Here's my response to this rubbish.
1- the uandishi is better
Um, no. It's really not.
2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.
3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that 'when the upendo of your life leaves you, curl up in a corner and TRY TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.'
4-it has a PLOT!!
And Harry Potter doesn't?! Twilight is about a forbidden upendo pembetatu au whatever. Frankly, i'm sick of hearing that story over and over and OVER again. It's really old.
5-the scenes in the sinema are exciting
All the scenes in Twilight are either Bella and Edward making out, au Bella sitting there with a monotonous expression on her face! Harry Potter is filled with humor, courage, explosions, and people DYING!
6- the effects are amazing
What effects? The effects of Wanyonya damu flying through the air playing baseball? Sounds exciting. The mtu-bweha look pretty realistic, i'll give wewe that, but other than that, the effects are complete rubbish.
7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast
Uh, yeah. Harry Potter has vampires, mtu-bweha and plenty of mortal beasts. Except the Wanyonya damu and mtu-bweha in Harry Potter don't fight over some emotionless girl to see who gets to make out with her. They actually fight for a understandable purpose! WHAT?!?! THAT'S ABSURD!
8- the actors and actresses are attached to their character and upendo them
Oh, is that true? I saw an interview with Robert Pattinson. He hates Twilight. He is only in Twilight because they pay him a lot. I reckon he enjoyed his time fighting to the death in an epic battle rather than sparkling naked and being in upendo with some girl.
9-the characters are not all good au all evil
Are wewe kidding me? The only character that is all evil in Harry Potter is Voldemort, and it isn't even his fault, he was born from the effects of a dangerous potion, so he can't love. It's not his fault.
10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle au the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them)
Um... how does that make Twilight better? A bunch of vampire babies destroying an important city? That sounds pretty stupid to me.
11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that)
So basically you're saying that Twilight is better because it has nice hot guys. (Shallow much?) The characters from Harry Potter are so kind that I would die to have Marafiki like that. I don't want Marafiki that could attach themselves to me to leech my blood every time i get a paper cut.
12-the cover of the vitabu are drawn beautifully
The cover of the vitabu are photographs, wewe idiot.
13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool
All the posters just onyesha Edward and Bella embracing dramatically. Harry Potter posters onyesha awesome scenes of people who are covered in dirt and blood fighting for their lives.
14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form
Wanyonya damu don't fly. Wanyonya damu don't sparkle. Wanyonya damu aren't fairies.
15- wewe can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter)
Ok, now you're just being bias. What sounds cooler, having two guys kill each other to want wewe au being on the run from the government with your best friends?
16- the phrase twi-hard is cool
That sounds retarded, honestly. It sounds like some three mwaka old trying to say tryhard.
17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative
So? What does that have to do with Harry Potter?
18- Meyer made the mtu-bweha and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other
And Rowling made Gryffindor and Slytherin unite, the two houses that loathed each other, to destroy Voldemort.
19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen kwa book critiques)
The least successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million zaidi than the most successful Twilight movie. And Harry Potter is definitely a bestseller too.
20-there are lessons wewe can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u)
Harry Potter is about conquering fear, doing what's right in the time of danger, and being loyal to your friends. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy)
Wand boy? Really? The 'wide imaginative world' in Twilight is called EARTH, honey. It exists. Myers didn't create a world, she just used our world. JK Rowling created an entire school, and an entire wizarding world with backstories, and many, many people.
22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be zaidi educated not use simple words everyone can understand
Then I guess Twilight is for mentally handicapped people who can't read big words. wewe just alisema yourself.
23-twilight has a theme of a mystical and imaginative world
Yep, so does Harry Potter.
24- twilight is read kwa a massive audience
HARRY POTTER IS DEFINITELY zaidi READ THAN TWILIGHT.
25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and wewe feel the fight kwa someway
(First of all, 'by someway?') In ways, I could literally FEEL Harry's pain in scenes. JK Rowling explains EXACTLY what pain feels like.
26-the twilight nukuu are really nice written and wewe feel the creativity in them
Yeah. The emotionality of Harry Potter is much more... described and detailed than Twilight. I just researched, people cried during Twilight 'because Edward just loves Bella so much...' and people cry during Harry Potter because of death and loss and grief. They cry because Harry Potter gives them REASONS to cry.
27-Meyer left clues for wewe to know the identity of each and every character
JK Rowling left so many things unsaid that it was the real mystery figuring them out. There are so many unsaid facts that shock most Harry Potter readers, facts that make wewe say 'WHAT?!'
So, yeah. This is a LOAD OF RUBBISH. I don't hate people who like Twilight au anything, it is just... these reasons are RIDICULOUS. C'mon, at least put up a fight.
