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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

As progress was being gained on the tunnel, a car arrived with a prisoner. And that prisoner was me, wearing Applejack's hat.

Griffon 35: *Puts Sean out of car*
Major Skyler: *Searching Sean*
Sean: *Gives hat to Major Skyler*
Major Skyler: *Searches hat, then gives it back to Sean* Cooler.
Sean: Right. *Walks towards cooler*
Sacred Symphony: I didn't think they would catch him so soon.
Bartholomew: He wasn't caught.
Sean: *Winks at Bartholomew*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Welcome nyumbani Sean *Throws baseball, and mit*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 35: *Opens door to cooler*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 44: *Opens door to room*
Sean: *Sits down, and throws baseball at wall*

As I was throwing, and catching my ball, the griffon just stared at me in pure disgust.

Griffon 44: *Closes, and locks door*
Sean: *Takes off shoe, and looks at peice of paper* (I am a genius)

Back at one of the tunnels however.

Pablo: *Digging tunnel, then hears roof collapsing*

Despite all the wood holding the dirt, the dirt still fell on Pablo.

Volk: *Looking through tunnel* Pablo? Pablo?!
Pablo: *Gets out of dirt*
Volk: Pablo?! Pablo?! Are wewe alright?
Pablo: Yes. Bring some zaidi shovels, I'm alright.

And for Brewster

Brewster: *Looking at forged document* wewe left out the swastika.
Airborne: I did not.
Brewster: Yes, look at this *Shows document to Airborne* All this hard work GOES TO WASTE! *Bangs table*
Airborne: I'm sorry Brewster.
Brewster: That's okay Airborne. Get some sleep, I'll clean up.
Airborne: *Leaves*
Brewster: *Feels strain in eyes, and grabs magnifying glass*

Brewster tried hard to look at the document, but his eyesight was getting blurry.

Brewster: *Puts magnifying glass down* I can't see a bloody thing.

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* inayofuata in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: wewe got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while counting his hoofsteps, then stops at door, while placing pin on floor. He goes back to where he started, counting his hoofsteps as he goes to the door, and then he picks up the pin. After that, he sets it back down where it was, then sits in his bed*

The door opens.

Brewster: Bartholo-
Shredder: *Comes in wearing suit similar to Brewster's* No, it's just me.
Brewster: What do wewe think of my clothing?
Shredder: *Sees Brewster's grey suit* It's good. Brewster?
Brewster: Yes?
Shredder: How do wewe like mine?
Brewster: It's good.
Shredder: Thanks *Sits down*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Brewster, I want to tell you, that if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be ready.
Brewster: Thank wewe sir.
Bartholomew: It's a real honor working with you.
Brewster: That's good to hear. *Notices Bartholomew is frowning* What's the matter?
Bartholomew: wewe can't go.
Brewster: What?
Bartholomew: It's too risky.
Brewster: Why can't I go?
Bartholomew: Because wewe can't see your own hoof in front of your face.
Brewster: That's ridiculous. I can see perfectly. I can see perfectly! Like that pin on the floor. Does that satisfy you?
Bartholomew: What pin? Where?
Brewster: *Walks to pin, and picks it up*
Bartholomew: Alright. Can wewe see my leg?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: *Sticks out leg*Walk towards it.
Brewster: *walks towards Bartholomew's leg*
Bartholomew: *Trips Brewster*
Brewster: *Falls on floor*
Bartholomew: That was a good try.
Brewster: *sits down*
Bartholomew: I'm sorry to bring wewe this last dakika let down, but it's too risky for you.
Shredder: Don't wewe think that's Brewster's decision?
Bartholomew: No.
Shredder: Come on Bart, we all know the score here, au at least me, and Brewster do.
Bartholomew: Score? What score?
Shredder: We all know that the only reason wewe want all of us to escape is so that the British will win the war, now that's fine, it's fine. But once we get passed that fence, what are wewe going to do?
Bartholomew: Anything wewe would do.
Shredder: Go nyumbani to see my friends, and family.
Bartholomew: Good christ man, do wewe really think I don't care about my friends, and family back home?
Shredder: What about Brewster's friends, and family? How would they feel if they never saw him again?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I can tell wewe that a blind gppony, pony is a hazard to the operation, and must be left behind.
Shredder: Alright. wewe wanna talk about hazards? Let's talk about hazards, let's talk about you. You're the biggest hazard we got. The changelings have wewe marked. Nopony alisema wewe couldn't go.
Bartholomew: That's true, I have thought of the changelings, but Brewster is blind.
Shredder: Brewster isn't blind as long as he's with me. And he's going with me!
Bartholomew: Is that alright with wewe Brewster?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then it's settled. *Leaves room*
Brewster: Actually, he's quite right. I really shouldn't go. I can see things up close, but you're far away. You're just a blur.
Shredder: I know, but I think we can make it. Why don't we have some tea?
Brewster: Okay.

Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave kwa going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are wewe doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But wewe dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue working. But tomorrow night, with all those ponies? I'll hold up the escape for everyone. So I go now!
Volk: *Pulls Pablo away from fence* Pablo, I'll see wewe through the tunnel. I'll help wewe get through, and I'll stick with wewe all the way.

inayofuata day, I got out of the cooler.

Sean: *Walks towards hut*
Jade: *Standing kwa door* Sean. *Waving*
Sean: Oh, hujambo Jade.
Jade: Listen *Whispering in ear*

That night. It was time for the escape. We were all wearing our disguises, and some of us were waiting in the tunnel. We were going to pull the carts carrying ponies, to where they had to go.

Pablo: *Sitting in tunnel*
Volk: *Next to Pablo*
Sean: *waiting near Volk*

Outside the tunnel

Shredder & Brewster: *Walk in hut*
Airborne: Shredder, and Brewster, good to see you. Please sit on the kitanda that's the third to your left.
Shredder & Brewster: *Goes to bed*
upinde wa mvua Dash, James & Shining Armor: *Walk in*
Sigmund: Alright, who's first in line?
Bartholomew: Me.
Sigmund: Alright. Good luck.
Bartholomew: Yeah, yeah. *Goes down*
Jade: I'll meet wewe further up the tunnel later.
Bartholomew: wewe got it. *Gets on cart, and knocks twice*

Soon, Bartholomew was pulled away.

Volk: How does it look?
Pablo: Good.
Volk: In a few minutes, many ponies will be coming out of that tunnel. It will look nice, just like Frankfurt. Have wewe been to Frankfurt?
Pablo: Yes.... No.... I don't remember. I need to go! *Goes through tunnel*
Volk: Pablo! Wait!
Bartholomew: *Gets to middle part of tunnel, and gets on another cart. He then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Gets in Front of Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: What is this all about?
Volk: It's Pablo sir, he just wants to get out.
Bartholomew: Pablo, wewe better have a good reason for this!
Pablo: This tunnel was built kwa me, I dug it, and I got buried in it, I can go whenever I want! *Goes back to entrance of tunnel*
Bartholomew: Take him out Volk.
Volk: Sir-
Bartholomew: Take him out!
Volk: *Goes after Pablo*
Bartholomew: *Knocks twice*
Sigmund: Pablo?
Pablo: *Comes out of tunnel*
Sigmund: Pablo, what's the matter?
Volk: It's alright Sigmund, we'll go through the tunnel later.
Sean: *Pulls in Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Alright, now wewe get that hole dug, while I pull in Jade.
Sean: Right. *Digging hole*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Jade*
Sean: *Sees Grass* We got it. *Climbs up ladder*

I wanted to check how everything looked, but I noticed something bad happened.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do wewe mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance. When the guard passes by, I think I can make a signal to let anypony know it's safe.
Bartholomew: What about those guard towers?
Sean: That's a chance you're gonna have to take, but they'll be looking at the compound, not the woods. *Smiles*
Bartholomew: Jade, pass the word, send down thirty feet of rope.
Jade: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shredder: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shining Armor: *In griffon disguise* Send down thirty feet of rope.
Celestia: What?
Shining Armor: Thirty feet of rope!
Celestia: What do they want that for?
Sigmund: How in the world should I know?
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Celestia: We have some kind of a foul up. Get thirty feet of rope right away.
Sacred Symphony: I'm on it *Gets rope*
Celestia: Good. Now go down into the tunnel, and give it to Bartholomew.

