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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it Lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked kwa the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with their leader and his old mentor, Dutch, so that he can go back to his life as a family man. And oh boy, do things work out well for John Marston, with absolutely nothing bad ever happening to him. The game, being set in the old west, is not very different with it’s environments aside from a desert and a few towns. It’s not a giant city with a ton to see like say Los Santos in GTA V, but it doesn’t need to be that. Just going down a trail in the dead of night as wewe make your way to the inayofuata town as wewe listen to the old acoustic guitar, gitaa and chimes that sound like an old western movie is all wewe need to get invested in this games world. It’s kinda like how Bully has the Harry Potter esque muziki when wewe walk around town. It doesn’t need anything zaidi than a good score and a fun world to explore, and boy is Red Dead got a pretty fun world. Sure, there’s just miles and miles of sand, but wewe also have a ton to do. wewe can go and hunt wanyama for their pelts, help out bila mpangilio encounters (Or kill them), and help out strangers in side quests, which will usually lead to wewe questioning how fucked up the wild west is with how far some of these people do things. Like a man heading to California will go crazy and just up and die out of nowhere, and a man collecting flowers for his wife. Nothing weird there, until wewe see that his wife is just a corpse. Okay, fuck this, this is getting to some fucking Norman Bates Psycho shit and I want no part of it. There’s also a ton of mini games to play, like bird shooting, card games, horseshoes, and challenges to take out special foes in a shootout minigame. But how’s the real part of the game, the shooting part? Aside from having a plethora of weapons to use on attacking soldiers, angry Native Americans and your usual crooks, wewe also have the ability of the Dead Eye, which unlike Max Payne’s Bullet Time, gives wewe a chance to slow down time to a stop and aim your gun, before locking on to a number of multiple targets. Using it correctly will allow wewe to take out a bunch of enemies at once without wewe taking damage. Uh, just don’t try it on that one mission, cause it doesn’t work. Anyone who plays the game knows which mission. And let me tell you, that story is so damn good, and real sad. Why is Rockstar trying to make people sad? I thought they were the funny edgy kind of company that liked to poke fun at people. Why do they gotta make people feel bad?
When I was a kid, my dad would always watch western movies, and I never understood the appeal. But when I played Red Dead Redemption, saw the world, experienced the story, and got to know John Marston as a character, I understood what the appeal was. Red Dead Redemption is an amazing western tale that mixes all the best of Rockstar’s games, from the fun gameplay to the huge world to explore to the great soundtrack (Yes, I have to talk about that again). I still haven’t played 2 yet, but I am expecting as much great moments and as much broken hearts as I got from the first one.
posted by Windwakerguy430
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, bitch, kahaba
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will wewe stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first makala of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where wewe play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and wewe have a choice to be good au evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this makala contains spoilers)

Boss: wasp Queen
The wasp Queen is the...
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. wewe invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. wewe 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how wewe found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a mwaka au two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought wewe were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...
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Song: link

 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and uhuishaji allows people to do things that wewe couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to upendo animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still upendo the uhuishaji of cartoons and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with wewe all uhuishaji styles kwa creators that I upendo the most. Some wewe may like, and some I may get wewe to like. So, let’s start with the...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed kwa the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a mwaka after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss au even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are mashabiki of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack kwa dragons. So, with the use of...
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Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, wewe always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, wewe don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Anime girls depending on clothing au breast size:

Small breasts, zaidi layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one bitch, kahaba nobody likes au for some reason find really cute.

 The only Tsundere I like
The only Tsundere I like


Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just kwa them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.

 I honestly actually kinda like Misa
I honestly actually kinda like Misa


Large breasts, zaidi layers of clothes, au fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

 I remember this chick from when I was little and I could only watch Toonami for anime
I remember this chick...
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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done kwa Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for wewe all, not a Nightmare on Elm mitaani, mtaa classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: wewe know, wewe shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did wewe hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase wewe forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a mti stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. wewe look very adorable. I gotta take wewe to meet some friends....
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality kwa making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get wewe a new weapon, levels wewe up, au gives wewe money. However, there are THOSE survivors. wewe know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story kwa narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms mitaani, mtaa (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY mwezi at this point? It’s zaidi like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted punda schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big mwezi long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we songesha on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where wewe play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my inayopendelewa video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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