Alpha and Omega Article: the time Fred got almost killed kwa jenna and gets killed kwa the mail pilot

the time Fred got almost killed kwa jenna and gets killed kwa the mail pilot

posted by katelover14

Fred: hujambo arent wewe the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.

Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do wewe need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!

jenna:wait not yet

balto:why?

jenna: ill onyesha him the way

balto: fine onyesha him.

jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way

ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.

jenna:ok were here

fred:wait this is it?

jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.

fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.

jenna: ok im back balto.

balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?

jenna: i killed him

balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed

jenna: ok balto.

balto:we killed Fred for you.

mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!

it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred

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katelover14 please comment

crystalcat15 This is so freakin' hilarious!!!

johnalphawolf dude that is epic buddy like that keep it up

LoneWOLF2272 Funny lol

rexsgirl123 Nice. I think it's hilarious.

jamieomegawolf ha this so funny*ROFL*

trueshadowwolf HA HA HA DIE IN HELL FRED HA HA HA

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 7: The Lost Tale (Part 7)

posted by PurpleDragon02

For the inayofuata four months, Leyla and fira, viper anxiously waited for any news about Humphrey. Then one siku in early spring, they finally got it. Humphrey was finally getting out of his cast and Leyla left to go and get him. When she got there, she almost didn’t recognize him. Because he had spent so much time completely immobilized, Humphrey was being wheeled around on a large, flat cart. His fur, manyoya also hadn’t gotten much of a chance to grow back while he was in the cast, so Leyla could see his bare skin and most of his body was only covered in a very light kanzu, koti of fur. His head was the only thing...

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 7: The Lost Tale (part 3)

posted by PurpleDragon02

When Humphrey woke up the inayofuata day, he was in a completely different place. For a moment, he thought he was back in the pack, but as he looked around, he realized that nothing was familiar. The rocks, the grass, the one single mti that was there. He then noticed a fence surrounding the small area he had woken up in with a grey stone building and a door on one side. He was confused. Where was he? Where was Leyla?

“Hey!” a voice called.

Humphrey turned around and looked at who the voice belonged to. He noticed another mbwa mwitu standing behind him, looking at him. The mbwa mwitu had dark grey fur, manyoya and...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 5: Dawn of Destruction

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 5: Dawn of Destruction

Night had fallen and Claudette, Runt, and most of the pack had long since gone to sleep. A few Mbwa mwitu loups remained awake to guard the borders in case something went wrong, sleeping in shifts the whole night. The rest of the siku had gone kwa without event after Stinky had left and everyone thought nothing bad was going to happen. As dawn approached, however, something did happen. Something that would change everyone’s lives forever.

The sun was just beginning to come up over the horizon and the Mbwa mwitu loups that were out on patrol could see the light peeking out from behind...

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Alpha and Omega: The inayofuata Generation Chapter 10: "This is Just the Beginning"

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 10: "This is Just the Beginning"

As the Mbwa mwitu loups returned to the valley, Kyle and the rest of the Northerners began to return to their pack.

“Thank wewe for helping us in our fight,” Stinky said, thanking Kyle.

“Of course,” Kyle replied. “Anything for Humphrey’s pups.”

“I don’t think this is over,” Runt said. “When Martin and I were taking Oscar to Sawtooth Cave, he told us about a man who destroyed his entire pack single-handedly. We think he might be the Wolfslayer, the same one Hammond mentioned when he first attacked us. If the Wolfslayer really is the true leader...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Epilogue

posted by PurpleDragon02

Epilogue

The inayofuata five years of Humphrey’s life passed quickly. He had become good Marafiki with Salty, Mooch, and Shaky and they rarely did anything alone. One day, toward the beginning of fall, Humphrey decided to onyesha them something he had been meaning to for a while but had never gotten the chance to. He led them up to a kilima near a waterfall and he found a sturdy logboard for them. The four went hurtling down the kilima when Salty, Mooch, and Shakey were thrown off and only Humphrey was left. And then, suddenly, he saw Kate leaping through the air as he went flying off a ledge.