While that was being done, Pablo was still nervous.

Volk: They're going through the tunnel Pablo. Everything will be okay. Listen, since Mexico declared to take over the world, wewe left, and joined M.I.3 to stop the Mexicans. If wewe don't go through that tunnel, all of that would be for nothing. Nothing!
Pablo: Okay. I'll go through the tunnel. *Goes to entrance*

At the ending

Sacred Symphony: *Gives rope to Sean*
Sean: *Gets out of tunnel, then quietly goes to tree*
Jade: What's the signal going to be?
Bartholomew: Two tugs.
Jade: Okay.
Sean: *Ties rope to tree*
Griffon 75: *Slowly walking past*
Sean: *Tugs on rope twice*
Sacred Symphony: Okay, time for me to go.
Bartholomew: Alright.
Sacred Symphony: We'll meet up at Sugarcube Corner once we get back to Ponyville, right?
Bartholomew: Right.
Sacred Symphony: *Climbs up, then quietly runs into woods* Thank you.
Sean: Yeah.
Sacred Symphony: And good luck. *runs away*
Jade: *Pulls in Shredder*
Shredder: *Gets off cart, and knocks twice*

The gari was going back to get Brewster.

Bartholomew: Shredder, we're twenty feet short from the woods.
Shredder: How the fuck are wewe twenty feet short?
Bartholomew: It just happened. Now Sean is out there on the other end of the rope. As soon as wewe feel a couple of tugs, you're good to go, but you'll have to keep Brewster down.
Jade: *Hears two knocks, and pulls in Brewster*

Suddenly, an alarm went off.

Brewster: *Gets off cart* What's that?
Shredder: It sounds like an air raid.
Jade: Oh no, the goons will turn off all the power, and we'll lose the lights in the tunnel.
Pablo: *Knocks twice*
Jade: *Pulling in Pablo*

Jade was right. Bombs could be heard in the distance, and soon the lights were turned off.

Jade: *Stops pulling cart*
Pablo: Hey! What's happening?!
Sean: *Goes to hole, then whispers* It's an air raid, get everypony out, quickly!
Bartholomew: Alright, go.
Shredder: *Goes up ladder*
Brewster: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder & Bartholomew: *Runs into woods*
Pablo: What's happening? *Crying*
Volk: *Shows up* Pablo, it's alright, the lights have been turned off.
Sean: Hurry.
Jade: *Lights lantern* Light the lantern down there!
Pablo: wewe go *Gets off cart*
Volk: Are wewe sure?
Pablo: Yes.
Bartholomew: Come on fella's move, move! We could get dozens out with this darkness.
Volk: *Gets on cart*
Bartholomew: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Volk: *Knocks twice*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Volk* What is this Volk?
Volk: It's Pablo-
Bartholomew: Is he stuck in there?
Volk: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then get him out!
Pablo: *Arrives*
Bartholomew: Hurry!
Volk & Pablo: *Climb out hole*
Pablo: *Stares at Sean*
Sean: *Stares at Pablo*
Volk: Come on, let's go *Runs into woods*
Pablo: *Follows Volk*
gppony, pony prisoner 36: *Runs into woods*
Shining Armor: *runs to woods*

The bombing stopped, and the lights were turning back on.

Sean: We're on the rope. *goes back to tree*
Celestia: Alright Sigmund, it's your turn. I'll take over for you.
Sigmund: Thank wewe *grabs huge suitcase*
Celestia: What the fuck do wewe have in there? A piano?
Sigmund: Oh, that's very funny mate.
Celestia: Sigmund, wewe won't get this through.
Sigmund: Oh, pssh! *Goes through tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Was that Sigmund with his massive suitcase?
James: Yeah, who else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why doesn't he just listen to Opera?

However, the suitcase was not a problem, and Sigmund got out of the tunnel with ease.

