Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS.

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down 19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Smelly Flea Bag- Jacob
mbwa mwitu Lover- Renesmee

Fall down 19 has logged on
Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Tiny Freak 16 has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo EDDI POO!!! hujambo ALICE!!

Mind Reader 17- hujambo Bella! hujambo Alice!

Tiny Freak 16- hujambo EDDI!!! hujambo BELLA!! -snickers-

Fall down 19- What’s so funny Alice?!

Mind Reader 17- Yeah, what’s so funny?!!

Tiny Freak 16- LOL!! Edward your sn is so PREDICTABLE…I mean.. HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! And Bella yours is so YOU….it’s the first one I would have guessed that wewe would pick…well not exactly the first one….I guessed that wewe would pick something like EDDI POO’S GIRL..

Mind Reader 17- MINE. IS . NOT. PREDICTABLE! I bet wewe that the inayofuata person who enters this chat room will have no idea who I am

Fall down 19- yeah… well I couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed

Tiny Freak 16- ok it’s on EDDI!! BUT WHAT ARE wewe GIVING ME IF I WIN?! ….and Bella your sn doesn’t rhyme…

Mind Reader 17- what do wewe want?

Tiny Freak 16- oh…-smiles evilly- MWAHAHAHAHA!! wewe KNOW WHAT I WANT!!

Fall down 19- yes it does… f-a-l-l d-o-w-n….. sound it out Alice

Mind Reader 17- FINE. wewe can have Bella as your own personal Barbie doll and dress her up anytime wewe want…

Tiny Freak 16- YAY!!! And Bella just face it… it doesn’t rhyme!!

Fall down 19- WHAT!!! EDWARD MASEN ANTHONY CULLEN!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! OH wewe ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!! COME HERE!!!

Mind Reader 17- upendo wewe are over reacting….Plus she won’t get wewe cuz I know ill win!!!

Fall down 19- NO wewe DON’T!!! NOW COME HERE.NOW!!!
Fall down 19 has logged off

Mind Reader 17- jsdfhsdisdfjsdkjfkljsdfk***

Tiny Freak 16- Edward…. Are wewe still here?

Mind Reader 17- HELLLLLLLLP///DFSFHSJKDFJ

Mind Reader 17 has logged off
Vampire 18 has logged on

Vampire 18- hujambo Alice! Did wewe see what Bella did to Edward… HAHA

Tiny Freak 16- No… what did she do? And who are wewe any ways?!

Vampire 18- Jasper… and she just beat the crap outta him…iron skillet this time.. HAHAHA

Tiny Freak 16- OWCH!! HAHA…and why did wewe name your self vampire 18?!

Vampire 18- that is classified information… and what did Edward do to get that beating anyways?

Tiny Freak 16- im guessing that means that I really don’t want to know right?! And that’s classified information Mr. I can’t tell my wife why my screen name is Vampire 18

Vampire 18- yeah, that’s pretty much what it means…… FINE IF THAT’S HOW ITS GONNA BE?!!!

Tiny Freak 16- BABE JUST TEL-
Vampire 18- WHATEVER………..I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!!

Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Fall down 19 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo Alice… hujambo um vampire??

Idiot- hujambo Bella did ya fall down again?! HAHA MAN I MISSED IT…

Fall down 19- Ugh.. Emmett I didn’t fall down its just my sn
Idiot- AW MAN….. Well at least I didn’t miss anything ….oh I got to go Rose is calling

Idiot has logged off

Vampire 18- its me Jasper Bella….

Mind Reader 17- hujambo everybody……

Fall down 19- yeah…ok im just not going to ask because I have a feeling that I don’t want to know…..

Vampire 18- yeah pretty much….hey Edward wewe okay after that beating ?!

Tiny Freak 16- YES!! OH I TOLD wewe ID WIN!! IN YO FACE!!! OOOOH WAT NOW?!

Mind Reader 17- if wewe are so confident wewe wont mind letting there be another part to the bet…. Will wewe

Tiny Freak 16- nope cuz I’m going to win anyways so add away…
Fall down 19- ok but this condition better not include me…!!!

Vampire 18- am I the only one who doesn’t know what is going on here?

Fall down 19- yeah, pretty much….

Vampire 18- ok….so what’s going on

Fall down 19- um….. You’ll find out any dakika now…wait for it.. Wait for it….

