Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS.

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down 19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Smelly Flea Bag- Jacob
mbwa mwitu Lover- Renesmee

Fall down 19 has logged on
Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Tiny Freak 16 has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo EDDI POO!!! hujambo ALICE!!

Mind Reader 17- hujambo Bella! hujambo Alice!

Tiny Freak 16- hujambo EDDI!!! hujambo BELLA!! -snickers-

Fall down 19- What’s so funny Alice?!

Mind Reader 17- Yeah, what’s so funny?!!

Tiny Freak 16- LOL!! Edward your sn is so PREDICTABLE…I mean.. HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! And Bella yours is so YOU….it’s the first one I would have guessed that wewe would pick…well not exactly the first one….I guessed that wewe would pick something like EDDI POO’S GIRL..

Mind Reader 17- MINE. IS . NOT. PREDICTABLE! I bet wewe that the inayofuata person who enters this chat room will have no idea who I am

Fall down 19- yeah… well I couldn’t think of anything else that rhymed

Tiny Freak 16- ok it’s on EDDI!! BUT WHAT ARE wewe GIVING ME IF I WIN?! ….and Bella your sn doesn’t rhyme…

Mind Reader 17- what do wewe want?

Tiny Freak 16- oh…-smiles evilly- MWAHAHAHAHA!! wewe KNOW WHAT I WANT!!

Fall down 19- yes it does… f-a-l-l d-o-w-n….. sound it out Alice

Mind Reader 17- FINE. wewe can have Bella as your own personal Barbie doll and dress her up anytime wewe want…

Tiny Freak 16- YAY!!! And Bella just face it… it doesn’t rhyme!!

Fall down 19- WHAT!!! EDWARD MASEN ANTHONY CULLEN!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! OH wewe ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!! COME HERE!!!

Mind Reader 17- upendo wewe are over reacting….Plus she won’t get wewe cuz I know ill win!!!

Fall down 19- NO wewe DON’T!!! NOW COME HERE.NOW!!!
Fall down 19 has logged off

Mind Reader 17- jsdfhsdisdfjsdkjfkljsdfk***

Tiny Freak 16- Edward…. Are wewe still here?

Mind Reader 17- HELLLLLLLLP///DFSFHSJKDFJ

Mind Reader 17 has logged off
Vampire 18 has logged on

Vampire 18- hujambo Alice! Did wewe see what Bella did to Edward… HAHA

Tiny Freak 16- No… what did she do? And who are wewe any ways?!

Vampire 18- Jasper… and she just beat the crap outta him…iron skillet this time.. HAHAHA

Tiny Freak 16- OWCH!! HAHA…and why did wewe name your self vampire 18?!

Vampire 18- that is classified information… and what did Edward do to get that beating anyways?

Tiny Freak 16- im guessing that means that I really don’t want to know right?! And that’s classified information Mr. I can’t tell my wife why my screen name is Vampire 18

Vampire 18- yeah, that’s pretty much what it means…… FINE IF THAT’S HOW ITS GONNA BE?!!!

Tiny Freak 16- BABE JUST TEL-
Vampire 18- WHATEVER………..I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!!

Mind Reader 17 has logged on
Fall down 19 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Fall down 19- hujambo Alice… hujambo um vampire??

Idiot- hujambo Bella did ya fall down again?! HAHA MAN I MISSED IT…

Fall down 19- Ugh.. Emmett I didn’t fall down its just my sn
Idiot- AW MAN….. Well at least I didn’t miss anything ….oh I got to go Rose is calling

Idiot has logged off

Vampire 18- its me Jasper Bella….

Mind Reader 17- hujambo everybody……

Fall down 19- yeah…ok im just not going to ask because I have a feeling that I don’t want to know…..

Vampire 18- yeah pretty much….hey Edward wewe okay after that beating ?!

Tiny Freak 16- YES!! OH I TOLD wewe ID WIN!! IN YO FACE!!! OOOOH WAT NOW?!

Mind Reader 17- if wewe are so confident wewe wont mind letting there be another part to the bet…. Will wewe

Tiny Freak 16- nope cuz I’m going to win anyways so add away…
Fall down 19- ok but this condition better not include me…!!!

Vampire 18- am I the only one who doesn’t know what is going on here?

