, it was really cold.

"Sorry about that."

"It's fine really."

Bella smiled at me. And Charlie suggested that she showed me to my bed. Carefully, Edward helped Bella up the stairs. I stood a few back, just in case.

"Cassie, I'm not going to bite." Bella rolled her...

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What Would Have Been 12

posted by genyva

12. Southern Hospitality

I stared at him repeated the words over in my head. How are wewe still alive? What does that mean, what did he know. Our faces were masked with horror his horror of my morality and my face Horror of the truth.

“What do wewe mean kwa that?” I alisema in a shaky voice, my bottom lip quivered and my body was ice. The pain of that siku came back to me for that short second, My hand on fire. It felt that way now. Kevin was getting hot.

“You were bitten kwa a vampire and your still alive. How!?” He tilted his head to the side, increasing his wild grip on my hand. I tried to...

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secrets chapter 13

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get nyumbani fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...

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New part of....Found Cullen

posted by ChickRiddler

Chapter 5. New Guy:
The four of us departed at once. We didn’t bother with a car, we just ran. It took no time at all, well, for me. I was there first. Seth was waiting outside for us. As soon as I got there I swept him into a hug. Seth and I had only met twice before, when he I had to meet all the werewolves, and then when he showed me one of the boys who was becoming a werewolf. (They wanted me to know the signs) But we just clicked. He was the only werewolf I felt I could trust.
He laughed.
“Hello Ali!”
“Hey Seth!” I pulled back from the hug. “Good to see wewe again.”
“You too,...

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upendo At First Sight Chapter 2

posted by xXjakeloverXx

ok, this isn't as good as the first chapter because its a filler, but stick with me. The inayofuata chapter will be better i promise!

Chapter Two

As the sun broke through my window, I sat up and gasped. Sun! There was actually sun shining in La Push, Washington! I jumped out of kitanda and rushed to my window, yanking my curtain out of the way. But as I looked out, it wasn’t the sun that was on my mind anymore. Glancing at Jacob’s house, the memories of the Mbwa mwitu loups came back to haunt me once again. I had trouble getting to sleep last night. The zaidi I thought about it, the...

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Comic-Fanmade

added by pameee

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Unknown Chapter 3

posted by teamalice_0

Edward's group came closer, and I could now see individuals. Edward of course was in front leading. I absoutly despised him, the jerk. The others watched him intently.

"Alice I have NO clue why wewe hang with this freak." He nodded towards me.

I was used to it, being teased kwa him.

"Your rotten Edward! She's my friend, and since when do wewe control who I hang out with?"

"Since it hurt my popularity. wewe hanging out with Swan." He almost spat my name out. He turned and left with the group trailing. Today was Friday so I would have the entire weekend AWAY from him.

"Oh and Bella tonight is movie night!"...

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Revenge chapter 4

posted by kayleebabee

end of chapter 3!!
"Umm Bella I think wewe should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. wewe have ten dakika to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.

P.s and be careful where wewe pull, wewe dont know what might pop out.'

Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the juu of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...

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secrets chapter 18

posted by bella01

[still BPOV]

he leaned closer to me.his face was only a few centimeters from mine.when i realized what he is trying to do.so i tried to fight him.when he is about to kiss me,i moved my head which made him kiss my neck not my lips.i immediately regret that because he is opening his mouth now preparing to bite.i tried to fight but he is too strong for me.i do not want to give up but i have no other choice so i just decided to wait for the pain to start.i closed my eyes and pressed my lips together.i waited but there is no pain.i opened my eyes and saw darius staring at me.then someone pulled him...

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upendo nukuu

posted by joe-edwardfan

1. "True upendo can blind wewe but at the same time if wewe let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If wewe do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in upendo at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...