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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, wewe probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides kwa calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets wewe a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE mwaka OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The vitabu aren’t well written, just because wewe make up...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written kwa me. It was written kwa the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic au emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story au novel au what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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(NOTE TO READERS: I'LL BE CRITICISING SEVRUS SNAPE IN THIS ARTICLE. BUT THIS IS A ONCE OFF. OTHERWISE I AM TEAM SNAPE 4EVA =])


We all know Bella over-reacted in New Moon. That's a common aregument. But now some Twilight mashabiki say Lily over-reacted when Sevrus called her mud-blood compared to how Hermione took it from Draco. But personally I think Lily didn't over-react.

Sevrus and Lily's friendship was rocky for a while. She despised his Marafiki and his ideas for the future. He despised the fact James fancied Lily. They had areguments (Lily says "I've made excuses for wewe long enough" in Deathly...
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I would like to start kwa quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... kwa Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his Lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's Wanyonya damu are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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I read the twilight saga and i loved it i was a twihard for a while yes, but was zaidi fond of the voltori than anything else, When i read Harry Potter and the philosophers stone, i became addicted in its content, i read the vitabu one kwa one and read them again, i like twillight, yes, but there is no doubt i prefar Harry Potter, i also read all the Hunger Games vitabu and was a tribute, still Harry Potter is my life and soul. Jk.rowling has an imagnation unlike many i know, the vitabu depth and detail is unbelivable, i just wish it never had to end, wewe have to read all the vitabu au wewe wont fully...
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This is a orodha of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't wewe think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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(i have edited this makala so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell wewe why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are kusoma that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child salama book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 mwaka old...
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Taking arms against Harry Potter, at this moment, is to emulate Hamlet taking arms against a sea of troubles. kwa opposing the sea, wewe won't end it. The Harry Potter epiphenomenon will go on, doubtless for some time, as J. R. R. Tolkien did, and then wane.

The official newspaper of our dominant counter-culture, The New York Times, has been startled kwa the Potter vitabu into establishing a new policy for its not very literate book review. Rather than crowd out the Grishams, Clancys, Crichtons, Kings, and other vastly maarufu prose fictions on its fiction bestseller list, the Potter volumes will...
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Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily zaidi than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven vitabu with hardly any maswali left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot zaidi to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an punda to Harry). She had every...
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posted by PotterForever
Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in upendo with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his upendo for...
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So I am kusoma reasons as to why Twilight mashabiki think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the zaidi common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has zaidi love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have zaidi upendo than Harry Potter kwa any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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posted by GoodPunchMione
I honestly don't hate, dislike, like au upendo Twilight. It's just neutral with me. I never really had any problem with it until I saw an makala saying that Harry Potter copied Twilight. The person who wrote it also went so far as to say that J.K. Rowling is ugly and that Stephenie Meyer is the pretty one. It just irked me, because the looks don't even matter (they're both equal too) and it's not a valid point.

She alisema something about Sirius Black being copied from Jacob Black - who is commonly described as a big mbwa mwitu in his werewolf form. And Sirius (she spelled it as 'Serious'. I laughed...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As wewe can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The maktaba didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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Here's a orodha of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, au just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many mashabiki are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read kwa any age group. Twilight is geared zaidi towards angst 15 mwaka olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with wewe as wewe read. The first vitabu start out fairly tame but mature as wewe mature....
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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are zaidi than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this makala (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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posted by TheFangirl101
A werewolf, kwa most common lore, is a human that has been bitten kwa another werewolf, so alisema human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten kwa Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another maarufu example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing wewe must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his au her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This makala was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie mashabiki to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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A few years back I read an makala about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the makala says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. hivi karibuni reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...
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