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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

As progress was being gained on the tunnel, a car arrived with a prisoner. And that prisoner was me, wearing Applejack's hat.

Griffon 35: *Puts Sean out of car*
Major Skyler: *Searching Sean*
Sean: *Gives hat to Major Skyler*
Major Skyler: *Searches hat, then gives it back to Sean* Cooler.
Sean: Right. *Walks towards cooler*
Sacred Symphony: I didn't think they would catch him so soon.
Bartholomew: He wasn't caught.
Sean: *Winks at Bartholomew*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Welcome nyumbani Sean *Throws baseball, and mit*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 35: *Opens door to cooler*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 44: *Opens door to room*
Sean: *Sits down, and throws baseball at wall*

As I was throwing, and catching my ball, the griffon just stared at me in pure disgust.

Griffon 44: *Closes, and locks door*
Sean: *Takes off shoe, and looks at peice of paper* (I am a genius)

Back at one of the tunnels however.

Pablo: *Digging tunnel, then hears roof collapsing*

Despite all the wood holding the dirt, the dirt still fell on Pablo.

Volk: *Looking through tunnel* Pablo? Pablo?!
Pablo: *Gets out of dirt*
Volk: Pablo?! Pablo?! Are wewe alright?
Pablo: Yes. Bring some zaidi shovels, I'm alright.

And for Brewster

Brewster: *Looking at forged document* wewe left out the swastika.
Airborne: I did not.
Brewster: Yes, look at this *Shows document to Airborne* All this hard work GOES TO WASTE! *Bangs table*
Airborne: I'm sorry Brewster.
Brewster: That's okay Airborne. Get some sleep, I'll clean up.
Airborne: *Leaves*
Brewster: *Feels strain in eyes, and grabs magnifying glass*

Brewster tried hard to look at the document, but his eyesight was getting blurry.

Brewster: *Puts magnifying glass down* I can't see a bloody thing.

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* inayofuata in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: wewe got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while counting his hoofsteps, then stops at door, while placing pin on floor. He goes back to where he started, counting his hoofsteps as he goes to the door, and then he picks up the pin. After that, he sets it back down where it was, then sits in his bed*

The door opens.

Brewster: Bartholo-
Shredder: *Comes in wearing suit similar to Brewster's* No, it's just me.
Brewster: What do wewe think of my clothing?
Shredder: *Sees Brewster's grey suit* It's good. Brewster?
Brewster: Yes?
Shredder: How do wewe like mine?
Brewster: It's good.
Shredder: Thanks *Sits down*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Brewster, I want to tell you, that if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be ready.
Brewster: Thank wewe sir.
Bartholomew: It's a real honor working with you.
Brewster: That's good to hear. *Notices Bartholomew is frowning* What's the matter?
Bartholomew: wewe can't go.
Brewster: What?
Bartholomew: It's too risky.
Brewster: Why can't I go?
Bartholomew: Because wewe can't see your own hoof in front of your face.
Brewster: That's ridiculous. I can see perfectly. I can see perfectly! Like that pin on the floor. Does that satisfy you?
Bartholomew: What pin? Where?
Brewster: *Walks to pin, and picks it up*
Bartholomew: Alright. Can wewe see my leg?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: *Sticks out leg*Walk towards it.
Brewster: *walks towards Bartholomew's leg*
Bartholomew: *Trips Brewster*
Brewster: *Falls on floor*
Bartholomew: That was a good try.
Brewster: *sits down*
Bartholomew: I'm sorry to bring wewe this last dakika let down, but it's too risky for you.
Shredder: Don't wewe think that's Brewster's decision?
Bartholomew: No.
Shredder: Come on Bart, we all know the score here, au at least me, and Brewster do.
Bartholomew: Score? What score?
Shredder: We all know that the only reason wewe want all of us to escape is so that the British will win the war, now that's fine, it's fine. But once we get passed that fence, what are wewe going to do?
Bartholomew: Anything wewe would do.
Shredder: Go nyumbani to see my friends, and family.
Bartholomew: Good christ man, do wewe really think I don't care about my friends, and family back home?
Shredder: What about Brewster's friends, and family? How would they feel if they never saw him again?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I can tell wewe that a blind gppony, pony is a hazard to the operation, and must be left behind.
Shredder: Alright. wewe wanna talk about hazards? Let's talk about hazards, let's talk about you. You're the biggest hazard we got. The changelings have wewe marked. Nopony alisema wewe couldn't go.
Bartholomew: That's true, I have thought of the changelings, but Brewster is blind.
Shredder: Brewster isn't blind as long as he's with me. And he's going with me!
Bartholomew: Is that alright with wewe Brewster?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then it's settled. *Leaves room*
Brewster: Actually, he's quite right. I really shouldn't go. I can see things up close, but you're far away. You're just a blur.
Shredder: I know, but I think we can make it. Why don't we have some tea?
Brewster: Okay.

Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave kwa going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are wewe doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But wewe dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue working. But tomorrow night, with all those ponies? I'll hold up the escape for everyone. So I go now!
Volk: *Pulls Pablo away from fence* Pablo, I'll see wewe through the tunnel. I'll help wewe get through, and I'll stick with wewe all the way.

inayofuata day, I got out of the cooler.

Sean: *Walks towards hut*
Jade: *Standing kwa door* Sean. *Waving*
Sean: Oh, hujambo Jade.
Jade: Listen *Whispering in ear*

That night. It was time for the escape. We were all wearing our disguises, and some of us were waiting in the tunnel. We were going to pull the carts carrying ponies, to where they had to go.

Pablo: *Sitting in tunnel*
Volk: *Next to Pablo*
Sean: *waiting near Volk*

Outside the tunnel

Shredder & Brewster: *Walk in hut*
Airborne: Shredder, and Brewster, good to see you. Please sit on the kitanda that's the third to your left.
Shredder & Brewster: *Goes to bed*
upinde wa mvua Dash, James & Shining Armor: *Walk in*
Sigmund: Alright, who's first in line?
Bartholomew: Me.
Sigmund: Alright. Good luck.
Bartholomew: Yeah, yeah. *Goes down*
Jade: I'll meet wewe further up the tunnel later.
Bartholomew: wewe got it. *Gets on cart, and knocks twice*

Soon, Bartholomew was pulled away.

Volk: How does it look?
Pablo: Good.
Volk: In a few minutes, many ponies will be coming out of that tunnel. It will look nice, just like Frankfurt. Have wewe been to Frankfurt?
Pablo: Yes.... No.... I don't remember. I need to go! *Goes through tunnel*
Volk: Pablo! Wait!
Bartholomew: *Gets to middle part of tunnel, and gets on another cart. He then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Gets in Front of Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: What is this all about?
Volk: It's Pablo sir, he just wants to get out.
Bartholomew: Pablo, wewe better have a good reason for this!
Pablo: This tunnel was built kwa me, I dug it, and I got buried in it, I can go whenever I want! *Goes back to entrance of tunnel*
Bartholomew: Take him out Volk.
Volk: Sir-
Bartholomew: Take him out!
Volk: *Goes after Pablo*
Bartholomew: *Knocks twice*
Sigmund: Pablo?
Pablo: *Comes out of tunnel*
Sigmund: Pablo, what's the matter?
Volk: It's alright Sigmund, we'll go through the tunnel later.
Sean: *Pulls in Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Alright, now wewe get that hole dug, while I pull in Jade.
Sean: Right. *Digging hole*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Jade*
Sean: *Sees Grass* We got it. *Climbs up ladder*

I wanted to check how everything looked, but I noticed something bad happened.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do wewe mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance. When the guard passes by, I think I can make a signal to let anypony know it's safe.
Bartholomew: What about those guard towers?
Sean: That's a chance you're gonna have to take, but they'll be looking at the compound, not the woods. *Smiles*
Bartholomew: Jade, pass the word, send down thirty feet of rope.
Jade: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shredder: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shining Armor: *In griffon disguise* Send down thirty feet of rope.
Celestia: What?
Shining Armor: Thirty feet of rope!
Celestia: What do they want that for?
Sigmund: How in the world should I know?
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Celestia: We have some kind of a foul up. Get thirty feet of rope right away.
Sacred Symphony: I'm on it *Gets rope*
Celestia: Good. Now go down into the tunnel, and give it to Bartholomew.

