Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me heshima for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way wewe verbally attack Twilight fans. The way wewe threatened their lives kwa tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb kwa limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me heshima for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking wewe because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your maoni accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! wewe didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me heshima for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. wewe alisema a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot zaidi of that. I especially like that part where wewe alisema Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where wewe complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where wewe alisema Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that wewe used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight mashabiki are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me heshima for my images:
“I like that picture wewe ilitumwa of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter mashabiki just upendo reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me heshima for my images:
“You ilitumwa that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore alisema it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets ilitumwa three times a day, but it needs to be ilitumwa 50 times a siku until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me heshima for my picks:
“I upendo all those anti picks wewe ilitumwa in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if wewe think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any vitabu so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way wewe defended yourself without cursing like all those HP mashabiki did. That obviously means you’re zaidi mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me heshima for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way wewe verbally attack Twilight fans. The way wewe threatened their lives kwa tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb kwa limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me heshima for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking wewe because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your maoni accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! wewe didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me heshima for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. wewe alisema a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot zaidi of that. I especially like that part where wewe alisema Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where wewe complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where wewe alisema Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that wewe used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight mashabiki are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me heshima for my images:
“I like that picture wewe ilitumwa of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter mashabiki just upendo reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me heshima for my images:
“You ilitumwa that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore alisema it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets ilitumwa three times a day, but it needs to be ilitumwa 50 times a siku until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me heshima for my picks:
“I upendo all those anti picks wewe ilitumwa in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if wewe think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any vitabu so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way wewe defended yourself without cursing like all those HP mashabiki did. That obviously means you’re zaidi mature than them.”
