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Hello, everyone. And Merry krisimasi Eve. Today, we’re in for a real classic. Back in 1984, there weren’t a lot of krisimasi horror movies. Usually, you’d just get a typical slasher movie. But, 1984 gave us two krisimasi horror sinema that changed the face of krisimasi forever… in the movie industry. One of those sinema was Silent Night, Deadly Night, a very goofy movie that I already reviewed and have a sort of fondness for how hilariously bad it is. And second, a much zaidi well produced movie, and that is the classic Gremlins. I alisema it was a real classic, and now I am going to prove it.



Now, I doubt that I have to talk about the plot of this movie, since it is a very recognizable movie… But, I’m gonna do it anyway. So, Gremlins takes place in another small town where nothing happens, typical horror setting, where a man kwa the name of Randall Peltzer, who wants to get a krisimasi gift for his son, Billy. While in Chinatown, he finds a small furry creature called a mogwai, which is later named Gizmo. He secretly buys it, but is told three rules. Do not get it wet, as water will cause it to create more. Do not expose it to sunlight, as sunlight kills these things. And do not feed it at midnight, as that will cause something even worse. Naturally, Billy breaks all of these rules. He gets water on Gizmo, creating zaidi mogwai, one in particular being an aggressive one named Stripe. After Stripe tricks Billy into feeding him and the other mogwai grown from Gizmo, they turn into the Gremlins, green reptile creatures that begin to wreak havoc and murder the citizens of the town. It’s a simple plot, really. Monsters take over the town, and the kid responsible has to stop it. Only this one did it in such an impressive way, creating those little Gremlin bastards, and making a rather charming horror movie. Not to mention, Gremlins is one of those words that’s really fun to say. Gremlins, Gremlins, Gremlins.



So, let’s talk about what I like about the movies. The special effects. I remember watching this movie with my family on krisimasi (Probably not the best movie to onyesha little kids, but whatever), and my female cousin just wouldn’t stop talking about how cute Gizmo was. Me, being like twelve at the time, just wanted to get to the parts where people get killed. wewe know, everything a twelve mwaka old wants to see. But nowadays, I’m impressed with the animatronics and puppets for this movie. They really did a good job with the movement. And it didn’t look lifeless au terrifying at all. So, yeah, I can see what my cousin meant. Gizmo sure as hell looked very adorable. Which is a good thing for the sinema part, because they manages to make a piece of machinery and fur, manyoya adorable. The real Gremlins, however, now they were creepy to look at. They weren’t too scary. I mean, this is a horror comedy, so they aren’t exactly making H.R. Geiger nightmares. They just looked like ugly little bastards. Something you’d expect from creatures who just act all mischievous. The gore effects were nice too. One of the best scenes to prove it in was the jikoni scene. Gremlins being grinded up, stabbed, and blown up in a microwave, and watching as their flesh slowly melts off when they are exposed to the sun… This movie was PG, right? Well, it was the 80s. This was acceptable in PG films.



Now, even though the movie takes place around Christmas, it really doesn't have a lot to do with Christmas. It’s mostly about the Gremlins and their actions. So, it’s like the Die Hard of krisimasi horror movies. But still, it has some very neat ways with how the Gremlins use krisimasi in the movie to their advantage. They trap a woman under a krisimasi mti and crawl through the branches to attack her, and who can forget the classic scene where they are imba krisimasi carols… right before they throw an old woman in a chair out through a window. The movie never does take itself seriously, which I do like. I mean, a movie about a furry creature bought from a Chinese store that can turn into crazy little green monsters? What is this, a horror movie au a poor man’s Pokemon. That’s what I upendo about Gremlins. It never takes itself seriously, and it is always managing to have both horror and humor mixed in. They always allow both to come in whenever the other isn’t there. At one point, you’ll have Gremlins doing something silly, and at other points, you’ll see them carefully planning to kill someone. The movie always makes time for both horror and comedy, and they never get mixed together. That, in my opinion, is a huge plus for Gremlins.



The Gremlins was a pretty good movie when it was released, and it still is today. It was great enough to get a sequel, which was… okay. It certainly wasn’t as good as the original, but that’s a review for another time (Maybe). Gremlins was a movie that managed to hit big, and gain lots of mashabiki and followings for such a thing. Enough of a following to where rumors of a Gremlins 3 popped up online. There’s even an IMDb page that reads Gremlins 3. It’s a barren page, but still, people really want to see a Gremlins 3. Let’s hope that it can be one of those rare cases where the third movie can be as good as the others. Take care.

Video game logic….. What even. We all know that video game logic is it’s own little piece of information that makes little to no (And mostly no) sense. However, we all usually ignore these kinds of things, and songesha on with the game…. And then there are those moments. wewe know. Those moments where wewe just have to swali what was going on the the developers heads when they thought that this was an okay thing for their game. Now, for these to be on the list, these have to be from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Also, things that I find questionable may be different...
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Well, I already made a juu ten, so let's keep the lists going. Seeing as how we are still in the krisimasi mood, I thought, why not look up a few zaidi krisimasi themed levels that I sadly left out. So, a few rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and they MUST be krisimasi themed. Just a snowy field is not Christmas. Also, I am dropping my play before put rule for this list. So, with that said, let’s start the list

#5: Hollijolli Village from Mario and Luigi: Partner’s In Time



Man, talk about the most depressing sight for a krisimasi themed level, and in a Nintendo game of all...
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Well, Gamescom 2016 has come and gone, and I think we got some neat games this year. There were so many good looking games. Also Metal Gear Survive……….. But, what I feel is the best games to see there were the horror games. There were so many good ones, that all seemed to do some new things, au were the continuations of past horror game franchises. So, why don’t we take a look at five of them. This orodha is in no particular order. No horror game is better than another, because no one has played them yet. There just a horror game put in a bila mpangilio spot. With that alisema and done, let’s...
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Damn it, does there have to be zombies for everything? Apparently so. We have zombies, fast zombies, poison zombies, body-building zombies, fat zombies, beach, pwani zombies, train zombies, plane zombies, mall zombies, oddly sexual zombies, redneck zombies, party zombies, zombie dogs, zombie horses, zombie fish, Nazi zombies, Communist zombies, and now, we’ve got krisimasi zombies. I swear, zombies are everywhere, and I doubt that we’ll ever see them going away for a long, long, LONG time… Here’s Silent Night, Zombie Night.



Honestly, the production of this movie is zaidi entertaining than...
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When wewe have a nyota Wars fanfic, wewe really don't know if it will be good au bad, but when that nyota Wars fanfic is called A Nude Hope... Well, what the hell do wewe think its going to be.
So we start with Luke going to the bathroom, when Leia... au Leah as the fanfic calls her, walks in wearing a bath towel... This can only end the way bad fanfictions do. So, Leah thinks like a pervert, like all fanfiction characters do, and decides to have sex with Luke. Let me remind wewe that Luke and Leia are brother and sister. Grossed out yet. Don't worry, you'll get zaidi grossed out soon after. So, after...
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He'll see wewe now 007.
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John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped inayofuata to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

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John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to songesha up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station kwa two...
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Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some vitabu John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a orodha of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the juu of the list.
Colonel Turner:...
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A small loan with a not so small amount of Donald Trumps.
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It came to me in a dream!
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This sink is filthy!
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