While that was being done, Pablo was still nervous.

Volk: They're going through the tunnel Pablo. Everything will be okay. Listen, since Mexico declared to take over the world, wewe left, and joined M.I.3 to stop the Mexicans. If wewe don't go through that tunnel, all of that would be for nothing. Nothing!
Pablo: Okay. I'll go through the tunnel. *Goes to entrance*

At the ending

Sacred Symphony: *Gives rope to Sean*
Sean: *Gets out of tunnel, then quietly goes to tree*
Jade: What's the signal going to be?
Bartholomew: Two tugs.
Jade: Okay.
Sean: *Ties rope to tree*
Griffon 75: *Slowly walking past*
Sean: *Tugs on rope twice*
Sacred Symphony: Okay, time for me to go.
Bartholomew: Alright.
Sacred Symphony: We'll meet up at Sugarcube Corner once we get back to Ponyville, right?
Bartholomew: Right.
Sacred Symphony: *Climbs up, then quietly runs into woods* Thank you.
Sean: Yeah.
Sacred Symphony: And good luck. *runs away*
Jade: *Pulls in Shredder*
Shredder: *Gets off cart, and knocks twice*

The gari was going back to get Brewster.

Bartholomew: Shredder, we're twenty feet short from the woods.
Shredder: How the fuck are wewe twenty feet short?
Bartholomew: It just happened. Now Sean is out there on the other end of the rope. As soon as wewe feel a couple of tugs, you're good to go, but you'll have to keep Brewster down.
Jade: *Hears two knocks, and pulls in Brewster*

Suddenly, an alarm went off.

Brewster: *Gets off cart* What's that?
Shredder: It sounds like an air raid.
Jade: Oh no, the goons will turn off all the power, and we'll lose the lights in the tunnel.
Pablo: *Knocks twice*
Jade: *Pulling in Pablo*

Jade was right. Bombs could be heard in the distance, and soon the lights were turned off.

Jade: *Stops pulling cart*
Pablo: Hey! What's happening?!
Sean: *Goes to hole, then whispers* It's an air raid, get everypony out, quickly!
Bartholomew: Alright, go.
Shredder: *Goes up ladder*
Brewster: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder & Bartholomew: *Runs into woods*
Pablo: What's happening? *Crying*
Volk: *Shows up* Pablo, it's alright, the lights have been turned off.
Sean: Hurry.
Jade: *Lights lantern* Light the lantern down there!
Pablo: wewe go *Gets off cart*
Volk: Are wewe sure?
Pablo: Yes.
Bartholomew: Come on fella's move, move! We could get dozens out with this darkness.
Volk: *Gets on cart*
Bartholomew: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Volk: *Knocks twice*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Volk* What is this Volk?
Volk: It's Pablo-
Bartholomew: Is he stuck in there?
Volk: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then get him out!
Pablo: *Arrives*
Bartholomew: Hurry!
Volk & Pablo: *Climb out hole*
Pablo: *Stares at Sean*
Sean: *Stares at Pablo*
Volk: Come on, let's go *Runs into woods*
Pablo: *Follows Volk*
gppony, pony prisoner 36: *Runs into woods*
Shining Armor: *runs to woods*

The bombing stopped, and the lights were turning back on.

Sean: We're on the rope. *goes back to tree*
Celestia: Alright Sigmund, it's your turn. I'll take over for you.
Sigmund: Thank wewe *grabs huge suitcase*
Celestia: What the fuck do wewe have in there? A piano?
Sigmund: Oh, that's very funny mate.
Celestia: Sigmund, wewe won't get this through.
Sigmund: Oh, pssh! *Goes through tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Was that Sigmund with his massive suitcase?
James: Yeah, who else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why doesn't he just listen to Opera?

However, the suitcase was not a problem, and Sigmund got out of the tunnel with ease.