1- the uandishi is better
Um, no. It's really not.
2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.
3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that 'when the upendo of your life leaves you, curl up in a corner and TRY TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.'
4-it has a PLOT!!
And Harry Potter doesn't?! Twilight is about a forbidden upendo pembetatu au whatever. Frankly, i'm sick of hearing that story over and over and OVER again. It's really old.
5-the scenes in the sinema are exciting
All the scenes in Twilight are either Bella and Edward making out, au Bella sitting there with a monotonous expression on her face! Harry Potter is filled with humor, courage, explosions, and people DYING!
6- the effects are amazing
What effects? The effects of Wanyonya damu flying through the air playing baseball? Sounds exciting. The mtu-bweha look pretty realistic, i'll give wewe that, but other than that, the effects are complete rubbish.
7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast
Uh, yeah. Harry Potter has vampires, mtu-bweha and plenty of mortal beasts. Except the Wanyonya damu and mtu-bweha in Harry Potter don't fight over some emotionless girl to see who gets to make out with her. They actually fight for a understandable purpose! WHAT?!?! THAT'S ABSURD!
8- the actors and actresses are attached to their character and upendo them
Oh, is that true? I saw an interview with Robert Pattinson. He hates Twilight. He is only in Twilight because they pay him a lot. I reckon he enjoyed his time fighting to the death in an epic battle rather than sparkling naked and being in upendo with some girl.
9-the characters are not all good au all evil
Are wewe kidding me? The only character that is all evil in Harry Potter is Voldemort, and it isn't even his fault, he was born from the effects of a dangerous potion, so he can't love. It's not his fault.
10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle au the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them)
Um... how does that make Twilight better? A bunch of vampire babies destroying an important city? That sounds pretty stupid to me.
11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that)
So basically you're saying that Twilight is better because it has nice hot guys. (Shallow much?) The characters from Harry Potter are so kind that I would die to have Marafiki like that. I don't want Marafiki that could attach themselves to me to leech my blood every time i get a paper cut.
12-the cover of the vitabu are drawn beautifully
The cover of the vitabu are photographs, wewe idiot.
13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool
All the posters just onyesha Edward and Bella embracing dramatically. Harry Potter posters onyesha awesome scenes of people who are covered in dirt and blood fighting for their lives.
14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form
Wanyonya damu don't fly. Wanyonya damu don't sparkle. Wanyonya damu aren't fairies.
15- wewe can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter)
Ok, now you're just being bias. What sounds cooler, having two guys kill each other to want wewe au being on the run from the government with your best friends?
16- the phrase twi-hard is cool
That sounds retarded, honestly. It sounds like some three mwaka old trying to say tryhard.
17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative
So? What does that have to do with Harry Potter?
18- Meyer made the mtu-bweha and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other
And Rowling made Gryffindor and Slytherin unite, the two houses that loathed each other, to destroy Voldemort.
19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen kwa book critiques)
The least successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million zaidi than the most successful Twilight movie. And Harry Potter is definitely a bestseller too.
20-there are lessons wewe can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u)
Harry Potter is about conquering fear, doing what's right in the time of danger, and being loyal to your friends. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy)
Wand boy? Really? The 'wide imaginative world' in Twilight is called EARTH, honey. It exists. Myers didn't create a world, she just used our world. JK Rowling created an entire school, and an entire wizarding world with backstories, and many, many people.
22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be zaidi educated not use simple words everyone can understand
Then I guess Twilight is for mentally handicapped people who can't read big words. wewe just alisema yourself.
23-twilight has a theme of a mystical and imaginative world
Yep, so does Harry Potter.
24- twilight is read kwa a massive audience
HARRY POTTER IS DEFINITELY zaidi READ THAN TWILIGHT.
25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and wewe feel the fight kwa someway
(First of all, 'by someway?') In ways, I could literally FEEL Harry's pain in scenes. JK Rowling explains EXACTLY what pain feels like.
26-the twilight nukuu are really nice written and wewe feel the creativity in them
Yeah. The emotionality of Harry Potter is much more... described and detailed than Twilight. I just researched, people cried during Twilight 'because Edward just loves Bella so much...' and people cry during Harry Potter because of death and loss and grief. They cry because Harry Potter gives them REASONS to cry.
27-Meyer left clues for wewe to know the identity of each and every character
JK Rowling left so many things unsaid that it was the real mystery figuring them out. There are so many unsaid facts that shock most Harry Potter readers, facts that make wewe say 'WHAT?!'
So, yeah. This is a LOAD OF RUBBISH. I don't hate people who like Twilight au anything, it is just... these reasons are RIDICULOUS. C'mon, at least put up a fight.
