I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. wewe wear at least some black every day.
3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.
4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.
6. wewe carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.
9. wewe think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever wewe mention her, your Marafiki roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. wewe call your inayopendelewa teacher Voldemort.
12. wewe constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, wewe get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are wewe sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. wewe faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. wewe write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells wewe he can't deliver it.
16. wewe jump every time wewe hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your kauli mbiu is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. wewe name au plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. wewe suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. wewe get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when wewe get mad.
21. wewe lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something juu secret in your vault.
22. wewe accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. wewe have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that wewe can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", wewe jump and exclaim that wewe already killed Sirius.
25. wewe call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. wewe get mad when people tell wewe that you're in perfect mental health.
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. wewe wear at least some black every day.
3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.
4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.
6. wewe carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.
9. wewe think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever wewe mention her, your Marafiki roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. wewe call your inayopendelewa teacher Voldemort.
12. wewe constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, wewe get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are wewe sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. wewe faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. wewe write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells wewe he can't deliver it.
16. wewe jump every time wewe hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your kauli mbiu is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. wewe name au plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. wewe suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. wewe get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when wewe get mad.
21. wewe lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something juu secret in your vault.
22. wewe accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. wewe have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that wewe can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", wewe jump and exclaim that wewe already killed Sirius.
25. wewe call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. wewe get mad when people tell wewe that you're in perfect mental health.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do wewe guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have wewe read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t wewe just upendo them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are wewe f***ing serious?! These are the best vitabu ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite wewe and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are wewe harry asked ron over here can't wewe see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see wewe it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for wewe can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in upendo with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see wewe it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for wewe can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in upendo with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story