When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was zaidi of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The onyesha was maarufu enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this orodha is Spongebob Squarepants:...

Let me start this makala off kwa getting something out of the way. I like The Sims. Is it the superior life simulator game, I wouldn’t say so, but it’s a really fun game. There’s just something satisfying about building up your house with all kinds of stuff to create a massive nyumbani with the money your Sim earns. That and just finding new ways to kill everyone in the Sims, but satisfaction nonetheless. There were a lot of side Sim games, like a lot of expansion packs for 2 and 3, and whatever the hell EA was doing with 4. One of these more… unique side games was the MySims games. Let’s...

Pardon the sudden absence of Hidden Gems, everyone. When wewe are searching for games that no one ever talks about, it can be pretty difficult when wewe are surrounded kwa maarufu games, and also college starting up soon is a real pain. But, I am glad to say that I will be continuing my tafuta for obscure and less mentioned games, and what better way to start than one that has been well received kwa numerous people. Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days was a sequel to the first game, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men, a game I never played before. Kane and Lynch 2 did pretty well in the UK, making it the number one...

When it comes to video game remakes, wewe usually get something that’s either impressive, au just the same game with some pretty graphics. Some of the best known and best upendo remakes of all time are Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, Grim Fandango, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D, Super Mario 64 DS, and Pokemon: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. But, there is one remake that I upendo zaidi than any other. wewe all probably know what it is, and wewe all know the impact that it had. After playing this remake, not only did it improve the original, but it’s impossible to enjoy the original after this...

Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought wewe went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a salama place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do wewe really au are wewe just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned kwa Mickie
Nate: wewe mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never alisema he was clean. I just alisema the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........

Okay, everyone stop right where wewe are. Unless your brave enough, au foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If wewe don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, au reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell wewe all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a lemon, limau Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...

Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I alisema be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, wewe ate breakfast. wewe just smoked pot and now wewe have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes kwa on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed kwa two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
Nate: I'm twenty one
David: Whatever, old...

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the mwezi of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce wewe all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

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SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen kengele as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford

Also Starring

Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark...

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

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Saten: (a mwaka au two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought wewe were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. wewe can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...

“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t wewe just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, wewe gotta get all the sleep wewe can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed kwa a movie nowadays. vitabu have the ability to let wewe think about the horror and let wewe imagine it yourself, and video games let wewe experience it from a first hand perspective, but sinema are not the best with making wewe feel scared. Even the good horror sinema don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with nukuu because any SMT mashabiki will tell wewe that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that wewe may know, and the reason why wewe are kusoma this makala right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...

Well, looks like it’s time to dust off this corpse of a series that I haven’t touched upon in a long time. Hidden Gems has been on the back burner for quite some time until I could play zaidi underappreciated games. And now that I am back into it, I think now is the time to start talking about it again. And let’s talk about Persona (Wait, that’s not underrated). It’s no surprise that I upendo Persona. Like, a lot. And when I was told that there were a ton of other games like it in the world of Shin Megami Tensei, well, I just had to get onboard that. I started with the third game, Nocturne,...

So let’s just get this out of the way while there is still time. I upendo the Persona franchise. I was planning on doing a big project with it, but now isn’t the right time, so… later. But for now, let’s talk about the first of a few Persona games that will be appearing on the list. And what better game to talk about than one that mashes both of my loves into one. Persona and Fighting games. It’s Persona 4 Arena Ultimax baby!
The story is a follow up to Arena, the first one, which I have not played (oops). It involves an event known as the P1 Climax, a fighting tournament that...