Humphrey abandoned...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

Humphrey’s life improved significantly ever since he officially became part of the Western Pack. Everyone was kind to him, the caribou was the best he had ever had, and most importantly, he was happy. So happy, in fact, that over the years, he slowly began to forget about his past. He forgot about his life in the woods with Arnold, and he forgot about his real family. In time, he truly believed he had lived in the Western Pack his whole life as his traumatic memories were slowly suppressed kwa his new life.

Shortly after Humphrey was accepted into the pack, Kate’s...

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My Alpha and Omega Story: How I discovered Alpha and Omega

posted by PurpleDragon02

If you're kusoma this, then chances are wewe almost certainly recognize the name "Alpha and Omega". I mean, wewe are part of the Alpha and Omega shabiki club. Everyone has their story of how they first discovered a inayopendelewa movie au book for the very first time, but I'll tell wewe now, my story of discovery and rediscovery is probably one the most unique you'll ever hear. My life in the future may very well have been changed because I found Alpha and Omega again after completely forgetting about it for years. I don't know if I should call this story one of chance au not because everything had to...

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Alpha and Omega 9: Missing Parents Chapter 9: The Wounded Warrior

posted by PurpleDragon02

Where Humphrey got shot

Chapter 9: The Wounded Warrior

“Humphrey!” Kate shouted.

As soon as he felt the excruciating pain in his side, Humphrey’s jaw relaxed and the man crawled out from under him, cradling his injured arm. Humphrey staggered, but remained standing. His face showed an expression of surprise rather than pain.

He turned his head and looked at Kate who just stood in the cage, horrified kwa what she saw. They held each other’s gaze for a moment and then Humphrey collapsed onto the ground.

“NO!”

Kenya heard the gunshot from inside the animal control car that she had been put in. As she watched her...

Kate spam!

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Odd mbwa mwitu Out: Chapter One

posted by Extinction17

It was a pleasant siku for our inayopendelewa mbwa mwitu pack. Kate and Humphrey have sprung up a litter of nine pups in addition to the ones they already have. From oldest to youngest, the pups were named: Bo, Clint, K.J., Lil' Hump, Claire, Bell, Tess, Jazz, and Swagger.

Three months later....

Those same pups have progressed so quickly since their birth (as all Mbwa mwitu loups do.) They have began to run amok all over the United mbwa mwitu Pack. They have driven their mother Kate crazy. Their father, Humphrey tried to settle them down many times, to no avail. Thier older siblings, Claudette, Smokey, and Runt have taken...

Alpha and Omega 2010 Review

posted by SentinelPrime89

This movie has always been somewhat of an on/off experience for me. I enjoyed it when I saw it in theaters back in September of 2010 and a mwezi au so after picking up the DVD, it became an obsessive compulsion from early 2011 to around mid-2012. Nowadays while I still like the movie, I have not watched it nearly as often as I used too, maybe two times between every few months. Sometimes I've held off of it for about a year. And I plan to continue it that way because back then where I call "the dark ages", that obsession was just unhealthy especially around the movie's lead female, Kate.

Now...

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Alpha and Omega

added by SentinelPrime89

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Dayz... Omegaz Part one: Road Rage

posted by CoolSwagWolfAlt

A rainy apocalypse survival-Hunger game like in towns and cities
Humphrey,Poor Lost and stranded on his own. He finds a few other rival Mbwa mwitu loups that agree with him to join,
Humphrey: *Soaking with rain* "What the fuck is this?!" *As he would look down he would find a empty AK-47 As he got that he would then say Humphrey: "Huh? What's this a Seden? *Smiling evily* "Oh it's time!." *Drives off in the sedan moving his head up and down repeating it with a >:) Face Humphrey: "I got A M19? And rounds for it?" "Good!" *He would hear gun fires and bullets hitting his sedan* Rival mbwa mwitu gang: "Shoot...

