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Fred: hujambo arent wewe the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do wewe need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!

jenna:wait not yet

balto:why?

jenna: ill onyesha him the way

balto: fine onyesha him.

jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way

ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.

jenna:ok were here

fred:wait this is it?

jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.

fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.

jenna: ok im back balto.

balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?

jenna: i killed him

balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed

jenna: ok balto.

balto:we killed Fred for you.

mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!

it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred
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