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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, wewe probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides kwa calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets wewe a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE mwaka OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The vitabu aren’t well written, just because wewe make up...
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I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature Wanyonya damu with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give wewe a little zaidi open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, wewe survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written kwa me. It was written kwa the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic au emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story au novel au what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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posted by TheFangirl101
A werewolf, kwa most common lore, is a human that has been bitten kwa another werewolf, so alisema human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten kwa Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another maarufu example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing wewe must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his au her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This makala was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
(i have edited this makala so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell wewe why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are kusoma that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child salama book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 mwaka old...
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posted by nessienjake
Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also ilitumwa on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the uandishi is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...
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Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts au sits all siku drinking bia and watching...
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posted by i-am-mariella
I’ve seen articles, like bri-marie’s, comparing Bella, Twilight’s “heroine” to the girls and female role models of the Harry Potter vitabu like Hermione and Ginny. I agree with them whole-heartedly and I am happy to follow in the footsteps of strong women from Harry Potter – like Ginny, who is fierce and pretty bad-ass and just ujumla, jumla a strong female, and Hermione, who is studious and smart and witty and the boys often rely on her skills and “genius.” Because let’s face it – and Ron says it himself – where would they be without Hermione?
So I wanted to make my own because...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few zaidi assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect wewe and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the inayofuata “big thing.” Being in middle school, the inayofuata “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t upendo it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, au cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As wewe can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The maktaba didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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posted by bessmarvin1
 Ginny vs Bella
Ginny vs Bella
I know that many of wewe like Bella and many of wewe hate her.But I upendo Ginny zaidi than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.


Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that wewe don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Marafiki when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.


Bella married just after she graduated out of school...
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Here's a orodha of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, au just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many mashabiki are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read kwa any age group. Twilight is geared zaidi towards angst 15 mwaka olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with wewe as wewe read. The first vitabu start out fairly tame but mature as wewe mature....
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posted by PotterForever
Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in upendo with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his upendo for...
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A few years back I read an makala about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the makala says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. hivi karibuni reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...
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posted by KateKicksAss
NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight mashabiki with any of the maswali that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with maarufu ndoto book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's zaidi to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...
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As wewe probably know, the Twilight vs. Harry Potter spot is a debate spot. We come here mainly to debate over which series is better and why, au to discuss why we like one series better than the other, then others can, if they wish, debate the points made in the other persons arguments.

However, there is a difference between debating and fighting.

When wewe debate, wewe are willing to see both sides of an argument. wewe have to understand why the other person is saying what they are saying before wewe debate against their point. Understanding does NOT necessarily mean agreeing. It means "I see why...
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