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Hello, everyone. And Merry krisimasi Eve. Today, we’re in for a real classic. Back in 1984, there weren’t a lot of krisimasi horror movies. Usually, you’d just get a typical slasher movie. But, 1984 gave us two krisimasi horror sinema that changed the face of krisimasi forever… in the movie industry. One of those sinema was Silent Night, Deadly Night, a very goofy movie that I already reviewed and have a sort of fondness for how hilariously bad it is. And second, a much zaidi well produced movie, and that is the classic Gremlins. I alisema it was a real classic, and now I am going to prove it.



Now, I doubt that I have to talk about the plot of this movie, since it is a very recognizable movie… But, I’m gonna do it anyway. So, Gremlins takes place in another small town where nothing happens, typical horror setting, where a man kwa the name of Randall Peltzer, who wants to get a krisimasi gift for his son, Billy. While in Chinatown, he finds a small furry creature called a mogwai, which is later named Gizmo. He secretly buys it, but is told three rules. Do not get it wet, as water will cause it to create more. Do not expose it to sunlight, as sunlight kills these things. And do not feed it at midnight, as that will cause something even worse. Naturally, Billy breaks all of these rules. He gets water on Gizmo, creating zaidi mogwai, one in particular being an aggressive one named Stripe. After Stripe tricks Billy into feeding him and the other mogwai grown from Gizmo, they turn into the Gremlins, green reptile creatures that begin to wreak havoc and murder the citizens of the town. It’s a simple plot, really. Monsters take over the town, and the kid responsible has to stop it. Only this one did it in such an impressive way, creating those little Gremlin bastards, and making a rather charming horror movie. Not to mention, Gremlins is one of those words that’s really fun to say. Gremlins, Gremlins, Gremlins.



So, let’s talk about what I like about the movies. The special effects. I remember watching this movie with my family on krisimasi (Probably not the best movie to onyesha little kids, but whatever), and my female cousin just wouldn’t stop talking about how cute Gizmo was. Me, being like twelve at the time, just wanted to get to the parts where people get killed. wewe know, everything a twelve mwaka old wants to see. But nowadays, I’m impressed with the animatronics and puppets for this movie. They really did a good job with the movement. And it didn’t look lifeless au terrifying at all. So, yeah, I can see what my cousin meant. Gizmo sure as hell looked very adorable. Which is a good thing for the sinema part, because they manages to make a piece of machinery and fur, manyoya adorable. The real Gremlins, however, now they were creepy to look at. They weren’t too scary. I mean, this is a horror comedy, so they aren’t exactly making H.R. Geiger nightmares. They just looked like ugly little bastards. Something you’d expect from creatures who just act all mischievous. The gore effects were nice too. One of the best scenes to prove it in was the jikoni scene. Gremlins being grinded up, stabbed, and blown up in a microwave, and watching as their flesh slowly melts off when they are exposed to the sun… This movie was PG, right? Well, it was the 80s. This was acceptable in PG films.



Now, even though the movie takes place around Christmas, it really doesn't have a lot to do with Christmas. It’s mostly about the Gremlins and their actions. So, it’s like the Die Hard of krisimasi horror movies. But still, it has some very neat ways with how the Gremlins use krisimasi in the movie to their advantage. They trap a woman under a krisimasi mti and crawl through the branches to attack her, and who can forget the classic scene where they are imba krisimasi carols… right before they throw an old woman in a chair out through a window. The movie never does take itself seriously, which I do like. I mean, a movie about a furry creature bought from a Chinese store that can turn into crazy little green monsters? What is this, a horror movie au a poor man’s Pokemon. That’s what I upendo about Gremlins. It never takes itself seriously, and it is always managing to have both horror and humor mixed in. They always allow both to come in whenever the other isn’t there. At one point, you’ll have Gremlins doing something silly, and at other points, you’ll see them carefully planning to kill someone. The movie always makes time for both horror and comedy, and they never get mixed together. That, in my opinion, is a huge plus for Gremlins.



The Gremlins was a pretty good movie when it was released, and it still is today. It was great enough to get a sequel, which was… okay. It certainly wasn’t as good as the original, but that’s a review for another time (Maybe). Gremlins was a movie that managed to hit big, and gain lots of mashabiki and followings for such a thing. Enough of a following to where rumors of a Gremlins 3 popped up online. There’s even an IMDb page that reads Gremlins 3. It’s a barren page, but still, people really want to see a Gremlins 3. Let’s hope that it can be one of those rare cases where the third movie can be as good as the others. Take care.

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Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our onyesha is zaidi popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the sekunde half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

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Toby: hujambo Tim. I caught a lot of suspects today. How about you?
Tim: Nothing on my beat.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies past them, going over a train station*
Orion: *Stops his train at the station*
Pete: Well done Orion. *Watches the reader* Hello everyone. I'm Pete Reimer, your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Pete: My onyesha is back. I only wish it was on top. At least it's the first onyesha in the sekunde half.

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Discord Clone 2: Technically...
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Toby: Hi everyone, it's me, Toby. On behalf of all the characters in Gran Turismo, I have sad news for you. These two episodes you're about to see are the last ones to appear in the S.S.S.S. After that, we'll be gone for good. Thank wewe for your patronage.
Ethan: hujambo there, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Why didn't wewe say something earlier? wewe could have been the host instead of me. On another note, where's the music, and mash up of bila mpangilio characters?
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Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! kwa the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops inayofuata to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
Rainbow Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
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