Fall down 19- yeah, pretty much….

Vampire 18- ok….so what’s going on

Fall down 19- um….. You’ll find out any dakika now…wait for it.. Wait for it….

Mind Reader 17- I bet wewe that Emmett will not know who I am and if he does then wewe can have what wewe wanted earlier but if he doesn’t then wewe have to shabiki me with a giant tembo leaf for one whole week saying EDWARD YOU’RE THE SMARTEST MOST HANDSOME VAMPIRE IN THE WORLD….and wewe have to bow and say ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY EDWARD….

Fall down 19- MAN I WAS LATE… anyways now wewe know what’s going on don’t wewe

Vampire 18- so Edward is trying to prove that his sn is not plain once again huh…. Will he ever learn

Fall down 19- nope… I don’t think so

Vampire 18- and im guessing he us going to give wewe to Alice for oh I don’t know…. Her to use wewe as her own personal life sized Barbie

Fall down 19- yeah pretty much
Vampire 18- figures…
Tiny Freak 16- YOUR ON!!!!!!!

CarlislesLover, bitten_byedward and 2 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever OK SO YEAH IM KINDA NEW TO THE WRITING FANFICTIONS SO PLEASE GIVE ME CRITISISM AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT...YALL MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THATS OK I JUST NEED YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT...SO PLEASE COMMENT!! THANKS

sami1002 this is sooo funny plz write the next one soon

ec_and_hg_4ever thanks ill try to update it as soon as i can

Edward_Bella234 thats funny!

emmett_luver i was cracking up you gotta make like a second on or something

Repo-girl Love it!

SenTay Lol "iron skillet" brilliant.

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If Bella Was Born in 1901 Edwards POV Ch1

posted by Renesmee_XD

Tried using Midnight Sun and Anne of Green Gables
for ideas

It was so frustrating, Tanya knew I didn’t return her feelings of me yet she tried to court me. I seriously did not get it why her and her sisters and Marafiki passed around upendo notes passed around upendo notes au upendo letters to us guys and then not signing them it was very annoying. I knew Tanya was expecting me to chose her as my dance partner but there was no chance. I would pick her. As I glanced around the room, it looked alienish the basement was too… different would be the word instead of the usual bleak white I was used to,...

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Valentines siku - Part One

posted by sophiejvc

It was a long night. Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep. Thats one of the things I miss about my human life.
As the sun rised, it beamed through the windows of our cottage and our skin glistened like diamonds. Edward looked at me and smiled his crooked smile I've always loved. I had a good feeling of what he was about to say.
"Happy Valentines day!" He alisema it so enthusiastically.
I forced out a smile "And happy Valentines siku to you" My voice croaked.
I hope he hasnt planed anything. He knows I hate celebrating things and...
"I've organised a party." He alisema before I could finish my thinking....

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 17 Jacob's POV and Edward's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! As a treat, I have a Jacob and an Edward POV for you. Enjoy!

Chapter 17
Jacob's POV

I couldn't believe what that bloodsucker did. He Lost her. In the past, I couldn't stand him but, this was unforgivable. But, I still loved Bella. "Give it a rest, Jacob.", Leah thought. "You didn't imprint on her so, she's not your mate". "Shut up Leah. Sam didn't imprint on wewe so, wewe give it a rest". She howled. "I'll get wewe for that"., she thought. I ran back to the Cullen house and phased back. There was an entire outfit layed out for me on the doorstep. I changed and went inside. "Ew, who let the...

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When The siku Met The Night; Jacob and Renesmee :D

posted by StaceyCakes

I woke up drenched in sweat. It was the middle of the night. I could see the moon out of my window.
I found it beautiful most days but today it terrified me. This dream I had was... Interesting, In a very-scary-oh-my-goodness-I'm-going-to-pee-my-pants sort of way. I was on a cliff, I don't know what I was doing. My head was on my knees and tears were streaming down my cheeks. I was actually crying. I had never once cried in my whole (now four) years of existence.

I vaguely remember a hand. A warm brown hand, wiping my tears away. A breeze had caught on the cliff and it whispered my imprint. A...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 32

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! This is the sekunde chapter for today! I will be all caught up after this and then, I will write more! Enjoy!