Mind Reader 17- I bet wewe that Emmett will not know who I am and if he does then wewe can have what wewe wanted earlier but if he doesn’t then wewe have to shabiki me with a giant tembo leaf for one whole week saying EDWARD YOU’RE THE SMARTEST MOST HANDSOME VAMPIRE IN THE WORLD….and wewe have to bow and say ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY EDWARD….

Fall down 19- MAN I WAS LATE… anyways now wewe know what’s going on don’t wewe

Vampire 18- so Edward is trying to prove that his sn is not plain once again huh…. Will he ever learn

Fall down 19- nope… I don’t think so

Vampire 18- and im guessing he us going to give wewe to Alice for oh I don’t know…. Her to use wewe as her own personal life sized Barbie

Fall down 19- yeah pretty much
Vampire 18- figures…
Tiny Freak 16- YOUR ON!!!!!!!

CarlislesLover, bitten_byedward and 2 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever OK SO YEAH IM KINDA NEW TO THE WRITING FANFICTIONS SO PLEASE GIVE ME CRITISISM AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT...YALL MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THATS OK I JUST NEED YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT...SO PLEASE COMMENT!! THANKS

sami1002 this is sooo funny plz write the next one soon

ec_and_hg_4ever thanks ill try to update it as soon as i can

Edward_Bella234 thats funny!

emmett_luver i was cracking up you gotta make like a second on or something

Repo-girl Love it!

SenTay Lol "iron skillet" brilliant.

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Truth Be Told Chapter 11

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 12: A Sleepless Night
Bella’ POV

I'd like to thank my best friend and editor kfchater94 for this amazing story.

“Come on Bella. We can both go get him.” Rosalie bribed. I knew it was killing her to have to give me up, but I also knew she couldn’t kubeba to see me cry any longer.
“Rosalie, I upendo you. Thank wewe and I hope we can do this again. I’ve had a blast and I want wewe to know so much about me.” I alisema as Rosalie carried me to Edward’s room.
“Sure thing Bella we’ll do this again.” Rosalie alisema smiling.
“You know what Rosalie under that hard exterior is a loving,...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 3

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 3: FrIends au Frenemies

i have to thank my amazing sister for all the help she gave.

Bella’s POV
I looked up to see Rosalie Instead of Alice. “Hey Rosalie.”
“Hi.” Rosalie alisema icily. “Let’s just go.” I nodded and followed Rosalie into her red convertible. “Don’t get your nasty fingerprints on anything.” Rosalie snapped. I slid in, put my kiti, kiti cha ukanda on, and hoped to god I didn’t make her upset.
“Rosalie, wewe don’t have to do this.” I alisema meekly.
“Bella, I agree this is needed. I mean if I have to spend forever with wewe might as well make it fun.” Rosalie...

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If Bella Was Born In 1901 Bellas's POV Ch2

posted by Renesmee_XD

" I can't really dance", I whispered regretting it but better to tell him the truth anyway.
"Don't worry I will guide wewe through. My name is Edward Anthony Masen and your is ?
"Isabella Marie swan but prefer Bella", I hated it if anyone called me Isabella unless they were an adult.
" Okay Bella wewe do not have to worry I will guide wewe through."
Then he carefully slid his hand through around my waist, making my moyo stutter,clasped my hand in his and pulled me close so our bodies were touching. This moment was so perfect I didn't want to end, just forever stay in Edward's arms.For dakika there...

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When Worlds Collide Chapter 2:

posted by JandMsMommy

Continuation of When Worlds Collide kwa JandMsMommy

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight au its characters.

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Do wewe ever have one of those mornings where wewe wake up, and wewe have to wonder if the night before was a dream au if it really happened? Well, this was not one of those mornings as I never did fall asleep, but I still had to wonder if last night really happened. My alarm went off at approximately seven a.m. as usual, and I slapped the thing so hard I’m surprised I didn’t break it. I contemplated feigning an illness for a moment so I could...

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West Coast Academy Ch6

posted by teamalice_0

I was still on the ground crying. Why couldn't they leave me alone for once, the press, the magizines, the news. Why me. They bothered me zaidi than my dad. He was the one with the money.

I heard Edward sink to the ground still in his football uniform. He hugged me into his chest. For once, I welcomed an embrace. I didn't care about anything. I wish I could disappear. I wish I'd never been born.

I clung to Edward and cried. I never trusted most guys around me, especialy the ones that 'cared.' Mostly they wanted to be 'popular' au 'money', but the thing that makes me disgusted, my dad pays guys...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 16

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I changed the ending of chapter 15 because it was crappy. So, enjoy this chappie!