Sigmund: *runs to woods, then pats Sean on the back twice*
Jade: Bartholomew we better get a songesha on, au we won't have a chance to catch any of the trains. There's zaidi ponies down here, we'll just have to tell them what to do.
Bartholomew: Very well. Let's go. *Climbs up ladder*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Waiting kwa Sean*
Gordon: *Gets out of tunnel, then trips*
Griffon 37: *Hears sound* Is anyone there?!
Gordon: *Stays down*
James: *Holding rope* Come on, come on!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Waiting kwa James*
Griffon 37: Did wewe hear anything?
Griffon 90: No.
Griffon 37: Let's check anyway. *grabs flashlight*
James: Come on!
Gordon: *Staying on ground*
James: Oh, forget it. *Climbs up ladder*
Griffon 37: *Sees James* Hey!
James: *Puts hooves in air* Don't shoot!
Sean: Don't shoot!
James: Don't shoot!
Griffon 37: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Runs away*
Gordon: *runs away*

After that, zaidi guards came.

Griffon 98: *Pointing gun at entrance of tunnel*
Ponies: *Coming out of tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Boy, there's a lot of fucking shot being fired.
Airborne: Maybe it's because of you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Impossible, I was down here, not doing anything.
Major Skyler: *Pointing gun at entrance*
Airborne: *Sticks head through entrance*
Major Skyler: Out.
Airborne: *Comes out of tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Comes out of tunnel*

The inayofuata morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading orodha of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives orodha back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew, and Jade?
Shredder: Yeah, and Sacred Symphony, and Shining Armor, sehr gut.
Brewster: Now what do we do?
Shredder: Now we wait for the train.
Engineer: *Drives steam locomotive, pulling a passenger train*
Shining Armor: *Sees train*
Nazis: *Arrive in motorcycles, and cars*
Engineer: *Stops train at platform*
Bartholomew, & Jade: *Get on train*
Shredder & Brewster: *Get on*
Sacred Symphony: *Gets on*
Shining Armor: *Gets on*
Captain Muntz: *Stares at locomotive*
Nazi 987: *Going to train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle*
Captain Muntz: *Gets on*
Engineer: *Drives train*

Clouds of smoke, and steam poured from the engine, and with some wheel slip, the train left the station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *walking through train*
Nazis: *Sleeping, with legs on seats*
Bartholomew: Ehem.
Nazi 67: *Wakes up friend*
Nazi 65: *Moves legs off seat*
Nazi 67: *Moves legs off seat*
Bartholomew: Merci. *Sits down*
Jade: *Sits inayofuata to Bartholomew*

Meanwhile, near the station, Sigmund was walking down a mitaani, mtaa when he saw a bicycle. No one was around, so Sigmund took a wire cutter, and cut the chain on the bike's wheel, which was preventing the bike from getting stolen. After doing that, Sigmund aliiba the bike.

At another part of town, I was waiting near a road.

Sean: *Puts wire across road*
Nazi Biker: *Riding motorcycle*
Sean: *Lays down in ditch*
Nazi Biker: *Sees wire, and falls off bike*
Sean: *Sees bike*
Nazi Biker: *Dead*

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of flowers to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shredder: *Stands up, and walks to Bartholomew's car*
Captain Muntz: *Enters Bartholomew's car*
Shredder: *Goes back to Brewster*
Captain Muntz: Sie sind in der Armee Discord?
Bartholomew: Uhm, oui.
Captain Muntz: Warum sprechen Sie französisch?
Bartholomew: Nous sommes d'une région dans le nord de l'italie.
Captain Muntz: Papiere bitte.
Bartholomew: *Gives Captain papers*
Captain Muntz: *Examining papers* Alles gut. *returns papers*
Bartholomew: Merci.
Shredder: *Goes to Sacred Symphony* Tally ho. *walks with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts on glasses*
Shredder & Brewster: *Going to end of train*
Captain Muntz: *Goes to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts down paper*
Captain Muntz: Darf ich Ihre Fahrkarten?
Sacred Symphony: Ja. *grabs train ticket* Und ich.. *Grabs papers* Und ich habe meine Papiere.
Captain Muntz: *Reads papers* Sie sind ein Leutnant in der Armee Zwietracht?
Sacred Symphony: Ja.
Captain Muntz: *Returns papers, and ticket*
Sacred Symphony: Danke.
Shredder: *Sees Shining Armor disguised as griffon* Tally ho. *Gets to end of train*
Brewster: What do we do now?
Shredder: We jump on a count of three.
Brewster: I'd prefer if wewe gave me a fair push.
Shredder: Okay. Here we go. *Jumps off train while pushing Brewster off*