Chapter 32
Bella's POV

"Hunting"?, I asked. Edward nodded. "Would I hunt humans au animals"? It was a stupid question. "Animals. James and I talked". "Ok". "And then, we'll see Savannah". "Ok". "Hang on"!, Alice said. "What"?, I asked. "No Alice". "Edward, we had an agreement". "Fine". "What"?, I asked again fearfully. Alice took my hand. "Come on, you'll see". I did see. Alice dressed me up like a barbie doll. Again. "Ok. Now look". She steered me toward a mirror. I looked in the...

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Love.Life.Meaning.Over 2--- Edward's POV

posted by taelor4twilight

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez comment!!!! I used most of the part about the phone call from Stephenie Meyer's website but everything else is my idea.

Today, I simply took the liberty of turning my cell phone off.

I did not call Emmett, which I sort of feel bad about, but I couldn't take another phone call. I couldn't risk one having the same amount of pain that Alice's did. I'm very selfish.
Here I sit, in the same attic I was in before, in the same position. I've been thinking about going back, which might be the reason why my image of Bella behind my eyes, is happier. I was causing my family so much...

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Bedward

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Sinema ya Twilight

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Bedward

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Twilight pics

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moto and Ice: Chapter 3: The Cullens

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I woke up and saw a bright light shining at my eyes, I closed them shut. "Oh sorry about that, Bella" A mans voice said. I opened my eyes and saw a tall pale man. I looked around the room. I was in a hospital. "What happened?" I asked. The man had light blond hair, he smiled. "Bella, wewe crashed your car into a tree" He informed me. I closed my eyes. "I know it must be hard but theres not much to recover" He said, he alisema this like he didn't want me to remember. "Umm wheres Charlie" I said. he smiled that same smile. "Oh, heres getting coffee, and anyway i'm Dr. Cullen" His words shook into...

Edward na Bella

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Bella's New Family Chapter 4

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Same as before. I only own the idea.

A/N: Thank all of wewe who have taken the time to read my story and those who want to see more. I am so happy that wewe enjoy it. If wewe could, please fill out a review. Even if it is just to say keep up the good work. Thanks!!!

Chapter 4

I woke up just as the sun was coming up. I rubbed my eyes and ran my fingers through my hair. Knowing that today was going to be the longest siku of my life, I got up and stretched. kwa the looks of it, Alice was already up and dressed. And she had my clothes laid out on a chair for me. I got my toiletries together...

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secrets chapter 4

posted by bella01

[Edward POV]
I know I'm impatient,no I'm getting angry with the plane where my Isabella is riding.'No,no,no, she is not mine.She is my sister now'.Finally,the plane has landed.Alice is jumping up and down now.She is annoying but I upendo her.She is my inayopendelewa sister.I got worried because there is still no sign of a girl name Isabella.'Edward,please calm down'Jasper thought.'Hahaha,Edward is in upendo with our new sister'Emmett thought.'Isabella shopping shopping dress up'Alice thought.Then when I'm about to ask Alice where is Isabella.A beautiful girl came out the door.She looks so fragile.She...

Edward na Bella

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse) Chapter 3 -Questions Answered.

posted by paniclover21

Best time of the day: seventh period five dakika left until the kengele rings. I sat in my dawati inayofuata to Edward, tapping my foot nervously. He reached over and put his hand on my leg to stop it.

“ Are wewe anxious for some reason?” He wondered
His hand lingered on my thigh.

“You’ll find out soon enough.” I alisema grinning to myself. His eyebrows pushed together, and I laughed out loud.

He grinned-removed his arm from my leg- but remained suspicious.

The final kengele rang, and I let out a sigh of relief. He led me to his car where Alice joined us. “We can go shopping inayofuata week. Jaz and I have...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 12

posted by Styfalie

Here it is, kwa maarufu demand, Chapter 12!

There will be a slight delay on Chapter 13 as it needs some serious proof reading, but it should be up kwa the weekend, I hope.

Please be patient with me for the rest. I've just started a job and with that and school I will be quite busy.

Thank wewe all again. I know, I know. I thank wewe every time I put in an author's note. But I can't help it. I appreciate you're kusoma my work zaidi than anyone will ever know!

Thank wewe & Peace.
Stephanie
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Chapter 12: Consultation (Bella)
I paced back and forth in front...