Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do wewe know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps wewe should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are wewe alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do wewe suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 dakika later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do wewe mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did wewe see the conductor?
Passenger: Did wewe see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help wewe (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did wewe say wewe were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. wewe saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger wewe were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So wewe don't feel like wewe can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, wewe can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a runway in an airport
runway pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
runway pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hujambo wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car inayofuata to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows wewe how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do wewe know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps wewe should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are wewe alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do wewe suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 dakika later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do wewe mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did wewe see the conductor?
Passenger: Did wewe see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help wewe (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did wewe say wewe were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. wewe saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger wewe were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So wewe don't feel like wewe can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, wewe can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a runway in an airport
runway pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
runway pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: hujambo wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car inayofuata to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows wewe how he got a smartphone in 1951
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the ngome hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue gppony, pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she alisema her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) alisema Dark shadow. Run! alisema zumaridi, zamaradi and twilight. What are we going to! alisema Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! alisema Twilight.
(Roar!) alisema dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us alisema Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped alisema Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the inayofuata part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No gppony, pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every gppony, pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
au else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at upinde wa mvua Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No gppony, pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every gppony, pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
au else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at upinde wa mvua Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved kwa many. I made them laugh. Then one siku I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hujambo apologized! She's giving wewe a muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu duka right inayofuata to my cupcake shop! OMG and wewe get to have me throw wewe a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved kwa many. I made them laugh. Then one siku I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hujambo apologized! She's giving wewe a muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu duka right inayofuata to my cupcake shop! OMG and wewe get to have me throw wewe a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank wewe to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony makala I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even zaidi similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. wewe go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and wewe admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. wewe try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. wewe do prove it.
6. wewe hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, au mashabiki of ponies.
8. wewe discover who your true Marafiki are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best makala I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. wewe go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and wewe admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. wewe try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. wewe do prove it.
6. wewe hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, au mashabiki of ponies.
8. wewe discover who your true Marafiki are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best makala I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