They landed in a nyasi, nyasi kavu field.

Shredder: Are wewe alright?
Brewster: Yes, I think so. I thought that was fun actually. *Looks at train* It doesn't seem to be slowing down.
Shredder: Yes you're right. I don't think anypony saw us jump off.

Speaking of trains, Sigmund was riding his bike closer to another train station.

As for Volk, and Pablo? They were going down a river in their boat. Pablo was rowing, while Volk steered the boat.

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Biker: *Gets in front of me*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker 2: *Arrives*
Sean: *Goes across bridge*
Nazi Biker: *Crashes*
Nazi Biker 2: *Gets across*
Nazi Biker 3: *Follows Biker 2*

* * *

Sigmund: *Opens door to freight car*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Sigmund: *Climbs in car, and closes door*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, then drives train*

Sigmund got his own free ride. I wish I could say the same for myself.

Sean: *Riding motorcycle on grass*
Nazis: *Following*
Sean: *Stops kwa shed*

I had a feeling I Lost them, so I decided to make sure. Two bikes, and two cars were following me, so if I saw any of them going towards me, I would shoot them.

Sean: *Gets off bike, and takes off helmet*
Nazis: *Going down dirt road*
Sean: *Grabs pistol*
Nazis: *Getting close to shed*
Sean: *Points gun at car*
Nazis: *Turn left*
Sean: *Puts away gun*

I fooled them.

And now for something completely different.

Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Get out*
Colt: *Handing out flyers*
Nazis: *Checking passengers*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking towards Nazis*
Captain Muntz: *Sees Bartholomew, and Jade*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Captain Muntz, then tries to hide her face*
Captain Muntz: *Continues looking at Bartholomew, and Jade* Perfect.
Sacred Symphony: *Jumps on Captain Muntz*
Captain Muntz: Hey!
Sacred Symphony: *Grabs Captain's pistol, and shoots Captain Muntz*
Mare: AAH!!
Nazis: *Going towards Sacred Symphony*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Leave station*
Sacred Symphony: *Running away*
Nazi: *Shoots Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Walks off platform, and falls on train tracks*

Sacred Symphony sacrificed her life to let Bartholomew, and Jade get out of the station.

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were wewe going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were wewe to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have wewe done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did wewe do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is my uniform. I dyed it with some blue ink after getting shot down.
Corporal Hothead: Don't wewe realize that spies are getting shot?
Gordon: I was just trying to escape from a prison camp. You'd do the same if wewe were locked up for three years!
Queen Chrysalis: Just to see your wife, and family?
Gordon: wewe obviously have the wrong pony, I'm not even married.
Queen Chrysalis: Okay, get him to the others.
Corporal Hothead: *Puts Gordon in room*
Gordon: *Sees other prisoners* Hello Shining Armor.
Shining Armor: Hi Gordon.
Gordon: It's nice to see wewe all again.
Shining Armor: I wish I could say the same for you.

As Gordon got locked up, Shredder, and Brewster got to an airport owned kwa Nazi Forces.

Shredder: There's a fighter out there that I can fly.
Brewster: What about the guards?
Shredder: Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. *Runs toward guard*
Griffon 4: *Aims rifle*
Shredder: *Trips guard, and breaks it neck*
Brewster: *Walks up*
Shredder: *Drags guard into hangar* Okay, now follow me. *walks to fighter*
Brewster: *Following Shredder*
Shredder: Brewster *Holding key* When I say go, crank this clockwise. When the engine starts, don't songesha au you'll get a mouth full of propeller.
Brewster: *Puts key in plane engine*
Shredder: Ready?
Brewster: Yes.
Shredder: *Hitting buttons* Go.
Brewster: *Turning key clockwise*

The noise of the engine caught the attention of two soldiers in the control tower.