upendo

added by katewolf22158

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GTX Titan X (GTX 990)

posted by AlphaClub

Did wewe hear about the new 4k beast...? the GTX Titan X? (Or GTX 990 as it's number name, but actually named Titan X, big brother to the Titan Z)

Well, I saw live video benchmarks... at 4k, this powerhouse was able to go through the startup screen/PhysX screen on firestrike, at around 60 FPs... and played the game at 4k at around 20-30, not as good. But I think it was battle field 4... I THINK... it hit around the low 100 FPS at 4k... never done before. On a 1 ms 4k monitor... at a 60 Hz refresh rate. Gave it screen tearing... lol, this thing is a beast... here is a link to the vid: link

Halfway through the video, this guys, Jayztwocents, realizes his packing peanuts are edible, and starts eating them XD

It's funny, because that's what two GTX 780 Ti's can do in SLI, massively overclocked, and this is a single card...

Far Away - Tristam & Braken

posted by AlphaClub

All of your wind has gone
And all of the paths you've drawn
Have sunk to the ocean sand,

Where no one can see wewe stand

And under the dark embrace,

Cower the dreams wewe chase,

Under the rust, and blood,

Don't let yourself,

Give up

And all these steps,

These steps that we take,

Are leading us far away,

And all these years,

Passing each day

Since then we are far away

From where we were

We did what we could,

We are years away, from where we stood,

The road goes on,

Far from it all.

We will start from the start
We will start from the start
We will start from the start
We will start from the start
We will start from the start
We will start from the start
We will start from the start

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Chapter 13: First Fight, First upendo

posted by shadow-omega

My POV

Kyle just laid there and looked at me with an evil grin. "Well it's nice to meet wewe again little brother." he replied

Before I could say anything back, he push me off sending me flying through the air. I landed hard on the ground knocking the air out of me. I looked up and saw Kyle charging at me. I got up ready to take the hit when Jackson and Kate hit Kyle to the ground. They then got in front of him making sure he couldn't attack.

"Honey, could wewe please songesha so I could kill this stupid wolf." Kyle alisema trying to get pass them

"No, first of I want to what this is about." Kate replied...

How to STOP THE F_____ FIGHT

posted by DancingHumphrey

If wewe don't want to create drama, then don't post anything offensive to others in the future.
I did, but only because some of wewe did it first.
This isn't even a website rule (The WHOLE fanpop site is broken anyway).

It's a fact that if wewe don't want to start causing people to uproar the place, then don't post anything that hurts others.
Those maoni on sanman7's makala was offensive, and what causes fights. Same with posting anti-relationship rules (Redwolf blames I start it au ruin everything when I stand up against dictation, another victim blame).

If wewe all were sorry for what you've done...

Winston and Eve The divorce

posted by skyrim2244

One bright morning Winston awoke in his pango empty with nothing but some Bones and leaves. This was because of the new law in the pack which allowed Mbwa mwitu loups to divorce their mates. He divorced eve and told her it was over. This was because she was sleeping around all single wolf's he could smell the other wolf's scents on her. Plus he wasn't getting any nookie. He told her this was his pango and he won't be kicked out of his pango over a slutty wolf. She took her caribou Bones and scraps and left.

The inayofuata Day

Winston went to visit Kate and Humphrey. As soon as he walked he saw that Kate was mad....

Nars' New Love: Chapter 4

posted by Kitsune32

Sup guys. Sorry for the wait. This chapter takes place the morning of the awali chapter. Enjoy.

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For a third time, Nars found himself in the void that only existed within his dreams. He knew that he would meet Maya again. Though he was confused as to why he was summoned.

Speaking of the devil, the ghostly she-wolf appeared once again in front of Nars.p

"Hello Nars," Maya spoke with her goddess-like voice, "it's a pleasure seeing wewe again."

"And I could say the same," Nars replied, "why am I here again?"

"I summoned wewe here to meet someone," Maya answered.

"Meet someone," Nars was confused by...