Sigmund: *runs to woods, then pats Sean on the back twice*
Jade: Bartholomew we better get a songesha on, au we won't have a chance to catch any of the trains. There's zaidi ponies down here, we'll just have to tell them what to do.
Bartholomew: Very well. Let's go. *Climbs up ladder*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Waiting kwa Sean*
Gordon: *Gets out of tunnel, then trips*
Griffon 37: *Hears sound* Is anyone there?!
Gordon: *Stays down*
James: *Holding rope* Come on, come on!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Waiting kwa James*
Griffon 37: Did wewe hear anything?
Griffon 90: No.
Griffon 37: Let's check anyway. *grabs flashlight*
James: Come on!
Gordon: *Staying on ground*
James: Oh, forget it. *Climbs up ladder*
Griffon 37: *Sees James* Hey!
James: *Puts hooves in air* Don't shoot!
Sean: Don't shoot!
James: Don't shoot!
Griffon 37: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Runs away*
Gordon: *runs away*

After that, zaidi guards came.

Griffon 98: *Pointing gun at entrance of tunnel*
Ponies: *Coming out of tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Boy, there's a lot of fucking shot being fired.
Airborne: Maybe it's because of you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Impossible, I was down here, not doing anything.
Major Skyler: *Pointing gun at entrance*
Airborne: *Sticks head through entrance*
Major Skyler: Out.
Airborne: *Comes out of tunnel*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Comes out of tunnel*

The inayofuata morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading orodha of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives orodha back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew, and Jade?
Shredder: Yeah, and Sacred Symphony, and Shining Armor, sehr gut.
Brewster: Now what do we do?
Shredder: Now we wait for the train.
Engineer: *Drives steam locomotive, pulling a passenger train*
Shining Armor: *Sees train*
Nazis: *Arrive in motorcycles, and cars*
Engineer: *Stops train at platform*
Bartholomew, & Jade: *Get on train*
Shredder & Brewster: *Get on*
Sacred Symphony: *Gets on*
Shining Armor: *Gets on*
Captain Muntz: *Stares at locomotive*
Nazi 987: *Going to train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle*
Captain Muntz: *Gets on*
Engineer: *Drives train*

Clouds of smoke, and steam poured from the engine, and with some wheel slip, the train left the station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *walking through train*
Nazis: *Sleeping, with legs on seats*
Bartholomew: Ehem.
Nazi 67: *Wakes up friend*
Nazi 65: *Moves legs off seat*
Nazi 67: *Moves legs off seat*
Bartholomew: Merci. *Sits down*
Jade: *Sits inayofuata to Bartholomew*

Meanwhile, near the station, Sigmund was walking down a mitaani, mtaa when he saw a bicycle. No one was around, so Sigmund took a wire cutter, and cut the chain on the bike's wheel, which was preventing the bike from getting stolen. After doing that, Sigmund aliiba the bike.

At another part of town, I was waiting near a road.

Sean: *Puts wire across road*
Nazi Biker: *Riding motorcycle*
Sean: *Lays down in ditch*
Nazi Biker: *Sees wire, and falls off bike*
Sean: *Sees bike*
Nazi Biker: *Dead*

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of flowers to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shredder: *Stands up, and walks to Bartholomew's car*
Captain Muntz: *Enters Bartholomew's car*
Shredder: *Goes back to Brewster*
Captain Muntz: Sie sind in der Armee Discord?
Bartholomew: Uhm, oui.
Captain Muntz: Warum sprechen Sie französisch?
Bartholomew: Nous sommes d'une région dans le nord de l'italie.
Captain Muntz: Papiere bitte.
Bartholomew: *Gives Captain papers*
Captain Muntz: *Examining papers* Alles gut. *returns papers*
Bartholomew: Merci.
Shredder: *Goes to Sacred Symphony* Tally ho. *walks with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts on glasses*
Shredder & Brewster: *Going to end of train*
Captain Muntz: *Goes to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts down paper*
Captain Muntz: Darf ich Ihre Fahrkarten?
Sacred Symphony: Ja. *grabs train ticket* Und ich.. *Grabs papers* Und ich habe meine Papiere.
Captain Muntz: *Reads papers* Sie sind ein Leutnant in der Armee Zwietracht?
Sacred Symphony: Ja.
Captain Muntz: *Returns papers, and ticket*
Sacred Symphony: Danke.
Shredder: *Sees Shining Armor disguised as griffon* Tally ho. *Gets to end of train*
Brewster: What do we do now?
Shredder: We jump on a count of three.
Brewster: I'd prefer if wewe gave me a fair push.
Shredder: Okay. Here we go. *Jumps off train while pushing Brewster off*

They landed in a nyasi, nyasi kavu field.

