Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight Article: 11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill wewe

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill wewe

posted by KateKicksAss

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do wewe have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*

7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! hujambo honey, come listen to this guy talk!"

8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank wewe for saying thank you!'

9. "Are wewe a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"

10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe wewe could have them do something about your nose."

11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"

traceyhp, fanfani and 4 others like this

ilovereading Must try 3, it sound awsome!

Diasasis 2, 4, and 10 all made me laugh

HaleyDewit I love them all :)

riyawoods i like 11

Alyssa_Snape 5,11,and 2

KathyHalliwell The last one is the best :D

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The Twilight Saga: The Plot Holes That Never Were

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but zaidi often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Wanyonya damu go to high school?”, au “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, au can be logically theorized. These are usually followed kwa “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, au “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, au my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

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“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.” - The Anti-Anti-Slogan

posted by cassie-1-2-3

“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.”

At first glance, wewe would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated kwa the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?

First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily zaidi than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven vitabu with hardly any maswali left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot zaidi to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an punda to Harry). She had every...

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Why I Agree With Rosalie Cullen

posted by PotterLambert93

As wewe can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a bitch, kahaba most of the time, but when wewe watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] wewe actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

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Bella, and the Dangers she Shows to a Peaceful Pureblood Society

posted by Confuzzle

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

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{ Unwritten ~ Alice Cullen Tribute }

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Breaking Dawn and Deathly Hallows

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What Twilight Should Be Like, Part One

posted by siriuslyawesome

I like Twilight. I used to upendo Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella swan tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

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last moyo beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

please leave maoni so i no if this story sucks au not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have wewe ever had one of those dreams, were wewe try and run fast but wewe just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased kwa two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...