My Little Poney Article: The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*
Twilight - I... did something wrong?
Dan - What was that...

10 Hours Later

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TV
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Mare - We are at the kiti cha enzi room looking what is happening, there is 5000 dead ponies... huh... ok... HOT! Princess Celestia Declarated War With GEA For they wrong move!

Dan - ... How She want...

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GEA Main Hall
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Dan - WE ALL WILL FIGHT TO VICTORY NO MATTER WHAT!!! NOBODY WILL BLAME US FOR SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL DO!!! WE WILL SMASH CANTERLOT ARMY AND onyesha TRUE POTENTIAL OF GEA!!!

Soldiers - ALL HAILL GEA! ALL HAILL GEA!

Dan - now... Officer Shadow...
Shadow - Thank you... From now on wewe are under the Spectrum Training Program and wewe need to follow rules of Black & White Theory...
1 - The attacks must be directed into one army
2 - The winning of Battle must be-

Twilight - pst... hujambo Dan...
Dan - hm?
Twilight - why we doing it... noone need to die...
Dan - Im sorry... its personal...

5 Hours later

???, GEA Facility
Dan - good to meet you...
??? - ... talk...
Dan - I want to *give money* cooperate with GlobeX ...
??? - ...
Dan - wewe little quiet uh... how about... wewe getting half of kiti cha enzi from win?
??? - ... continue
Dan - I will destroy Celestia... no matter what...
??? - why wewe need my help...
Dan - Celestia is allied with Futuristic Army and how we know... FA know some tricks when Enemy dont have Allies... wewe are strong Military Group... Terrorists... But Military...
??? - Im in...
Dan - good... now... mrs. Cadence...
Cadence - ...
Dan - wewe have informations I need... 1. What do wewe know about Underground, rising Solar Empire....
Cadence - ...
Dan - And what about FA allied with Lunar Empire...
Cadance - ...
Dan - wewe wont tell... *punsh meza, jedwali breaking it* how about Allied Anti Equestria Emire... A.A.E.E...
Cadance - I... wont tell wewe ANYTHING!
Dan - Im asking... what is about A.A.E.E... What they want acomplished... who is included in it...
Cadance - ... m-me... Lunar Empire... C-Crystal Empire... FA... Changelings Empire.. And Griffons Uniated Military... GUM...
Dan - What they want accomplished...
Cadance - ... They want to put down Solar Empire and Destroy Equestria For Ever... Secretly They want to Take down Black & White
Theory....
Dan - they want to put down 1000 years old Theory of Military moves around Equestria... genius... I will need to be Allied with someone and Globex...
??? - how about Equestria Uniated... EU is very helpfull... if wewe tell them what A.A.E.E. want to do they will jiunge you...
Dan - yeah and Equestria Rebeliant... ER is helpfull too...
??? - all about wewe now... call me when needed *teleport*
Dan - ... hmmm...

The Insanity is starting...

Before Battle
Under Canterlot

Dan - ALL HAILL GEA!

Soldier - HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

The fight was bloddy.. GEA losed...

GEA losed many fights... finally, after 5 years of fighting they surrend... but not to fall back for ever... that was a trick...

GEA just changed Into Vexolian Empire... VE Created kwa Dan and Shadow start Stealing Small peaces of Ground From FA and Solar Empire... Finally... The time has come for finall Strike.. Operation Breakdown... the one that was created kwa Sword Strike the sekunde and completted kwa Shadow Blade, and Made under Black & White Theory kwa Dan. Ultimate Plan Of Dominating Whole Equestria.

War didnt start when GEA attacked...
War Started When VE attacked...
All Will Haill To Vexolian Empire...

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pls read

1. Im coming back to my uandishi condition (my arms are hurting as hell)
2. Please tell what wewe liked and what wewe DIDNT liked in this fanfic I will try to better.
3. GUYS, WANNA ROLEPLAY ABOUT IT?
its really good stuff for Roleplay, many Clans etc and stuff
4. Im Not Back ALL MY BODY yet (YET)
5. I will post on ukuta when inayofuata ep. will be ready

As always thank wewe for Reading

-Dan

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other kombora, yamuua carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's songesha up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... wewe live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what wewe want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... wewe suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: hujambo isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want wewe in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did wewe do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my kitanda room window....

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a regular siku in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What wewe might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would wewe like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell wewe what. wewe make this mashua go faster, and I'll pay wewe for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...

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my future as shabiki fic writer moto dash:

posted by jordy-dash2

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a skiing resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed kwa here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: au not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello wewe two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: wewe need all the help wewe can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a orodha with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills wewe three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do wewe have for me?
S: Glad wewe asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A kombora, yamuua shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another gppony, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy wewe two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. wewe just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. upinde wa mvua Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The gppony, pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are wewe from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So wewe created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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The Problem in Sweet apple Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 dakika later, The Mane six were all sitting in a mduara, duara at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet apple Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious siku in Ponyville. Twilight was kusoma some books, upinde wa mvua Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the nyasi meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat inayofuata to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and Marafiki wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are wewe sure about this?
Discord: I have a bunduki of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope wewe know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: wewe got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...