Shredder: Are wewe alright?
Brewster: Yes, I think so. I thought that was fun actually. *Looks at train* It doesn't seem to be slowing down.
Shredder: Yes you're right. I don't think anypony saw us jump off.

Speaking of trains, Sigmund was riding his bike closer to another train station.

As for Volk, and Pablo? They were going down a river in their boat. Pablo was rowing, while Volk steered the boat.

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Biker: *Gets in front of me*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker 2: *Arrives*
Sean: *Goes across bridge*
Nazi Biker: *Crashes*
Nazi Biker 2: *Gets across*
Nazi Biker 3: *Follows Biker 2*

* * *

Sigmund: *Opens door to freight car*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Sigmund: *Climbs in car, and closes door*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, then drives train*

Sigmund got his own free ride. I wish I could say the same for myself.

Sean: *Riding motorcycle on grass*
Nazis: *Following*
Sean: *Stops kwa shed*

I had a feeling I Lost them, so I decided to make sure. Two bikes, and two cars were following me, so if I saw any of them going towards me, I would shoot them.

Sean: *Gets off bike, and takes off helmet*
Nazis: *Going down dirt road*
Sean: *Grabs pistol*
Nazis: *Getting close to shed*
Sean: *Points gun at car*
Nazis: *Turn left*
Sean: *Puts away gun*

I fooled them.

And now for something completely different.

Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Get out*
Colt: *Handing out flyers*
Nazis: *Checking passengers*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking towards Nazis*
Captain Muntz: *Sees Bartholomew, and Jade*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Captain Muntz, then tries to hide her face*
Captain Muntz: *Continues looking at Bartholomew, and Jade* Perfect.
Sacred Symphony: *Jumps on Captain Muntz*
Captain Muntz: Hey!
Sacred Symphony: *Grabs Captain's pistol, and shoots Captain Muntz*
Mare: AAH!!
Nazis: *Going towards Sacred Symphony*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Leave station*
Sacred Symphony: *Running away*
Nazi: *Shoots Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Walks off platform, and falls on train tracks*

Sacred Symphony sacrificed her life to let Bartholomew, and Jade get out of the station.

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were wewe going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were wewe to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have wewe done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did wewe do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is my uniform. I dyed it with some blue ink after getting shot down.
Corporal Hothead: Don't wewe realize that spies are getting shot?
Gordon: I was just trying to escape from a prison camp. You'd do the same if wewe were locked up for three years!
Queen Chrysalis: Just to see your wife, and family?
Gordon: wewe obviously have the wrong pony, I'm not even married.
Queen Chrysalis: Okay, get him to the others.
Corporal Hothead: *Puts Gordon in room*
Gordon: *Sees other prisoners* Hello Shining Armor.
Shining Armor: Hi Gordon.
Gordon: It's nice to see wewe all again.
Shining Armor: I wish I could say the same for you.

As Gordon got locked up, Shredder, and Brewster got to an airport owned kwa Nazi Forces.

Shredder: There's a fighter out there that I can fly.
Brewster: What about the guards?
Shredder: Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. *Runs toward guard*
Griffon 4: *Aims rifle*
Shredder: *Trips guard, and breaks it neck*
Brewster: *Walks up*
Shredder: *Drags guard into hangar* Okay, now follow me. *walks to fighter*
Brewster: *Following Shredder*
Shredder: Brewster *Holding key* When I say go, crank this clockwise. When the engine starts, don't songesha au you'll get a mouth full of propeller.
Brewster: *Puts key in plane engine*
Shredder: Ready?
Brewster: Yes.
Shredder: *Hitting buttons* Go.
Brewster: *Turning key clockwise*

The noise of the engine caught the attention of two soldiers in the control tower.

Shredder: *Starts plane*
Brewster: *Takes key out plane*
Shredder: *Helps Brewster get in plane*
Nazi 8: *Talking on phone*
Shredder: *Takes off*

Soon, they went up, and into the air.

