Funny anime nukuu

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

"if i get reborn, i want to become a clam.....!!!" - Monkey D. Luffy"

"I won't do anything that I don't need to, and if I really need to do something, I'll do it fast..."
kwa Oreki Hotaro (top-left in the pic.) from Hyouka...

When it comes to funny nukuu Gintama has a million of them XD

~"Do wewe have any idea how stupid we are!? Don't underestimate us" -Kondo Isao

~"As expected from a man born from his mother's mouth" -Hasegawa

~"Have wewe ever heard of the penile break" -Hijikata Toshiro

~"It's not something obscene... It's the Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Anpan no SPARKING!!!!" -Yamazaki Sagaru

~"When I think of your sister....... It turns me on" -Kondo Isao

~"Don't call me a FASHION LEADER!!!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Oh shit! Oh my god! (was alisema in engrish)" -Kanemaru

~"Don't worry, our Marafiki will come back..... to the earth" - Gintoki Sakata

~"It's not rap, It's Katsurap yo!" -Katsura Kotaro

~"She's going to get abused like chairs in a Jackie Chan movie" -Gintoki Sakata

~"If wewe want to work with the odd jobs your crotch has to be ready to do odd jobs too" -Gintoki Sakata to Bossun

~"We have a new member in the family? Don't say it like it magically happen, say it that wewe had a baby after ******* like rabbits!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Come at me wewe cuddly balls of flesh!!" -Katsura Kotaro

~"OBJECTION!!!! Please replay the scene again where the spanking started" -Gintoki Sakata while watching porn in a trial

~"Who are wewe calling an old man wewe wild bitch! want me to fondle your boobs!" -Gintoki Sakata

~"This isn't a dating sim, this is resident evil" -Gintoki Sakata

~"You can't touch my punda cause that's the only proof the we were once angels.... wewe can't touch my breast either cause that's the only proof that we were once weapons of mass destruction" -Otae

~"Sexual harassment? Your face is the one that's sexually harassing people" -Gintoki Sakata

~"Nipples are meant to be sucked!" -Hijikata Toshiro

There's actually so much zaidi but I can't remember how they wen't soooo yeah I give up XD

From the Pokémon episode "The Battling Eevee Brothers"

Misty: It must be nice to have big brothers.

Ash: wewe could pass for my brother.

(Misty knocks Ash on the head and he falls to the ground)

Brock: panzi had little sense but big mouth.

LOL! WAY TOO FUNNY!