Chapter 16
Savannah's POV

That was strange. What would Alec be doing up on this floor? I put it out of my mind. "So, what do wewe think of the hotel room"?, Claude asked. I surveyed the living room. pizza boxes, koki cans, bags of blood, and other things littered the floor. "It's... nice". "It needs cleaning. I know". I grinned at him. "Yeah. It does". He laughed. "So, make yourself at home"., He said. I cleared some pizza boxes off the couch. "So, where is everyone"?, I asked. "They all went hunting". "You...

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His Brown Eyes

posted by JacobsWolfGirl

Here is my first story =] I hope wewe all like it but I would like to know if I should write a chapter two =] Thanks ! ! =]

I thought that this songesha was going to be like any other move. Just a lot of driving and sitting and being utterly bored. Before I left I did research on this place called, Forks, Washington. All I could find is that it rained, a lot. I could feel my energy being pulled out of me. My mom and dad we enviromentalists. They traveled all over the world to research different enviroments. Now we were onto a reservation called La Push. It sounded interesting but I wasnt getting...

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My true upendo Chapter 10. Nessie Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Okay shapter 10 is finally ready and chapter 11 is well on its way (I think wewe will like chapter 11!) so keep looking for it!
aMBER/ tWILIGHTSAUCE

Everyone was on guard; I was still recovering from Nahul’s... I couldn’t think about it brought back the unpleasant memories.
I had been right about what Jacob and dad had been doing, Nahul was dead. There was however one consisting problem, the newborns. The strangest thing was that everyone went on as normal except that they whipped around at the slightest sound that could mean an intruder. It was funny, everyone was on guard but they all acted...

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secrets chapter 17

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

i am getting tired of holding the shield.i have to protect myself.they are still attacking me and i fell every force they give that is why i get tired.

"when will all of wewe learn,you can never touch me"i shouted tiredly

"you're getting tired ,aren't you"darius alisema with a smile

"it wouldn't be long until wewe can't hold that shield"the vampire named auestin said

they are right i am getting tired,it is hard to breath.'i can't take it anymore' i thoughtthen my shield disappeared.with that they stopped attacking me,then in a flash all of them is sorrounding me then darius took a few step towards...

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Letters from Edward Chapter 4

posted by team_robward

Chapter Four:
School, Again

I parked my car carefully, grabbed my bag and got out. Gemma and Erin, two of my three best Marafiki were waiting for me, kwa Gemma’s car.
“Bella, hey!” the girls called, waving.
“Where’s Nicole?” I asked, this was unlike Nicole, she was normally first here.
“She called me last night, she’s got the flu” Erin replied.
“Yeah, she was coughing a lot, yesterday” Gemma added. Isn’t that weird I hadn’t noticed Nicole being sick at all.

“Ding, ding, ding” “Oh, come on, let’s all have fun in history!” Erin laughed sarcastically. We all walked to...

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The Un-Expected Reunion

posted by midnight-dawn

Esmé P.O.V

Blood. Pain. Tears

And, I remember no zaidi –

My eyes opened to a bright, white light; I was in an unfamiliar room – a white room. I was popped up on a hard, uneven bed; the pillows that were supporting me were flat and uncomfortable.

There was as nurse at my feet, all dressed in white just like this room. She looked around until she met my gaze; and realisation filled them big onyx eyes. A smile creeped up her face and I was suddenly struck kwa how beautiful she was. However, she didn’t speak; instead she turned her face to the side, where I realised that there was a slight sound...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 13

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Same as always, I do not own the characters.

A/N: Please read and continue to give reviews! I upendo them. wewe guys are the best!

Chapter 13

After school was done The Cullen’s and I met outside in the parking lot. We had the same driving arraignments as this morning. I was nervous to see what Carlisle was going to be saying to all of us on this new threat. Would he want me to leave? I wouldn’t blame him for wanting that. All I knew was that I would do whatever it took for me to not harm my new family.

When we got back to the house, Carlisle was waiting for us in the open doorway of...

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moto and ice: Chapter 13: Normal

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I walked, not knowing when to stop. I heard loud thumps, I wanted to close my eyes, and I wanted to be with Edward. “You came” I heard that dark voice coming from behind me. I turned and saw him; he was smiling and walking closer to me. I started to back off, be then he was behind me. He grabbed me and threw me against a mirror making it smash. He tightened his crib, kitanda cha mtoto mchanga on me, I cringed in pain. He then let go, he cupped my chin, like Edward does and his crib, kitanda cha mtoto mchanga was not tight. I started to run, knowing it was a mistake as soon as took the first step. He jumped and then he was in front of me. “That...

