Fred: hujambo arent wewe the mail pilot from balto?
mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.
Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.
Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.
fred: ok then thank you.
mail pilot: *chokes fred*
Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.
Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.
Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?
Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice
Fred: i was born this way.
balto: well then where do wewe need to go?
fred: i need to get back to seattle.
balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!
jenna:wait not yet
balto:why?
jenna: ill onyesha him the way
balto: fine onyesha him.
jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way
ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.
jenna:ok were here
fred:wait this is it?
jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.
fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.
jenna: ok im back balto.
balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?
jenna: i killed him
balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed
jenna: ok balto.
balto:we killed Fred for you.
mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!
it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred
mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.
Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.
Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.
fred: ok then thank you.
mail pilot: *chokes fred*
Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.
Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.
Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?
Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice
Fred: i was born this way.
balto: well then where do wewe need to go?
fred: i need to get back to seattle.
balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!
jenna:wait not yet
balto:why?
jenna: ill onyesha him the way
balto: fine onyesha him.
jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way
ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.
jenna:ok were here
fred:wait this is it?
jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.
fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.
jenna: ok im back balto.
balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?
jenna: i killed him
balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed
jenna: ok balto.
balto:we killed Fred for you.
mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!
it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when aliyopewa a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has Lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when aliyopewa a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has Lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck wewe talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hujambo Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do wewe mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for wewe not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 mwaka LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 mwaka LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I upendo it when Humphrey dances. And his imba is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I upendo these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I upendo the sekunde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do wewe have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I upendo it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I upendo it when Humphrey dances. And his imba is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I upendo these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I upendo the sekunde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do wewe have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I upendo it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
"WAIT A SECOND!! AM I.........NAKED?!"