Shredder: inayofuata stop, Switzerland.
Brewster: *Smiles*

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

au so it seemed. They were getting closer, when the airplane started to act strange.

Shredder: *Losing altitude, and hits a few buttons*
Brewster: What is it, petrol?
Shredder: I don't know! Fuel seems okay, but we're losing power! *Crashes into tree*
Brewster: *Sees fire*
Shredder: *Pushes Brewster out plane* Go that way *Points to road* I'll follow you.
Brewster: *Walking towards road*
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Brewster: *sees car*
Nazi: *Grabs sniper rifle*
Brewster: *Very sad* Shredder?
Sniper: *Shoots Brewster*
Shredder: Brewster?! *Runs to Brewster*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Shredder*
Shredder: *Crying* DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!! I surrender! *Leans down* Brewster? I'm sorry buddy, I fouled things up.
Brewster: That's okay. Thank wewe for getting me... Out. *dies*
Shredder: Why?

Okay, after that dramatic death scene...

Sean: *Riding up grassy hill*

I Lost the guys on the bike, but there was another problem in my path.

Sean: *Sees two fences*

One was shorter then the other.

Sean: *Looks right*
Nazis: *Arrive in truck*
Sean: *Looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Catching up*
Sean: *goes left*
Fifty Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around, then catches air from riding up a small hill*

I landed between the two fences.

Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker: *Shoots bike*
Sean: *Falls off, and lands in wires*
Nazis: *Pointing guns at Sean*
Sean: *Bleeding*
Nazi 798: aufstehen Verlierer.
Sean: *Slowly standing up, his left arm hurts*
Nazi 798: nennen?
Sean: *Shows major badge, then sticks right arm in air* Heil Robotnik.

At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The gppony, pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
gppony, pony Driver: *stops car*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
gppony, pony Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: wewe are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do wewe understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can wewe help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
gppony, pony on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over gppony, pony on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop kwa Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: wewe are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish wewe didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three motorcycles were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling wewe Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay au a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony that's too young to be killed.
Jade: Oh don't worry, we're all over seventeen. Besides, wewe did a very good job handling the situation.
Bartholomew: Well, thanks.

The road mgawanyiko, baidisha in three ways. One truck went straight, another went left, and the last one went right.

The truck Bartholomew was in stopped in a field.

Discord: *Opens door*
Bartholomew: What's happening?
Discord: All right. wewe can get out now, and stretch your legs. It will take hours before wewe reach the camp.
Bartholomew & Other ponies: *Get out of truck*
Bartholomew: wewe know Jade, all this has been quite interesting. With the tunnel digging, the running from enemies, and Tom, Dick, and Harry. It kept me well alive. wewe know Jade-
Changeling 89: *Loading machine gun*
Bartholomew: *Sees machine gun*
Changeling 89: *Shooting Ponies*

Nearby, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis were standing on a small hill, as their bodies became silhouettes alongside the sunset.

inayofuata morning at the prison camp.

Celestia: *Walks into Gilda's office*
Gilda: Eleven of your ponies are being returned today.
Celestia: Will anymore ponies arrive?
Gilda: I don't know. *Grabs paper* I regret to inform you.... That fifty of your soldiers were... Executed yesterday evening.
Celestia: How many of them were wounded?
Gilda: Here's the orodha of the dead *Gives Celestia list*
Celestia: How many of the fifty were wounded?!
Gilda: None, that I know of. Doctor Robotnik will only allow me to tell you, that fifty of your soldiers were...
Celestia: I see. *takes list*

A few dakika later, she was kusoma the orodha outloud.

Celestia: Alicorn Amulet. Amamda Licciardi. Bankrupt Frank. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.

What about Volk, and Pablo? They weren't caught kwa anyone as they rowed their mashua towards the docks, and got on board a tramp steamer that was being loaded. They were going to Hawaii.

As for Sigmund, he was on his way to Russia.

