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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it Lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked kwa the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with their leader and his old mentor, Dutch, so that he can go back to his life as a family man. And oh boy, do things work out well for John Marston, with absolutely nothing bad ever happening to him. The game, being set in the old west, is not very different with it’s environments aside from a desert and a few towns. It’s not a giant city with a ton to see like say Los Santos in GTA V, but it doesn’t need to be that. Just going down a trail in the dead of night as wewe make your way to the inayofuata town as wewe listen to the old acoustic guitar, gitaa and chimes that sound like an old western movie is all wewe need to get invested in this games world. It’s kinda like how Bully has the Harry Potter esque muziki when wewe walk around town. It doesn’t need anything zaidi than a good score and a fun world to explore, and boy is Red Dead got a pretty fun world. Sure, there’s just miles and miles of sand, but wewe also have a ton to do. wewe can go and hunt wanyama for their pelts, help out bila mpangilio encounters (Or kill them), and help out strangers in side quests, which will usually lead to wewe questioning how fucked up the wild west is with how far some of these people do things. Like a man heading to California will go crazy and just up and die out of nowhere, and a man collecting flowers for his wife. Nothing weird there, until wewe see that his wife is just a corpse. Okay, fuck this, this is getting to some fucking Norman Bates Psycho shit and I want no part of it. There’s also a ton of mini games to play, like bird shooting, card games, horseshoes, and challenges to take out special foes in a shootout minigame. But how’s the real part of the game, the shooting part? Aside from having a plethora of weapons to use on attacking soldiers, angry Native Americans and your usual crooks, wewe also have the ability of the Dead Eye, which unlike Max Payne’s Bullet Time, gives wewe a chance to slow down time to a stop and aim your gun, before locking on to a number of multiple targets. Using it correctly will allow wewe to take out a bunch of enemies at once without wewe taking damage. Uh, just don’t try it on that one mission, cause it doesn’t work. Anyone who plays the game knows which mission. And let me tell you, that story is so damn good, and real sad. Why is Rockstar trying to make people sad? I thought they were the funny edgy kind of company that liked to poke fun at people. Why do they gotta make people feel bad?
When I was a kid, my dad would always watch western movies, and I never understood the appeal. But when I played Red Dead Redemption, saw the world, experienced the story, and got to know John Marston as a character, I understood what the appeal was. Red Dead Redemption is an amazing western tale that mixes all the best of Rockstar’s games, from the fun gameplay to the huge world to explore to the great soundtrack (Yes, I have to talk about that again). I still haven’t played 2 yet, but I am expecting as much great moments and as much broken hearts as I got from the first one.
Have wewe ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who alisema that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The inayofuata day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found kwa Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the mwaka 1927, there is a small island town in New York named fox, mbweha Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run kwa a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran kwa one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across fox, mbweha Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other siku and it finally came to my head. A swali that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES wewe COULD GO TO WOULD wewe PICK A CLASSROOM TO onyesha YOUR anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES wewe COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another siku in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I alisema to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, au insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those sinema that is hated, weather kwa fans, critics, au the world in general, but wewe just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, mashabiki were hyped for the inayofuata one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They alisema that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one au two characters that wewe can interact with. However, there are those characters that wewe just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If wewe like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the orodha because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when wewe pick up a rupee au are fighting enemies, she will always come and give wewe advice that wewe already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very sekunde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a orodha about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN zaidi disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the zaidi disturbing things in the media, kwa what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when wewe think of Pokemon, wewe think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered kwa a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes wewe test your abilities, giving wewe a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, au is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes wewe wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, wewe will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack kwa a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes kwa train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are wewe doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get wewe out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and Playstation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in upendo with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel duka was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was aliyopewa night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of wewe that own a Playstation, I'm sure wewe know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ wewe sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. wewe see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. wewe know what, screw it, I wont swali the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be zaidi specific. Crimson skies is a game where wewe play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, wewe play the whole game in a fighter plane around the mwaka 1940. Now, its a lot zaidi fun then wewe think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: buibui Zeppelin
The buibui Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask wewe something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want wewe to do this alone. Unless wewe want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, wewe did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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