Fred: hujambo arent wewe the mail pilot from balto?
mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.
Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.
Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.
fred: ok then thank you.
mail pilot: *chokes fred*
Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.
Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.
Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?
Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice
Fred: i was born this way.
balto: well then where do wewe need to go?
fred: i need to get back to seattle.
balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!
jenna:wait not yet
balto:why?
jenna: ill onyesha him the way
balto: fine onyesha him.
jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way
ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.
jenna:ok were here
fred:wait this is it?
jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.
fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.
jenna: ok im back balto.
balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?
jenna: i killed him
balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed
jenna: ok balto.
balto:we killed Fred for you.
mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!
it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred
mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.
Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.
Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.
fred: ok then thank you.
mail pilot: *chokes fred*
Fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.
Fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.
Fred:woah sorry are wewe balto?
Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice
Fred: i was born this way.
balto: well then where do wewe need to go?
fred: i need to get back to seattle.
balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!
jenna:wait not yet
balto:why?
jenna: ill onyesha him the way
balto: fine onyesha him.
jenna:fred ill onyesha wewe the way
ok thank wewe jenna Fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.
jenna:ok were here
fred:wait this is it?
jenna: yes it is. *pushes Fred over the cliff.
fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.
jenna: ok im back balto.
balto wewe werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till wewe got to seattle?
jenna: i killed him
balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot wewe killed
jenna: ok balto.
balto:we killed Fred for you.
mail pilot:good boy balto! now wewe guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where Fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes Fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!
it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill Fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred
hujambo this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a siku and maybe 2 on weekends
one siku on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to songesha i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one siku on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to songesha i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
PPSH-41
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey alisema painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey alisema with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot kwa a hunter in nyasi behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell wewe to give all of your upendo that wewe gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey alisema painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey alisema with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot kwa a hunter in nyasi behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell wewe to give all of your upendo that wewe gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
To help get into the krisimasi spirit. There will be zaidi after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with wewe people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that tarehe kwa my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that tarehe kwa my knowledge
mwandishi note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so wewe know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