Shredder: *Starts plane*
Brewster: *Takes key out plane*
Shredder: *Helps Brewster get in plane*
Nazi 8: *Talking on phone*
Shredder: *Takes off*

Soon, they went up, and into the air.

Shredder: inayofuata stop, Switzerland.
Brewster: *Smiles*

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

au so it seemed. They were getting closer, when the airplane started to act strange.

Shredder: *Losing altitude, and hits a few buttons*
Brewster: What is it, petrol?
Shredder: I don't know! Fuel seems okay, but we're losing power! *Crashes into tree*
Brewster: *Sees fire*
Shredder: *Pushes Brewster out plane* Go that way *Points to road* I'll follow you.
Brewster: *Walking towards road*
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Brewster: *sees car*
Nazi: *Grabs sniper rifle*
Brewster: *Very sad* Shredder?
Sniper: *Shoots Brewster*
Shredder: Brewster?! *Runs to Brewster*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Shredder*
Shredder: *Crying* DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!! I surrender! *Leans down* Brewster? I'm sorry buddy, I fouled things up.
Brewster: That's okay. Thank wewe for getting me... Out. *dies*
Shredder: Why?

Okay, after that dramatic death scene...

Sean: *Riding up grassy hill*

I Lost the guys on the bike, but there was another problem in my path.

Sean: *Sees two fences*

One was shorter then the other.

Sean: *Looks right*
Nazis: *Arrive in truck*
Sean: *Looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Catching up*
Sean: *goes left*
Fifty Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around, then catches air from riding up a small hill*

I landed between the two fences.

Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker: *Shoots bike*
Sean: *Falls off, and lands in wires*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Sean*
Sean: *Bleeding*
Nazi 798: aufstehen Verlierer.
Sean: *Slowly standing up, his left arm hurts*
Nazi 798: nennen?
Sean: *Shows major badge, then sticks right arm in air* Heil Robotnik.

At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The gppony, pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
gppony, pony Driver: *stops car*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
gppony, pony Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: wewe are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do wewe understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can wewe help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
gppony, pony on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over gppony, pony on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop kwa Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: wewe are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish wewe didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three motorcycles were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling wewe Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay au a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony that's too young to be killed.
Jade: Oh don't worry, we're all over seventeen. Besides, wewe did a very good job handling the situation.
Bartholomew: Well, thanks.

The road mgawanyiko, baidisha in three ways. One truck went straight, another went left, and the last one went right.

The truck Bartholomew was in stopped in a field.

Discord: *Opens door*
Bartholomew: What's happening?
Discord: All right. wewe can get out now, and stretch your legs. It will take hours before wewe reach the camp.
Bartholomew & Other ponies: *Get out of truck*
Bartholomew: wewe know Jade, all this has been quite interesting. With the tunnel digging, the running from enemies, and Tom, Dick, and Harry. It kept me well alive. wewe know Jade-
Changeling 89: *Loading machine gun*
Bartholomew: *Sees machine gun*
Changeling 89: *Shooting Ponies*

Nearby, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis were standing on a small hill, as their bodies became silhouettes alongside the sunset.

inayofuata morning at the prison camp.

Celestia: *Walks into Gilda's office*
Gilda: Eleven of your ponies are being returned today.
Celestia: Will anymore ponies arrive?
Gilda: I don't know. *Grabs paper* I regret to inform you.... That fifty of your soldiers were... Executed yesterday evening.
Celestia: How many of them were wounded?
Gilda: Here's the orodha of the dead *Gives Celestia list*
Celestia: How many of the fifty were wounded?!
Gilda: None, that I know of. Doctor Robotnik will only allow me to tell you, that fifty of your soldiers were...
Celestia: I see. *takes list*

A few dakika later, she was kusoma the orodha outloud.

Celestia: Alicorn Amulet. Amamda Licciardi. Bankrupt Frank. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.

