Hello, everyone. And, I give wewe the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.
kitanda Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of kitanda bugs. That’s dried kitanda bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. wewe can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once wewe get them, wewe might as well burn the house down, au you’re fucked.
pickle Jar Lids - What is it with chakula and being so fucking hard to open? pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard wewe try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. wewe can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, wewe will never open this lid, unless wewe get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard wewe try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. wewe can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. wewe always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t wewe upendo it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of chakula on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio muziki - Now, this is why I listen to muziki on my Ipod. muziki on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate watu mashuhuri and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the muziki that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear muziki on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time wewe go there, wewe are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every swali wewe give them. They always ignore you, no matter what wewe do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if wewe don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time wewe wait, the guy in front of wewe is uandishi a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would wewe ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what wewe are doing, wewe always get stuck in a traffic jam. wewe will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of wewe finally move, some asshole inayofuata to wewe cuts right in front of you, forcing wewe to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, wewe thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore wewe and try to act as rude as possible, kwa having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
krisimasi Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after krisimasi is over. All wewe get is a feeling of sadness, because wewe wanted zaidi stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, wewe may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and wewe got to upendo taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the punda to get set up, and now wewe got to take it down afterward. Yeah, krisimasi is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. wewe can’t kumeza it, au eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes wewe want to ngumi, punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If wewe step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real bitch, kahaba to scrap off and wewe just want to ngumi, punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, wewe know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild wanyama over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football shabiki (Like mine) and he brings his Marafiki over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done kwa grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control au something… au am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if wewe guys can tell me zaidi things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
kitanda Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of kitanda bugs. That’s dried kitanda bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. wewe can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once wewe get them, wewe might as well burn the house down, au you’re fucked.
pickle Jar Lids - What is it with chakula and being so fucking hard to open? pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard wewe try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. wewe can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, wewe will never open this lid, unless wewe get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard wewe try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. wewe can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. wewe always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t wewe upendo it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of chakula on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio muziki - Now, this is why I listen to muziki on my Ipod. muziki on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate watu mashuhuri and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the muziki that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear muziki on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time wewe go there, wewe are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every swali wewe give them. They always ignore you, no matter what wewe do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if wewe don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time wewe wait, the guy in front of wewe is uandishi a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would wewe ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what wewe are doing, wewe always get stuck in a traffic jam. wewe will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of wewe finally move, some asshole inayofuata to wewe cuts right in front of you, forcing wewe to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, wewe thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore wewe and try to act as rude as possible, kwa having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
krisimasi Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after krisimasi is over. All wewe get is a feeling of sadness, because wewe wanted zaidi stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, wewe may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and wewe got to upendo taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the punda to get set up, and now wewe got to take it down afterward. Yeah, krisimasi is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. wewe can’t kumeza it, au eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes wewe want to ngumi, punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If wewe step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real bitch, kahaba to scrap off and wewe just want to ngumi, punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, wewe know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild wanyama over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football shabiki (Like mine) and he brings his Marafiki over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done kwa grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control au something… au am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if wewe guys can tell me zaidi things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my inayopendelewa fighting game franchise ever. I upendo playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my inayopendelewa so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, au the Tekken tournament, hosted kwa the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
Well, as of this date, this is the most hivi karibuni game I have in the orodha of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a zaidi in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the juu 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the mwaka 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in sinema like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like uyoga Men and the No zaidi Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But wewe know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if wewe were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror sinema didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror mashabiki motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I upendo Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a shabiki of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.
Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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