My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do wewe know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps wewe should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*

Meawhile, near the tracks

Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are wewe alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do wewe suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.

90 dakika later at Denver's train station

Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do wewe mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did wewe see the conductor?
Passenger: Did wewe see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help wewe (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did wewe say wewe were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. wewe saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger wewe were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no

Back at Cheyenne

Pete: So wewe don't feel like wewe can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, wewe can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*

Nearby was a runway in an airport

runway pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
runway pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.

Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.

Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hujambo wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*

The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*

Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car inayofuata to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!

The End

On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon shows wewe how he got a smartphone in 1951

tailsfan111 likes this

alinah_09 "On The Next Episode Of Ponies On The Rails Gordon shows you how he got a smartphone in 1951" hmm..time traveling? or..Equestria Girls..nah,the 2nd option is impossible..but the other's a pegasus (i think)...a league of idiots

Seanthehedgehog Actually you're correct with the time travelling, but the only idiot working for the Union Pacific would have to be Gordon.

ChibiEmmy So for the rest of the Series Bartholomew will rest his broken bones?

Seanthehedgehog More like the rest of the season. Season 1 will end after the next episode.

1

The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot ngome where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the ngome was gaurded kwa jeeps with machine guns on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight alisema when she saw us, "Hey." I alisema simoultaneously with upinde wa mvua Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

1

My little gppony, gppony, pony talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

hujambo every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do wewe like Discord mean au nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always upendo to see them use them!
On to the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little gppony, pony tamasha would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!

1

zaidi then One Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We ended up at 30th mitaani, mtaa station in Philladalphia. Catie aliiba a train while I aliiba another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind wewe of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because upinde wa mvua Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to songesha it'...

1

zaidi then one Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told upinde wa mvua Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could wewe blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when wewe came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now wewe will do as I say. I want wewe to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...

1

rarity and her Lost brush

posted by fefe2002

rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are wewe crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
upinde wa mvua dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
apple jack: i don't think she is okay wewe all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks wewe all are the best now have fun in your nyumbani i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses

2

Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

posted by NaomiWinx

It was just a regular siku in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her kiti cha enzi room. She was uandishi a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" alisema Nikki as...

1

Discord is back part 11........WE DID IT!!!!!!

posted by applejackrocks

Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did wewe Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did wewe forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did wewe forget? Did wewe forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did wewe regret ever standing kwa my side....
Azura: *singing* did wewe forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....

1

The Lost Memories - Part 4

posted by Quillabex

I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She alisema as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She alisema as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like wewe to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....

1

My Fellow Bronies

posted by triq267

My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until wewe all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...

So, today is the final siku of 2012. But it also marks one mwaka of me being a brony. One mwaka zamani today, while killing time until the new year, and after numerous suggestions from people whose opinions I trust, and massive amounts of research,...

1

A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 5

posted by The_Exorcist

Cotton Swirls explained to them about Queen Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all alisema okay and went out the door.

"SURPRISE!"said Applejack. They all alisema oh no and Score Heights told her,"Applejack,you lied to us the whole time! Just get out of Ponyville!" applejack told her,"Ha,like I am going to do that! I mean,isn't it just wonderful? Seeing all the ponies in great scare,chaos,and no Christmas? I upendo it!"! "Come on,let's put them on!"said Azura Alor. They all put on their elements,and then defeated Applejack....

2

December 2012- Score Heights Birthday (sample for mwaka long fanfic article)

posted by Quillabex

The snow fell calmly from the nightly sky as Score Heights was asleep in her bed. The full moon's light broke the shadows of her room and lit it up with the warmth of Luna's magic. The light eventually shifted to Score's face as she rolled over, disturbed kwa light. For a moment, she paused, hoping to go back to sleep when she remembered that it was her birthday today, December 4th. She rolled over again to look at her clock. "12:00 AM," she muttered under her breath, then yawned and rolled back over to go back to sleep.

She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...

2

Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny siku in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her Marafiki to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, hujambo Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would wewe like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See wewe at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....

1

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When upinde wa mvua Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did wewe find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." upinde wa mvua Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your Marafiki from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead kwa the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left applejack showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

2

Rarest of Them All: Chapter 2- The Cardsharks

posted by MinervaHoot

Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the chanzo of the voice, which was difficult to do, aliyopewa the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...

1

Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her Marafiki at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and ripoti it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and upinde wa mvua Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I alisema yes and used...

1

Pegasister of the Week: sweet_cream

posted by MissMichele

How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did wewe like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know zaidi about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? inayopendelewa mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do wewe think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had zaidi important roles like the other villians.

Did wewe like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! applejack and Fluttershy were...

1

my little pony:tree Marafiki are magic chapter 4

posted by flippy_fan210

Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was kusoma a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, wewe might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another mti friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...

1

Hedgeghog in ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill kwa Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every gppony, pony was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, kwa running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile applejack jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...

2

Hedgehog in Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After breakfast I drive out of Sweet apple acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....

4

Hedgehog in ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot kwa a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...