What about Volk, and Pablo? They weren't caught kwa anyone as they rowed their mashua towards the docks, and got on board a tramp steamer that was being loaded. They were going to Hawaii.

As for Sigmund, he was on his way to Russia.

French Stallion: Good luck.
Sigmund: Thanks.
French Stallion: *Walks away*
Russian Stallion: *Carrying rifle* Cэр, I am your guide.
Sigmund: And you're russian?
Russian Stallion: да.
Sigmund: Good. You, and me will get along just fine. *Pats russian stallion on the back twice, and walks to Russia*

Back at the prison camp

Shredder: *Arrives with other ponies*
Celestia: Ah, good. I'm glad to see you're all safe?
Shredder: Did anypony else arrive?
Celestia: No. You're the first ones here. Where's Brewster?
Shredder: He didn't make it. Bartholomew was right about that.
Celestia: I'm afraid Bartholomew didn't make it either.
Shredder: What?
Celestia: They just ilitumwa a orodha of fifty ponies that just got shot. The changelings killed them.
Prisoner 36: They killed Bartholomew, Jade, and even Sacred Symphony?
Celestia: Yes.
Shredder: Volk, and Pablo?
Celestia: No, they're not on the list. Bartholomew's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way possible. In my opinion, he did that.
Shredder: And wewe think it was worth all the trouble he went through?
Celestia: That depends on your point of view Shredder.

Soon, a car arrived with Discord, and a few Italian Soldiers.

Discord: *Gets out of car* Achtung!
Griffons: *Saluting Discord*
Gilda: *Walks up*
Discord: She is not to be saluted. Get her out of here.
Griffons: *Put Gilda in car*
Seargent Schultz: *Stops in car*
Sean: *Steps out of Seargent's car*
Gilda: Well I see wewe got a lot of scratches on you.
Sean: Yeah, I fell off a motorcycle. How many?
Gilda: Fifty.
Sean: Wow.
Gilda: It seems, that you'll be seeing the Griffon Kingdom before the war ends after all.
Discord: Get her out of here.
Italian Soldiers: *drives away*
Discord: And wewe are going into the cooler.
Sean: I'm not surprised about that. *Walks to cooler*
upinde wa mvua Dash: hujambo Sean! *Throws baseball mit, and ball*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 55: *Opens cell door*
Sean: *Walks in cell*
Griffon 55: *Locks door*

This fanfiction is dedicated to the fifty that have been killed.

The End.
Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the onyesha Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog kwa saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher ilitumwa pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up inaonyesha the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays orodha is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games au the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do wewe think I brought this nyumbani made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) wewe better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: wewe worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for wewe all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I upendo the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the muziki is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who au what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the butterfly, kipepeo was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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Damas: (Being carried kwa the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have wewe come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did wewe know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would wewe come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope wewe all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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~Story~

In the medieval mwaka of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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It was a beauitful siku in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's inayopendelewa dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a kitanda 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because kwa the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If wewe die au fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice alisema as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What wewe do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first ngumi, punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..
(Notice: All Jojo-nuary makala will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an makala everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the inayofuata part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...
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When the mwaka of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From kusoma vitabu of Wanyonya damu and the undead, to watching sinema of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell wewe that Halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is zaidi to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...
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Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that wewe want to see zaidi of these characters. And so, today, I am going to orodha my juu ten- no- juu Fifteen of my inayopendelewa video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this orodha we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the uyoga Kingdom to space itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small nyota creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my inayopendelewa of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an ujumla, jumla conundrum...
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(This makala contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. wewe have been warned)


There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us zaidi than anything that a game au a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with wewe another...
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 Art kwa SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of wewe who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...
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 Art kwa AquaMarine
Art by AquaMarine
Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve alisema before that I known Zombie zaidi for his sinema rather than his music, and this is one of the sinema I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… au it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...
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 Art kwa SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at bila mpangilio and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out kwa the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film kwa horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.



Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm mitaani, mtaa follows the small...
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SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't wewe remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a mwaka au two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought wewe were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...
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