Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do wewe know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps wewe should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are wewe alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do wewe suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 dakika later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do wewe mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did wewe see the conductor?
Passenger: Did wewe see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help wewe (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did wewe say wewe were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. wewe saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger wewe were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So wewe don't feel like wewe can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, wewe can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a runway in an airport
runway pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
runway pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hujambo wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car inayofuata to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows wewe how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do wewe know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps wewe should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are wewe alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do wewe suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 dakika later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do wewe mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did wewe see the conductor?
Passenger: Did wewe see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help wewe (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did wewe say wewe were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. wewe saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger wewe were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So wewe don't feel like wewe can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, wewe can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a runway in an airport
runway pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
runway pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hujambo wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car inayofuata to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows wewe how he got a smartphone in 1951
LATER!
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.
Connor
Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
