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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve alisema before that I known Zombie zaidi for his sinema rather than his music, and this is one of the sinema I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… au it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to talk about Zombie’s…. magnum Opus? Maybe?.... It’s The Devil’s Rejects.



The Devil’s Rejects takes place right after another Zombie movie, House of 1000 Corpses (I’ve never seen it au heard anyone say anything good about it, so I doubt I’m missing out), about the Firefly family, consisting of Rufus, Mother Firefly, Otis, and Baby… Well, zaidi of just Otis and Baby, since Rufus gets killed and Mother Firefly gets captured kwa police. Anyway, Otis and Baby are trying to escape the police, who are hunting them down for over 75 accounts of homicide, with the help of Captain Spaulding, the psychotic killer clown who has, as Sheriff John Quincey Wydell does whatever he can to find and capture, au just kill, the remaining members of the Firefly family. Sounds pretty normal, but I gotta tell wewe all right now, this movie is… Well, how do I put it……. This movie is incredibly fucked.



The Devil’s Reject is probably the most hardest to watch horror movie so far of October Movie Marathon. The characters in this movie are all screwed up in the worst possible way. Otis is always beating, abusing, and raping women (And there is a scene of all three on this movie), Baby is always enjoying the suffering of others and forcing them to harm each other, Spaulding is just screwed up in general, and even Sheriff Wydell goes insane kwa the end of the movie, where (Spoilers) he just tortures the Firefly family in the same fashion they tortured their own victims, not even caring about what it means to be a police officer at this point. And the gore in this movie is too realistic. I’ve heard that Rob Zombie, whenever he makes a horror movie, he focuses too much on the gore, and not enough on the… everything else. In the Halloween Remake, yes, definitely. But here… well, yes, there’s lot of it, but I think that he managed to make the characters way zaidi scary.



I think the scariest character in this movie is Captain Spaulding. And I’m not just saying that because he’s a clown… I mean, it helps, but still. The thing that I think makes him zaidi scary is how he behaves. Sure, he’s a crazed serial killer who is always guaranteed to do something horrible in every scene he’s in, but the thing that makes him scary is how he talks to people. He is either calm and collective, speaking in a disturbingly soft tone, au he is laughing like crazy and shouting at a panicking individual, who has no idea what’s going on. Sid Haig gave such a great performance of this character, and it appears to have paid off, since he was the shabiki inayopendelewa (Yes, this movie has fans. It is a cult movie, which I seem to be reviewing a lot of this month, huh?). But Sheriff Wydell is also pretty disturbing. (Spoilers), his brother is killed kwa the Firefly family, so he just loses his sanity, and when he does manage to capture them, he does what he can to torture them in the same fashion as they did their victims. Even the person who is supposed to be the good guy is screwed up in the head kwa the end of the movie. I never thought wewe could get your one sane character to lose it kwa the end. Than again, what was I expecting from a movie like this?



Well, I can definitely say this, the movie was definitely creepy enough for this month. I think we may have the scariest movie so far. I think it does get a pass, but I don’t want to watch it again, because it’s too much for me to handle. I only run into a few sinema that I only watch once and never again, like 120 Days of Sodom au The Human Centipede. Sure, The Devil’s Rejects is NOWHERE as bad as those two, but… There’s just some scenes that I couldn’t handle. At least I did enjoy the characters and the acting, and some of the scenes in it. The movie may have not been loved kwa critics, but it did get some mashabiki to gain cult status, to where wewe can buy toys of Captain Spaulding. Make toys of a crazed murderer, why not. Also, this was also the last film that Matthew McGrory worked on before his death, who wewe may know for other terrifying films like Big samaki and Bubble Boy (A movie scary for other reasons). All I can say is, what a way to go. So, Devil’s Rejects. A… good movie? I think. Just make sure to be prepared for some messed up scenes. Take care.

Up inayofuata on October Movie Marathon: Dracula in the new millennium

So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a Youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas kwa Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the mwandishi actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...
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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.


TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.


upinde wa mvua DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can wewe blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did wewe find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant moto in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, wewe guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to onyesha this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens shina and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun,...
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When it comes to video games, we all have many, many, many different opinions… And some of those opinions may just get wewe castrated and hunted like some filthy animal for sport… what I’m trying to say is that there are some opinions that are not so maarufu in the gaming community, and those opinions could lead to some… disagreements within alisema community. I don’t see myself as having so much opposite opinions, but the ones that I do have are… pretty opposing compared to what is the usual opinions I see. So, before I pretty much write my suicide note, I would like to give a few...
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(Hey there! Welcome to a new story that I'm making named Network 999. I'm making this myself right now and it's going to be quite a long story!

The characters in this will be based on Marafiki of mine on Fanpop, so that's going to be pretty fun. Also, this is going to be my very first official fan-fiction series, so that's ALSO exciting!

I hope wewe guys enjoy it, I know I will. XD)

It is the mwaka 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced, being able to do what used to be very difficult tasks with ridiculous ease.

The Internet (called Network 999 in this world) is also even zaidi powerful...
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When it comes to horror, my inayopendelewa thing about it are the monsters. They make something so much zaidi creepy. It could be Candy Land of all things. If a Silent Hill-like creature was put in there, it would make it so much zaidi disturbing. These monsters can be anything from aliens that traverse space, demonic hellspawns, manifestations of human atrocities and selfish emotions, and more. But, what is it about monsters in horror that makes them scary. Why do people find things like the Alien franchise scary, au consider Silent kilima as one of the best horror games ever? Well, let’s take a look...
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Some time during middle school, my parents got into this really bad fight. So bad, that my dad left and went to Middletown, au as I like to call it, A piece of the worst part of New York, and my mother, along with my and my siblings, went with our mother to our grandmother’s house. She lived in a big three story house, with a whole bunch of space. However, she was usually grumpy, always getting mad at the smallest things. Like whenever I played Pokemon Black and White too much on my DS. I would play that game like crazy, even at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table, and then my grandma would go on about “Back...
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Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his au her full extent. It is something where wewe can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a orodha of my ten personal inayopendelewa overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that wewe wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Fortune City
Fortune City


#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this orodha for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told wewe was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the juu 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Team Rocket
Team Rocket


#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Sullivan: (Waits for plane)
Chuck: So, Sullivan, wewe were behind this the whole time
Sullivan: That's right, Chuck. I started the outbreak. We need Queens to make Zombrex. Without it, we would lose our most important people
Chuck: No, I was talking about leaving the toilet kiti, kiti cha open. wewe were the one who did that
Sullivan: ............. Yes
Chuck: Now your gonna pay (Fights Sullivan)
Sullivan: Man, he is still an idiot (Fights back)
(After a deadly fight)
Chuck: (Falls on his face)
Sullivan: Well, it looks like wewe lost, Chuck. Face it. We're the good guys. Not you
Chuck: Oh, really. Well, it looks like...
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