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(NOTE TO READERS: I'LL BE CRITICISING SEVRUS SNAPE IN THIS ARTICLE. BUT THIS IS A ONCE OFF. OTHERWISE I AM TEAM SNAPE 4EVA =])


We all know Bella over-reacted in New Moon. That's a common aregument. But now some Twilight mashabiki say Lily over-reacted when Sevrus called her mud-blood compared to how Hermione took it from Draco. But personally I think Lily didn't over-react.

Sevrus and Lily's friendship was rocky for a while. She despised his Marafiki and his ideas for the future. He despised the fact James fancied Lily. They had areguments (Lily says "I've made excuses for wewe long enough" in Deathly Hallows, so we know he had already done mean things). And when Sevrus was being bullied kwa James and Sirius Lily tried to HELP him. Imagine, helping a friend who's being bullied only to be called one of the worst insults. And although she was shocked, Lily did keep calm
"Fine" she alisema cooly "And I'd wash my pants if I were you" (Quote taken from Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)

So how is that over-reacting? True, she ended their friendship but hell, if I was Lily I would of ended the friendship ages ago. Afterall "You call everyone of my birth mudblood. Why should I be any different?" (Quote taken from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows).

Bella did over-react. I mean moping for four fricking months!!!! WTF, nobody should do that! If Bella loved Edward so much she would of got on with life and leave Jacob out of the picture. But don't get me started on that.

Anyway, Lily and Sevrus chose their way. They were too different to be friends. It was a good thing Lily ended it. Good for her anyway.
posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my uandishi folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with wewe guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella kwa Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until wewe agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn wewe into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told wewe I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, wewe crazy witch
Now it's raining zaidi than ever
But we’re...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been uandishi a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the ujumla, jumla story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight kwa just "letting her characters handle the plot". There kwa making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write shabiki fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good shabiki fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie wewe want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a orodha of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced kwa Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two vitabu sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, wewe see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter mashabiki are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER makala HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 dakika zamani via Plurk · maoni · Like · View maoni on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 dakika zamani ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 dakika zamani ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 dakika zamani ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores wewe au is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in upendo with wewe — and wewe are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells wewe to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the upendo of your life. wewe should stay with him since he will keep wewe salama forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell wewe that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When kusoma them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested kwa the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Mbwa mwitu loups get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper onyesha up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of wewe won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These vitabu are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of upendo and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However wewe have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two nyota crossed lovers and the obstacles faced kwa them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I upendo wewe zaidi than wewe can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an saa snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his shati off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Wanyonya damu could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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posted by MyronPwnsBella
There once was a seventeen mwaka old girl named Sandy. One siku in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid kusoma a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and zaidi often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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