Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot punda sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, mbwa mwitu gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man

Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white fur, manyoya and everything* *he puts a koti, jacket on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his koti, jacket starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell wewe doing?

Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*

Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*

Humphrey: hey, what are wewe a rapist!

Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!

Humphrey: is this how wewe treat your elders?

Manager: wewe ain't no old man your a pervert!

Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*

Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*

Humphrey: *spits on the manager*

Manager: get out before I call the cops!

Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*

manager: *doesnt notice*

*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*

PRANKED!!!

hutch the ninja!

*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!

Holding paws

*garth is sitting on a bench**some mbwa mwitu sits kwa him**garth holds his hand**the mbwa mwitu has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next mbwa mwitu sits kwa him*
garth: I'm gay

The other wolf: o.O *runs away*

Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*

Pranked!!!!

To be continued