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Stood up for kwa a Green Eyed Dream Boy

posted by vampire_girl120

Bella's school outfit

" BELLA , SWEETHEART COME ON UP SUNSHINE!", I heard my mother Renee yell up the stairs. I groaned as I got out of kitanda in my inayopendelewa pjs ( my moyo for yours t-shirt and black-white checkered fuzzy pants)." Coming mom." I got up striped my pjs and put on the outfit I had set out ( t shati says nerds need upendo too) then headed down stairs with my bag and skate board then headed to the bathroom to brush my hair then put it in a mini braid and braided the rest of it then headed to the jikoni for my toast( with siagi and honey on it! YUM) then plopped down at the table. " Can't I just stay home...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 12

posted by ISABELLA92

Sorry for the long wait I've been super busy and haven't had time to write. As always I'd like to thank my amazing editor(kfchater94).

Chapter 12:
Bella’ POV

“Come on Bella. We can both go get him.” Rosalie bribed. I knew it was killing her to have to give me up, but I also knew she couldn’t kubeba to see me cry any longer.
“Rosalie, I upendo you. Thank wewe and I hope we can do this again. I’ve had a blast and I want wewe to know so much about me.” I alisema as Rosalie carried me to Edward’s room.
“Sure thing Bella we’ll do this again.” Rosalie alisema smiling.
“You know what Rosalie...

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When Worlds Collide Chapter 3:

posted by JandMsMommy

Continuation of When Worlds Collide! :)

Disclaimer: Still don't own Twilight au its characters.

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I made it into the house really hoping that my parents were upstairs au something so I could get away without talking to them, but of course I was not that lucky. They were sitting in the living room watching something on TV. My mom asked how the evening with Isabella went, and I let her know it went well. I then quickly informed them that I had a ton of homework and got the hell out of there.

I knocked out my Calculus homework within twenty minutes...

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Dark and Rainy Chapter 3

posted by courtneykutie

This chapter maybe in other Peoples POV other than Renesmee's and Maggie's!
Chapter 3
Renesmee's POV a week later.....

"Hey nessie"jake alisema he had pick to me after school,since it was sunny out and Maggie au alec arent here,its not like i can drive but i look to young

"Hey Jake,I haven't seen wewe in a while"I alisema and gave him a hug,he smelled like the woods

"I know,I missed you"He alisema and spinned me around

"I missed you,too"I said,he put me down and grinned!!!Then i seen Tony walk up to us.

"Hey,So are we going to see a movie tonight?"He asked and smiled at Jacob,He frowned at him

"Ya,Im...

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A CURSED STORY CHAP:7 POWERS

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 7: powers
My head hurt to much I just wished to die I think it was worse than the venom that spread in a humans body to change it to a vampire as my old vamp friend Kayla told me how painful it was for her. i wanted to scream and make the pain less kwa screaming it out but my mouth didn’t obey me I tried to songesha my hands, legs but they wouldn’t songesha to it was like I was paralyzed my breathing got harder I needed zaidi air then someone touched my forehead and brushed my cheeks going down to my breasts…. thats what Damien always does! What's happening? is he doing this to me he likes...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 11 pt. 2

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I am sooooooooooooo sorry for that interruption yesterday. I just had a lot going on and I knew that I wouldn't be able to update again that day. Here's part 2. Enjoy!

Chapter 11 Part 2
Savannah's POV

"We have to go outside"., I told Alicia. "Why"? "I don't know. Alec wants us to". "Alright. Follow my lead". Alicia raised her hand. "Yes"?, the teacher asked. "I need to go to the restroom". "Very well". He signed a hall pass for her. "Thank you". Wait a little bit., She mouthed. I waited 10 dakika and then I stabbed myself on the finger with a pencil. Then, I raised my hand. "Ms. Cullen"?,...

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ME AND THE CULLENS - Chapter Five

posted by callejahLUVSed

well guys, i'm pretty sick (tonsilitis) and i been spending a lot of time on my computer so the inayofuata few chapters should be up soon! NOW IN THIS CHAPTER.. when bellas talking its bold and edwards talking its underlined... thanks for the maoni

As I roamed around the halls, I realised I was prolonging the inevitable, that eventually, I would have to sit inayofuata to Edward. I couldn't skip biology again because although Mr. Mason had covered for me yesterday, he probably wouldn't do it again... and I couldn't leave without Jacob again, so I decided to just walk into the classroom and ignore anything...