I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face
Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for zaidi than a decade
So if you’d kuvuka, msalaba my way wewe don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an ikoni in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
wewe think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
wewe got no style
wewe upendo a dude who’s dead nor alive
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because wewe ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
wewe take that back
wewe filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s inayopendelewa tool
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bellatrix:
I’ll torture wewe with my wooden stick
If wewe beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Rhytm of Poker Face
Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for zaidi than a decade
So if you’d kuvuka, msalaba my way wewe don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an ikoni in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
wewe think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
wewe got no style
wewe upendo a dude who’s dead nor alive
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because wewe ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent
Bella:
Whoa (x8)
wewe take that back
wewe filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s inayopendelewa tool
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Bellatrix:
I’ll torture wewe with my wooden stick
If wewe beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please
Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t wewe mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
This makala isn't mine, this is just an makala I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if wewe don't hate Twilight already, why wewe SHOULD hate Twilight!
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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to wewe Twilight shabiki girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless wewe write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
Click here to check out the article:
link
Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to wewe Twilight shabiki girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless wewe write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!