Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,
Starring
Humphry The Bad Ass!
Garth the Banger!
Kate and Lilly, hot punda sisters
Salty, shakey, and mooch, mbwa mwitu gangsters
Hutch, the badass ninja!
Winston, the biker!
Eve, the demon wolf
Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
The Old Man
Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white fur, manyoya and everything* *he puts a koti, jacket on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his koti, jacket starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell wewe doing?
Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*
Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*
Humphrey: hey, what are wewe a rapist!
Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!
Humphrey: is this how wewe treat your elders?
Manager: wewe ain't no old man your a pervert!
Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*
Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*
Humphrey: *spits on the manager*
Manager: get out before I call the cops!
Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*
manager: *doesnt notice*
*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*
PRANKED!!!
hutch the ninja!
*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!
Holding paws
*garth is sitting on a bench**some mbwa mwitu sits kwa him**garth holds his hand**the mbwa mwitu has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next mbwa mwitu sits kwa him*
garth: I'm gay
The other wolf: o.O *runs away*
Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*
Pranked!!!!
To be continued
Starring
Humphry The Bad Ass!
Garth the Banger!
Kate and Lilly, hot punda sisters
Salty, shakey, and mooch, mbwa mwitu gangsters
Hutch, the badass ninja!
Winston, the biker!
Eve, the demon wolf
Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
The Old Man
Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white fur, manyoya and everything* *he puts a koti, jacket on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his koti, jacket starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell wewe doing?
Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*
Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*
Humphrey: hey, what are wewe a rapist!
Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!
Humphrey: is this how wewe treat your elders?
Manager: wewe ain't no old man your a pervert!
Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*
Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*
Humphrey: *spits on the manager*
Manager: get out before I call the cops!
Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*
manager: *doesnt notice*
*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*
PRANKED!!!
hutch the ninja!
*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!
Holding paws
*garth is sitting on a bench**some mbwa mwitu sits kwa him**garth holds his hand**the mbwa mwitu has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next mbwa mwitu sits kwa him*
garth: I'm gay
The other wolf: o.O *runs away*
Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*
Pranked!!!!
To be continued
I really hope they come out with zaidi A&O sinema au at least an A&O T.V onyesha because according to "Timber Humphrey" they could have alot of potential and i see it because In A&O 4 how the f*** does Lilly know what they're planning then she predicts the d*mn weather!? that's some ng'ombe if wewe ask me unless she like Daria except shes not blind! Like if wewe teamed Lilly, Kate, Daria, and Humphery together and teamed Claudette, Stinky, Runt, The Bear, The Porcupine, (srry i forgot their names) and Fleet together and then put the teams together to fight the rogues and the bears again THEY WOULD BE SCREWED au if wewe teamed together to hunt THE CARIBOU WOULD BE SCREWED. like this if wewe agree 1% au more.
Ok im new so it wont be very good
In the movie it works out with Kate and Humphrey right well in an alternative reality Lilly and Humphrey work out but in a different way. After Kate alisema take Humphrey away to go get berries in the movie Humphrey didnt go with Lilly he sat kwa the stream but in my story they go get berries but they meet a very large kubeba and humphrey takes it down and kills it on the spot.lilly got aroused kwa that because she likes strong omegas so lilly told kate what happened she alisema Jesus Chrihst and was like how the hell did he do that he is not that strong au she thought.
well hope wewe like it if wewe do ill write zaidi i bursting with ideas
In the movie it works out with Kate and Humphrey right well in an alternative reality Lilly and Humphrey work out but in a different way. After Kate alisema take Humphrey away to go get berries in the movie Humphrey didnt go with Lilly he sat kwa the stream but in my story they go get berries but they meet a very large kubeba and humphrey takes it down and kills it on the spot.lilly got aroused kwa that because she likes strong omegas so lilly told kate what happened she alisema Jesus Chrihst and was like how the hell did he do that he is not that strong au she thought.
well hope wewe like it if wewe do ill write zaidi i bursting with ideas