French Stallion: Good luck.
Sigmund: Thanks.
French Stallion: *Walks away*
Russian Stallion: *Carrying rifle* Cэр, I am your guide.
Sigmund: And you're russian?
Russian Stallion: да.
Sigmund: Good. You, and me will get along just fine. *Pats russian stallion on the back twice, and walks to Russia*

Back at the prison camp

Shredder: *Arrives with other ponies*
Celestia: Ah, good. I'm glad to see you're all safe?
Shredder: Did anypony else arrive?
Celestia: No. You're the first ones here. Where's Brewster?
Shredder: He didn't make it. Bartholomew was right about that.
Celestia: I'm afraid Bartholomew didn't make it either.
Shredder: What?
Celestia: They just ilitumwa a orodha of fifty ponies that just got shot. The changelings killed them.
Prisoner 36: They killed Bartholomew, Jade, and even Sacred Symphony?
Celestia: Yes.
Shredder: Volk, and Pablo?
Celestia: No, they're not on the list. Bartholomew's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way possible. In my opinion, he did that.
Shredder: And wewe think it was worth all the trouble he went through?
Celestia: That depends on your point of view Shredder.

Soon, a car arrived with Discord, and a few Italian Soldiers.

Discord: *Gets out of car* Achtung!
Griffons: *Saluting Discord*
Gilda: *Walks up*
Discord: She is not to be saluted. Get her out of here.
Griffons: *Put Gilda in car*
Seargent Schultz: *Stops in car*
Sean: *Steps out of Seargent's car*
Gilda: Well I see wewe got a lot of scratches on you.
Sean: Yeah, I fell off a motorcycle. How many?
Gilda: Fifty.
Sean: Wow.
Gilda: It seems, that you'll be seeing the Griffon Kingdom before the war ends after all.
Discord: Get her out of here.
Italian Soldiers: *drives away*
Discord: And wewe are going into the cooler.
Sean: I'm not surprised about that. *Walks to cooler*
upinde wa mvua Dash: hujambo Sean! *Throws baseball mit, and ball*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 55: *Opens cell door*
Sean: *Walks in cell*
Griffon 55: *Locks door*

This fanfiction is dedicated to the fifty that have been killed.

The End.
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.

 Big Sister
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#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
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-Chapter 1: An Unforgettable Luncheon

Ring ring.
The doorbell rang. Superintendent Chalmers stood outside, champagne in hand, as he waited patiently. Seymour opened the door, greeted kwa his employer, who greeted him with a monotone voice
“Well, Seymour, I made it”, Superintendent Chalmers said, “Despite your directions”
“Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome!” Seymour exclaimed with a smile. “I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon”
“Eh”, Chalmers exclaimed in a rather bored tone. He invited himself in, taking a kiti, kiti cha at the table, placing the champagne into the...
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So, Final ndoto VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final ndoto VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired kwa it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a space parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say soccer is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where wewe play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
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I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another sekunde and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years zamani before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angels hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angels as she can. So like I alisema before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
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So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon kwa Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
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So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet wewe all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-

Smooth Criminal has already stolen this review



Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my inayopendelewa Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed kwa Capcom, created kwa the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
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In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime



Creepypasta



And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP



Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Well, looks like I'm late to the party again. After the latest Nintendo Direct that ended things off with an incredibly hype trailer for Smash 5, inaonyesha off Mario and Breath of the Wild Link staring down the Inklings from Splatoon, and with nothing else after that, it drove people insane. So, with Smash 5 coming out this year, we all know what our thoughts are. Who are they gonna bring into the game this time? When Brawl introduced Sonic, we all were kinda happy. Heck, despite how much our minds were blown that Snake was in Brawl, we could see it being possible. But with Smash 4 introducing...
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Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are zaidi than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a juu five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...
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I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one inayopendelewa game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that wewe can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my inayopendelewa games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, au just things that I either really upendo or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now wewe all know that this is clearly an makala created kwa me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. au rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Oh, Sega. When will wewe ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a ukuta of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, wewe will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...
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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s nyumbani (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve wewe been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got zaidi time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. alisema that she was on the phone with...
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Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad krisimasi horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when wewe think of anything that appears to be scary, what do wewe think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of wewe think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead au just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if wewe aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make wewe change your mind. And that movie in swali is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are wewe excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest sinema out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even zaidi Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels zaidi like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when sinema were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director kwa the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Marafiki find to be one of the best slasher sinema out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman kwa the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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